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Historically, thousands of people who exercised later died. Makes you think
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@donni Same with people who ate salads... hmm...
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@donni @lisamelton A large percentage of marriages end in divorce. The rest end…
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@donni . . . not me
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@donni Everybody knows that sleeping causes cancer, right?
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@donni With the exception of the past 105 years or so, everyone who has exercis…
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@donni My father used to warn me that my grandad ate broccoli. And you know wha…
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@[email protected] No, because people that think all eventually die
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@donni Presenting Exhibit Ahttps://vmst.io/@jalefkowit/114317381412081279
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@donni omggggg i exercised right before i caught breakthrough delta covid and …
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@donni You only have a finite number of heartbeats. Why waste them exercising?
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@donniA lot of people who spent time thinking subsequently died
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@donni drinking water also has some alarmingly high correlation with death. One…
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@donni What about the people who exercised earlier?
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@donni In the words of Homer Simpson, "If he's so smart, how come he&#…
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@donni Mt Everest is littered with the bodies of fit, high-achieving, highly mo…
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@donni I have thought that about housecleaning for many years.
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@donni no, because all people who have thought have died as well
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@donni ngl they ate carrots, too
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@noondlyt @donni Whereas I never think, and I'm still alive. So there you g…
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@donni Every Corpse on Mt Everest was once A Highly Motivated Person
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@bjornqc @donni The body in the snow has a patch on it. It says "You can d…
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@donni but but but... Nobody who is thinking now about exercising, or who are a…
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@donni 100 years from now, 100% of people who have read this toot will have die…
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