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Post #AuXMMnUjWFOtmqeuxM by [email protected] |
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Historically, thousands of people who exercised later died. Makes you think |
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Post #AuXMMna3CTec3L9AFE by [email protected] |
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@donni Same with people who ate salads... hmm... |
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Post #AuXTB6HEYp5CF8iLWi by [email protected] |
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@donni @lisamelton A large percentage of marriages end in divorce. The rest end… |
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Post #AuXU4JvJWc1uUgnBjM by [email protected] |
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@donni . . . not me |
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Post #AuXZRdSpXUcZWsPFUe by [email protected] |
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@donni Everybody knows that sleeping causes cancer, right? |
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Post #AuXemUauDAXvs8wqUy by [email protected] |
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@donni With the exception of the past 105 years or so, everyone who has exercis… |
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Post #AuaPmqexG1H8T6QwJE by [email protected] |
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@donni My father used to warn me that my grandad ate broccoli. And you know wha… |
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Post #AujoL9NQJtvFgflJ6e by [email protected] |
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@[email protected] No, because people that think all eventually die |
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Post #AujoLd6nmGS5toDSMa by [email protected] |
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@donni Presenting Exhibit Ahttps://vmst.io/@jalefkowit/114317381412081279 |
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Post #AujoLgwJXCRJmRL8ZU by [email protected] |
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@donni omggggg i exercised right before i caught breakthrough delta covid and … |
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Post #AujoM6j5ezJJkxLwZM by [email protected] |
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@donni You only have a finite number of heartbeats. Why waste them exercising? |
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Post #AujoMQn146KnyvLMSu by [email protected] |
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@donniA lot of people who spent time thinking subsequently died |
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Post #AujoMeLWf6fC1iabYm by [email protected] |
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@donni drinking water also has some alarmingly high correlation with death. One… |
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Post #AujoMn34J6FN151UXY by [email protected] |
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@donni What about the people who exercised earlier? |
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Post #AujoMzidCOciJSYqzQ by [email protected] |
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@donni In the words of Homer Simpson, "If he's so smart, how come he&#… |
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Post #AujoNLpSzfAAt1vchM by [email protected] |
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@donni Mt Everest is littered with the bodies of fit, high-achieving, highly mo… |
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Post #AujoNb24T59s2SwOvY by [email protected] |
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@donni I have thought that about housecleaning for many years. |
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Post #AujoNfabWd9sAj82JE by [email protected] |
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@donni no, because all people who have thought have died as well |
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Post #AujoNlw5vduhr7EHdg by [email protected] |
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@donni ngl they ate carrots, too |
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Post #AujoNoVcMXW7prrgHo by [email protected] |
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@noondlyt @donni Whereas I never think, and I'm still alive. So there you g… |
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Post #AujoNsh6nl5MofGuki by [email protected] |
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@donni Every Corpse on Mt Everest was once A Highly Motivated Person |
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Post #AujoO25tqxGPy9wL8y by [email protected] |
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@bjornqc @donni The body in the snow has a patch on it. It says "You can d… |
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Post #AujoODRZei8ZAZAIxE by [email protected] |
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@donni but but but... Nobody who is thinking now about exercising, or who are a… |
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Post #AujoOSYrRtsY3VgptY by [email protected] |
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@donni 100 years from now, 100% of people who have read this toot will have die… |
