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bastard_operator_from_hell 2025-Jul-13 23:58 --------
humourdigest 2025-Jul-13 23:48 --------
jokin 2025-Jul-22 20:59 --------
netwit 2025-Jul-22 20:59 --------
nietzsche 2025-Jul-21 16:12 --------
random_access_humour 2025-Jul-13 23:35 --------
ruminations 2025-Jul-22 20:49 --------
top5 2025-Jul-22 20:50 --------
truly_tasteless 2025-Jul-13 23:46 --------
101-easy-ways-to-say-no.txt 1992-Feb-06 16:28 4.9 KB
101-ways-to-use-a-condom.txt 1990-Jan-01 18:01 2.7 KB
101nos.doc 1999-May-02 16:50 5.1 KB
10comtec.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 4.3 KB
144_ctrl.txt 1999-Oct-13 22:59 6.7 KB
144disk.txt 2013-Nov-01 10:18 5.3 KB
144meg.txt 1999-Oct-13 22:59 13.0 KB
31signs.txt 1999-May-02 16:37 4.8 KB
3test.txt 1995-May-09 06:59 2.6 KB
9-types-of-boyfriends.txt 1992-Sep-14 07:09 2.7 KB
9-types-of-girlfriends.txt 1992-Sep-14 07:09 3.2 KB
99_Funny_Ginger_Jokes_That_You_Shou 2023-Nov-11 21:01 613.9 KB
AMDcool.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 2.5 KB
AWE64FAQ.txt 2020-May-10 11:47 22.4 KB
A_Hacker_Went_to_C.txt 2023-Dec-07 20:05 2.3 KB
A_man_was_advised_by_a_psychiatrist 2023-Nov-11 20:55 1.4 KB
A_new_Y2K_product.txt 2011-Nov-14 08:18 0.9 KB
After_my_wife_died,_I_couldn't_even 2023-Nov-11 20:58 0.8 KB
Ah_Mr_Schrodinger.txt 2015-Jun-17 22:53 0.8 KB
AlexanderSolzhenitsyn-AWorldSplitAp 2015-Jul-13 10:39 35.0 KB
Antiquing.txt 2017-Mar-05 20:54 3.5 KB
CLINTJOK.TXT 1996-Sep-30 15:12 35.3 KB
Capitalist_Hell_vs_Communist_Hell.t 2011-Nov-07 21:03 2.2 KB
Chamomile_Tea.txt 2011-Nov-07 16:17 1.9 KB
DUMB.TXT 1995-Dec-13 16:48 3.9 KB
Dr_Geezer_s_Clinic.txt 2016-Jan-19 20:35 2.7 KB
Duck_Plasterer.txt 2011-Nov-11 17:57 3.1 KB
ELEVATOR.TXT 1996-Apr-02 23:59 3.9 KB
EXPECT.TXT 1995-Dec-13 17:10 2.9 KB
Entrance_Exam.txt 2011-Nov-07 21:07 3.0 KB
Farms.txt 2011-Nov-11 17:57 1.4 KB
For_Lovers_of_words_I_apologise.txt 2011-Nov-11 17:57 4.3 KB
GTA3_Cheats.txt 2008-Mar-29 17:57 0.9 KB
Give_Americans_a_break.txt 2011-Nov-07 20:42 1.6 KB
Groaners.txt 2015-Jun-17 22:55 2.0 KB
HITLER.TXT 1995-Dec-13 18:16 4.1 KB
Hello_Operator.txt 2011-Nov-11 17:57 7.8 KB
How-to-take-Notes.txt 1990-Sep-29 15:00 2.1 KB
How_universities_entered_Cloud_Cuck 2023-May-07 20:52 12.0 KB
I_was_raped_by_a_group_of_mimes.txt 2023-Nov-11 20:57 0.8 KB
JARRE.TXT 1987-Sep-15 00:59 35.7 KB
JOKEPAK1.TXT 2002-May-19 06:01 17.7 KB
JOKEPAK2.TXT 2002-May-19 06:01 11.3 KB
JOKEPAK3.TXT 2002-May-19 06:01 13.8 KB
JOKEPAK4.TXT 2002-May-19 06:01 14.6 KB
Just_Stupid_Enough_to_be_True.txt 2011-Nov-07 16:28 5.2 KB
MUSIC.JOK 1995-Mar-12 07:11 6.9 KB
