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| Historically, thousands of people who exercised later died. Makes you think | |
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| @donni Same with people who ate salads... hmm... | |
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| @donni @lisamelton A large percentage of marriages end in divorce. The rest end… | |
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| @donni . . . not me | |
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| @donni Everybody knows that sleeping causes cancer, right? | |
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| @donni With the exception of the past 105 years or so, everyone who has exercis… | |
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| @donni My father used to warn me that my grandad ate broccoli. And you know wha… | |
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| @[email protected] No, because people that think all eventually die | |
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| @donni Presenting Exhibit Ahttps://vmst.io/@jalefkowit/114317381412081279 | |
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| @donni omggggg i exercised right before i caught breakthrough delta covid and … | |
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| @donni You only have a finite number of heartbeats. Why waste them exercising? | |
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| @donniA lot of people who spent time thinking subsequently died | |
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| @donni drinking water also has some alarmingly high correlation with death. One… | |
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| @donni What about the people who exercised earlier? | |
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| @donni In the words of Homer Simpson, "If he's so smart, how come he&#… | |
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| @donni Mt Everest is littered with the bodies of fit, high-achieving, highly mo… | |
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| @donni I have thought that about housecleaning for many years. | |
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| @donni no, because all people who have thought have died as well | |
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| @donni ngl they ate carrots, too | |
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| @noondlyt @donni Whereas I never think, and I'm still alive. So there you g… | |
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| @donni Every Corpse on Mt Everest was once A Highly Motivated Person | |
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| @bjornqc @donni The body in the snow has a patch on it. It says "You can d… | |
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| @donni but but but... Nobody who is thinking now about exercising, or who are a… | |
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| @donni 100 years from now, 100% of people who have read this toot will have die… |