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# taz.de -- Ein Brief an den US-Präsidenten: Dear Donald J. Trump,
> Trump hat das Pariser Abkommen aufgekündigt. Und jetzt? Ingo Arzt
> versucht, ihn per Brief umzustimmen. Auf Englisch, damit Trump ihn auch
> liest.
Bild: Was würde Barron Trump (rechts) seinen Vater Donald wohl fragen, wenn er…
Let’s take a poll amongst all women and men on earth, who is the most
powerful and greatest person on the planet. They would say: Donald J.
Trump. Yes, Donald J. Trump. You are not only POTUS, the President of the
United States of America, the most powerful nation in the world. You are
also POTHR, President of the Human Race. I mean it!
I beg you to act as such. Act against climate change.
Climate change is not a hoax, Mr. President, it’s not fake news of the New
York Times. It’s your ENEMY. It’s the enemy of the human race! It’s the
most important war we ever fought. The BIGGEST story of all. The biggest.
We need you, Donald J. Trump, President of the Human Race. We need you
terribly.
I am not a climate scientist, Mr. President. Climate scientists are
weirdos, odd people, so odd! I think we agree on that. Climate scientists
have a strange way of talking. Same with Chinese. Strange language! Both of
them. No shit.
But let me ask you two questions, Mr. President: What if climate change is
not a fake? What if Fox News is wrong?
Everybody loves your son Barron. He is a little sunshine! Even crooked
Hillary had to admit it (-; And Tristan, your grandchild, we all LOVE him!
Imagine the year 2077, when Barron and Tristan are about 70, like you now.
What if their dad and granddad was the one who brought the fight against
climate change to an end? What if their dad and granddad ends up being the
gravedigger for millions of people starving to death because of whole
countries converting into deserts? You took care of the beautiful babies of
Syria. Please, take care of the beautiful babies of the future. BOMB
CLIMATE CHANGE.
It’s your choice, Mr. President.
The Paris agreement you have pulled out of was the greatest deal humankind
ever achieved together. THE GREATEST! People started to cry for joy, the
moment the deal was done. Most of the great Nobel Prize winners in your
country cheered as well.
The majority of Americans think that climate change is a big, big threat.
It’s HUGE! NASA warns of horrible changes. Your military leaders at the
Pentagon warn of tremendous security issues. Almost every other country in
the world is concerned. Your business leaders too, even ExxonMobile, ask
Rex. The crazy old Pope is concerned. And, most of all: Vladimir Putin
agreed to fight climate change. Vladimir Putin!
All these people have nothing in common. Except one thing: They need
American leadership to fight climate change. They need your leadership.
They need Donald J. Trump!
You are a great business person who had tremendous success. You are
awesome! And you know, we Germans are tremendously successful business
people as well. You don’t like it, but we build great cars and other cool
stuff. BMWs, Daimlers, VWs, Kaercher pool cleaners. In the last 28 years,
since the Berlin Wall went down (thanks to America!), we created millions
of jobs. It’s true.
In fact, Germany is like America. It’s all about JOBS, JOBS, JOBS. We
created millions of them and at the same time, saved an incredible amount
of energy. We get incredibly more efficient. Ask your staff to paint some
graphs about German energy efficiency. You will see, it’s the secret to
good paying jobs.
It’s a WIN-WIN! You can do business, create jobs and make little Barron
proud of his dad. Because you saved his future. You like deals? This is
the best deal. Ever.
I think we both agree that George Washington was a great, great person.
Truly great! A fearless fighter, like you. George Washington first fought
for the British Army. He fought on the wrong side. But he realized it. The
rest of the story is the BIGGEST, BIGGEST story in history! He became the
father of the United States of America. It’s also your story. The story of
Donald J. Trump. A man who always fights for the best. We need you, Mr.
President. Without you, we lose the war. We will be total losers. If you
oppose the fight against climate change, you are on the side of the evil
for the evil. Change sides.
„All civilized nations must join together to protect human life and the
sacred right of our citizens to live in safety and in peace.“
You know who said these wise words? It was you! We are counting on you. We
need you to lead us to a new independence day: The day we saved the future
of our planet! Donald J. Trump: MAKE THE HUMAN RACE GREAT!
Yours sincerely,
Ingo A. Doctor
2 Jun 2017
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## ARTIKEL ZUM THEMA
USA treten aus Klimaabkommen aus: Trump gegen das Klima
Die US-Regierung inszeniert den Austritt aus dem Pariser Klimaabkommen: Die
USA sind am Tag nach der US-Wahl 2020 raus. Oder gleich wieder drin.
Nach Ausstieg aus Klimaabkommen: Die Sonne scheint kostenlos
Die Welt stellt längst auf erneuerbare Energien um. Daran wird auch der
Ausstieg der USA aus dem Pariser Klimaschutzabkommen nichts ändern.
Wirtschaftsforum in St. Petersburg: Jovial und etwas dünnhäutig
Das Wirtschaftsforum ist ein Treffen russischer Bürokratie mit einigen
auswärtigen Gästen. Kritische Nachfragen hört Putin dabei nicht so gerne.
Die Wahrheit: Frostrierende Kälte
Warum steht bei Putin ein Nackt-Lamm rum und was hat das mit der
Erderwärmung zu tun? Ein Blick ins ferne Confed-Russland.
Drei mögliche Klimaretter: Politiker der Zukunft
Donald Trump manövriert sich beim Klima ins Abseits. Zeit für neue Helden.
Pariser Klimaabkommen und die USA: Was hat Trump getan und wie weiter?
Was bedeutet der Ausstieg der USA aus dem Abkommen? Wird neu verhandelt?
Alles, was Sie dazu wissen müssen.
USA und Pariser Klimaabkommen: Weltweite Empörung über US-Ausstieg
Donald Trump kündigt den Pariser Klimavertrag auf. Die internationale
Kritik ist deutlich. Auch US-Großkonzerne zeigen sich enttäuscht.
USA und Pariser Klimaabkommen: Mit Fake Facts zum Ausstieg
Donald Trump will das Pariser Abkommen zum Klimaschutz verlassen. Seine
Begründung strotzt vor verdrehten Tatsachen und Fehlern.
Kommentar USA und Klimaschutz: Zieht die Samthandschuhe aus! ​
Donald Trump kehrt dem Pariser Klimaabkommen den Rücken. Die EU sollte ihn
für diesen Vertrauensbruch jetzt hart bestrafen.
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