MUSIK1 1992-Feb-19 14:20 142.0 KB
Mistakes_on_a_resume.txt 2011-Nov-07 16:25 3.3 KB
More_Weird_Facts_for_you_to_wonder_ 2011-Nov-07 20:40 3.3 KB
NEUBAUT.DIS 1990-Aug-15 15:11 16.6 KB
Old_joke_c1820.txt 2015-Jul-20 22:12 0.8 KB
Painkiller_BOOH.txt 2011-Oct-31 12:34 135.4 KB
Painkiller_BOOH_walkthrough.txt 2011-Oct-31 12:35 76.2 KB
RedAlertStrategyGuide.txt 2000-May-15 17:55 95.9 KB
That_Sue_Narmy_sounds_like_a_right_ 2011-Nov-11 17:57 1.9 KB
WEIRD.DOC 1995-Mar-01 18:47 26.0 KB
Walking_down_a_street.txt 2011-Nov-11 17:57 1.1 KB
Wanna_play?.txt 2023-Nov-11 20:56 0.8 KB
What_did_I_tell_you.txt 2015-Jul-20 22:13 1.8 KB
abolit.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 40.4 KB
accident.txt 1993-Sep-22 20:39 2.2 KB
against.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 26.1 KB
alco.txt 1994-Oct-09 08:23 3.9 KB
amuse.txt 2000-May-09 20:08 2.4 KB
ansmach.txt 1998-Mar-21 12:35 52.9 KB
answers-to-5-of-the-toughest-questi 1993-Feb-04 02:55 4.2 KB
aoecheat.txt 2000-Aug-14 13:09 1.1 KB
application-for-a-piece-of-ass.txt 1994-Feb-05 19:24 2.1 KB
artwar.1b.txt 2003-Apr-03 05:25 61.9 KB
bad-quotes.txt 2011-Sep-24 21:03 1.8 KB
bedroom-golf.txt 1992-Jan-08 19:10 1.4 KB
beer.txt 1998-Aug-25 00:50 15.1 KB
blonde.txt 1991-Dec-15 14:54 22.0 KB
blonds2.txt 1995-Mar-21 00:37 13.7 KB
blood.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 0.9 KB
blooper.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 92.1 KB
book1.txt 2015-May-04 22:28 73.0 KB
book2.txt 2015-May-04 22:28 49.0 KB
book3.txt 2015-May-04 22:28 41.1 KB
bored.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 10.1 KB
britcom3.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 48.3 KB
bumper-stickers.txt 2011-Sep-24 20:56 1.4 KB
canonical-list-of-condom-jokes.txt 1997-Sep-05 12:30 15.4 KB
cars+computers.txt 2011-Sep-24 21:04 2.6 KB
catast.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 13.8 KB
ccfaq30.txt 1999-Oct-07 17:03 75.4 KB
chinese-proverbs.txt 2011-Sep-24 20:53 1.1 KB
cli_one_liners.txt 2022-Nov-01 22:26 7.5 KB
coding.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 9.2 KB
collected_quotes.txt 2022-Nov-01 22:18 16.1 KB
command.txt 1999-Jul-27 12:53 208.1 KB
comp0993.faq 2002-Feb-14 08:50 189.9 KB
computer-prob-report-form.txt 2011-Sep-24 20:57 2.2 KB
court.txt 1994-Oct-08 14:06 6.8 KB
cows 1993-May-21 13:40 29.7 KB
cyberpunk.txt 2022-Sep-08 23:06 3.3 KB
dos6warn.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 2.3 KB
emo-and-school.txt 2011-Sep-24 21:11 2.4 KB
excuses-contest.txt 2011-Sep-24 21:05 2.4 KB
facts-of-life.txt 2011-Sep-24 21:06 2.5 KB
