I. Beware the lightning that lurketh in the undischarged
capacitor, lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy
buttocks in a most un-technician-like manner.
II. Cause thou the switch that supplieth large quantities
of juice to be opened and thusly tagged, that thy
days in this earthly veil of tears may be long.
III. Prove to thyself that all circuits that radiateth and
upon which thou workest are grounded and thusly
tagged, lest they lift thee up to radio frequency
potential and causeth thee also to make like
a radiator.
IV. Tarry not amongst those fools who engageth in intentional
shocks for they are surely non-believers and are not
long for this world.
V. Take care that thou useth the proper method when thou
takest the measure of a high voltage circuit, lest
thou incinerate both thyself and thy meter, for
verily, though thou hast no account number
and canst be easily surveyed, thy test
meter doth have one and, as a con-
sequence, bringeth much woe
unto the supply depot.
VI. Take care that thou tampereth not with safety devices and
interlocks, lest thou incurreth the wrath of thy
instructor and bringeth the fury of thy
instructor upon thy head.
VII. Work thou not with energized equipment, for if thou dost,
thy fellow students will surely buy beers for thy
spouse, who liveth, and consoleth them in other
ways.
VIII. Trifle thou not with radioactive tubes and substances, lest
thou commence to glow in the dark like a lightning bug
and thy spouse have no further use fo thee except
thy wages.
IX. Causeth thou not to make unauthorized modifications to
equipment, lest thou arrange to have recorded all field
changes and authorized mods made by thee, that thy
successor shall not tear his hair and go
slowly mad in his attempt to decide what
manner of cretin hath made such a
mess in the wiring of such
equipment.
X. Be thou cautious in the placing of thy digits into such
equipment that would cause thee to sorely lament the
loss of thy greatest sexual appendage.
(word processor parameters LM=8, RM=78, TM=2, BM=2)
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