film91.txt 1999-Feb-22 07:05 277.6 KB
funny.txt 2025-Jul-07 20:39 5.3 KB
future-novelists.txt 2011-Sep-24 20:54 3.4 KB
geektest.txt 2001-Nov-28 12:07 11.0 KB
genesis.txt 2022-Nov-01 22:15 4.9 KB
girlfrnd.txt 1998-Dec-21 20:46 2.5 KB
golf-rules.txt 1992-Jul-05 10:23 5.0 KB
good-bad-ugly.txt 2011-Sep-24 21:16 0.8 KB
good-tags-go-bad.txt 2011-Sep-24 20:55 4.3 KB
goodies.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 22.1 KB
government.txt 2003-Jul-27 20:49 8.5 KB
gtacheats.txt 2001-Nov-12 17:47 9.4 KB
haircuts.txt 2011-Sep-24 21:06 1.1 KB
helpdesk.txt 2011-Sep-24 21:07 1.4 KB
hmmmm.txt 2011-Sep-24 21:33 1.4 KB
hot_wate.fas 1993-Aug-11 21:10 4.4 KB
howto.fun 1998-Oct-17 20:05 5.0 KB
id_debug.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 1.9 KB
insult.txt 1998-Aug-25 00:50 3.0 KB
iqhist.txt 1999-Feb-23 04:05 3.9 KB
joke3.txt 2014-Apr-13 10:46 0.6 KB
jokes.txt 2001-Nov-21 19:45 8.7 KB
jokes1 2002-Feb-07 18:42 5.2 KB
jokes2 2002-Feb-13 18:23 6.6 KB
jokes_04.txt 1993-Sep-29 14:28 3.4 KB
jokes_li.tex 1997-Jun-16 17:32 7.2 KB
justinjokes.txt 2025-Jul-07 21:18 630.7 KB
know-your-sysadmin.txt 2015-May-04 22:28 14.8 KB
lotr_parody.txt 2003-Jan-11 15:04 1.1 MB
lucid.doc 2002-Feb-14 08:50 21.9 KB
lucid.faq 2002-Feb-14 08:50 38.1 KB
lucid.txt 1994-Jul-18 15:26 13.1 KB
magazine.txt 2011-Sep-24 21:17 0.5 KB
mclist2.txt 1998-Aug-24 11:55 1.1 KB
meet_meat.txt 2022-Nov-01 22:17 4.8 KB
men-and-women-are-not-alike.txt 1990-Aug-01 13:34 5.7 KB
men_wom.txt 1998-Aug-28 10:13 9.3 KB
metaprod.txt 2001-Oct-03 12:19 17.5 KB
mind1.asc 1990-Feb-01 07:08 21.7 KB
mind3.asc 1990-Jul-31 20:57 8.8 KB
mind5.asc 1990-Dec-12 17:28 5.2 KB
mind6.asc 1990-Dec-14 23:33 3.2 KB
misophonia.txt 2022-Nov-01 22:25 7.6 KB
modfever.txt 1994-Apr-09 14:56 6.6 KB
more-complete-list-of-pickup-lines. 1993-Aug-02 20:33 9.2 KB
more-than-fifty-ways-to-get-rid-of- 1993-Dec-05 13:00 6.1 KB
ms-car.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 1.3 KB
msjokes.html 2003-Feb-03 17:12 59.4 KB
murphys-laws-on-sex.txt 1986-Dec-08 12:06 4.5 KB
newspeak.doc 2015-May-04 22:28 1.1 KB
neybore.txt 1994-Jan-05 12:10 2.7 KB
nostdams.faq 2002-Feb-14 08:50 128.3 KB
occams_razor.txt 2013-Nov-07 20:31 1.4 KB
odfd.txt 2015-May-04 22:28 8.6 KB
official-polish-sex-quiz.txt 1987-Dec-29 08:31 2.1 KB
omfchtls.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 4.6 KB
on-generation-and-corruption.txt 1995-Jun-22 12:27 152.7 KB
palindro.txt 1999-Feb-22 07:05 11.9 KB
police.txt 1998-Aug-26 15:50 8.7 KB
poo.txt 1997-Apr-24 05:46 4.7 KB
ppr-and-bear.txt 2011-Sep-24 20:54 2.2 KB
priest-joke.txt 1999-Aug-02 03:15 2.9 KB
prog+eng.txt 2011-Sep-24 21:24 1.8 KB
prudes-and-virgins-digest.txt 1991-Nov-16 01:54 7.7 KB
pun-ny.txt 2011-Oct-21 19:04 2.1 KB
puns.txt 2004-Apr-23 15:20 2.7 KB
pwadmake.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 60.9 KB
q-faq20.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 225.0 KB
qkspec31.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 98.5 KB
qmapspec.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 35.6 KB
quiz.txt 2011-Sep-24 20:54 0.9 KB
rafaq19.txt 1999-Oct-07 17:01 45.5 KB
religion.jok 2015-May-04 22:28 41.6 KB
religious-jokes-compilation.txt 1991-Jul-01 02:30 41.5 KB
rgcd_faq.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 55.4 KB
road-to-womanhood.txt 1992-Jan-08 19:13 1.0 KB
rop94egg.txt 2015-May-04 22:28 23.7 KB
rottfa~1.txt 2000-Aug-06 17:44 176.9 KB
sc2Kfaq.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 70.9 KB
seinquot.txt 1998-Aug-16 13:36 22.0 KB
shaggy-pun-test.txt 1989-Sep-22 13:42 7.3 KB
simpsons.faq 2002-Feb-14 08:50 43.3 KB
simulat.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 16.1 KB
smartrek.tng 2002-Feb-14 08:50 17.2 KB
snappy-answers.txt 2011-Sep-24 20:54 2.0 KB
squish.txt 2000-Jan-21 11:34 0.6 KB
stalinjoke.txt 2015-Jul-04 17:53 0.4 KB
swcheats.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 0.8 KB
t_abort.txt 1998-Apr-16 22:47 17.6 KB
tao.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 23.3 KB
the-rules.txt 2011-Oct-21 19:03 2.8 KB
time.txt 1990-Jan-14 19:41 7.5 KB
timebomb.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 40.7 KB
tist411.txt 2011-Oct-21 19:02 84.9 KB
to-my-loving-wife.txt 1990-Apr-11 13:09 2.5 KB
top10-93.txt 1993-Jul-31 09:02 51.0 KB
top10a92.txt 1993-Jul-31 09:02 37.0 KB
top10b92.txt 1993-Jul-31 09:02 48.3 KB
trek1-6.txt 1995-Nov-19 05:24 27.1 KB
true-or-false.txt 2011-Oct-21 19:05 2.2 KB
twits.txt 1993-Sep-24 19:16 19.4 KB
ugh.001 2002-Feb-14 08:50 29.1 KB
ugh.002 1994-Jul-13 18:40 28.7 KB
uglybaby.txt 2011-Sep-24 21:32 2.6 KB
vaticans-latest-stand-on-evolution. 1994-Dec-01 17:34 6.0 KB
vtrek.txt 2002-Feb-14 08:50 57.7 KB
w3d-420.faq 1999-Mar-05 10:24 111.6 KB
w95_com.txt 2001-Oct-03 12:19 31.3 KB
w95_woe.txt 2001-Oct-03 12:19 22.0 KB
welkisms.txt 2011-Sep-24 21:00 2.1 KB
why-god-never-received-a-phd.txt 1995-Jan-01 23:08 1.0 KB
win-95.txt 2001-Oct-03 12:19 11.0 KB
windows.txt 1998-Apr-22 23:39 0.3 KB
without-compunction.txt 2014-May-20 15:00 9.0 KB
writegoo.txt 1999-Feb-22 07:06 2.4 KB
writers.txt 2015-May-04 22:28 3.6 KB
ww2gich.txt 2000-Sep-23 19:35 0.2 KB
xp.txt 2011-Oct-22 21:49 3.2 KB
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