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| #Post#: 9431-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Dear Cat . . . | |
| By: CrazyCatLady Date: July 23, 2018, 8:29 pm | |
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| Dear Mickey, | |
| Yes, Mom did get a very comfy new bed. So how come you get to | |
| sleep in it before I do? | |
| Love, Mom | |
| #Post#: 9434-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Dear Cat . . . | |
| By: Bottlecaps Date: July 23, 2018, 9:03 pm | |
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| [quote author=Knitterkitty link=topic=53.msg9425#msg9425 | |
| date=1532391947] | |
| Dear Katie: | |
| Miss you to bits. Wait for me at the bridge. | |
| [/quote] | |
| I'm so sorry to hear of your loss, Knitterkitty. My heart goes | |
| out to you. | |
| #Post#: 9451-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Dear Cat . . . | |
| By: scotcat60 Date: July 24, 2018, 6:32 am | |
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| Dear Angel, | |
| Keep you tail off the computer mouse. then you will not need to | |
| lash it backwards and forwards when I am trying to use the | |
| computer. | |
| Love | |
| Irritated human. | |
| #Post#: 9610-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Dear Cat . . . | |
| By: wonderfullyanonymous Date: July 25, 2018, 11:37 am | |
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| Dear Bosco, | |
| I promise, I am not hurting Fergus, your dog, when I am bathing | |
| him or flea treating him. Also, I really wish you would quit | |
| escaping out of the house. I know you came from outside, but | |
| it's really not a safe place for you. | |
| Your head butts in the middle of the night, are not really | |
| nice, they kind of hurt. Screaming in my face, until I pet you, | |
| at the same time of night, is not appreciated either. Give Papa | |
| love bites once in a while too, so he can appreciate them as | |
| much as I do. | |
| Dear Page, | |
| It's not necessary to walk into a room and scare me, by | |
| screaming at me. You are a cat, a very large cat, and I promise | |
| you I can see you. Oh, and I'd really like to know, how a 20 | |
| pound cat can sneak unnoticed onto a lap, that is a neat trick. | |
| and finally, | |
| Dear Smudge, | |
| You are not really a princess, even though you seem to think | |
| that you are. Teaching the other cats how to whine until the | |
| water gets turned on so they can drink water fresh out of the | |
| tap was not cute. | |
| Love you all, | |
| Your Crazy Cat Mama | |
| #Post#: 9650-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Dear Cat . . . | |
| By: BunnyAndBandit Date: July 25, 2018, 6:11 pm | |
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| Dear Loafy, | |
| I'm sorry I sing your theme song at top volume a lot. I'm sorry | |
| you have several theme songs. I am not at all sorry I taught | |
| them to Sticky McGrabby. | |
| I am slightly sorry that there will be Sticky McGrabby part two | |
| here soon. Your patience is appreciated. | |
| Also, please quit getting you tail in my bathwater. I don't like | |
| it. You then use the wet tail to whip me. Then you knock shampoo | |
| bottles into the tub. It's annoying. Leave me to bathe in peace. | |
| Love, | |
| Mom | |
| #Post#: 9675-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Dear Cat . . . | |
| By: TootsNYC Date: July 25, 2018, 11:07 pm | |
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| Dear Lizzie-- | |
| you look so cute with your head upside down! | |
| #Post#: 9696-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Dear Cat . . . | |
| By: NewHomeowner Date: July 26, 2018, 6:56 am | |
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| [quote author=wonderfullyanonymous link=topic=53.msg9610#msg9610 | |
| date=1532536679] | |
| Dear Bosco, | |
| I promise, I am not hurting Fergus, your dog, when I am bathing | |
| him or flea treating him. Also, I really wish you would quit | |
| escaping out of the house. I know you came from outside, but | |
| it's really not a safe place for you. | |
| Your head butts in the middle of the night, are not really | |
| nice, they kind of hurt. Screaming in my face, until I pet you, | |
| at the same time of night, is not appreciated either. Give Papa | |
| love bites once in a while too, so he can appreciate them as | |
| much as I do. | |
| Dear Page, | |
| It's not necessary to walk into a room and scare me, by | |
| screaming at me. You are a cat, a very large cat, and I promise | |
| you I can see you. Oh, and I'd really like to know, how a 20 | |
| pound cat can sneak unnoticed onto a lap, that is a neat trick. | |
| and finally, | |
| Dear Smudge, | |
| You are not really a princess, even though you seem to think | |
| that you are. Teaching the other cats how to whine until the | |
| water gets turned on so they can drink water fresh out of the | |
| tap was not cute. | |
| Love you all, | |
| Your Crazy Cat Mama | |
| [/quote] | |
| Dear Smudge, | |
| Ask your mama to get you a Drinkwell Pet Fountain. My mama got | |
| me one when I got sick, and it's MARVELOUS. Cleaned once a | |
| week, filter changed once a month, and I drink lots of yummy | |
| moving water all the time now. Well worth the investment. | |
| Signed, | |
| Her Royal Furriness the Princess Rita | |
| #Post#: 9877-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Dear Cat . . . | |
| By: wonderfullyanonymous Date: July 28, 2018, 6:08 pm | |
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| [quote author=NewHomeowner link=topic=53.msg9696#msg9696 | |
| date=1532606206] | |
| [quote author=wonderfullyanonymous link=topic=53.msg9610#msg9610 | |
| date=1532536679] | |
| Dear Bosco, | |
| I promise, I am not hurting Fergus, your dog, when I am bathing | |
| him or flea treating him. Also, I really wish you would quit | |
| escaping out of the house. I know you came from outside, but | |
| it's really not a safe place for you. | |
| Your head butts in the middle of the night, are not really | |
| nice, they kind of hurt. Screaming in my face, until I pet you, | |
| at the same time of night, is not appreciated either. Give Papa | |
| love bites once in a while too, so he can appreciate them as | |
| much as I do. | |
| Dear Page, | |
| It's not necessary to walk into a room and scare me, by | |
| screaming at me. You are a cat, a very large cat, and I promise | |
| you I can see you. Oh, and I'd really like to know, how a 20 | |
| pound cat can sneak unnoticed onto a lap, that is a neat trick. | |
| and finally, | |
| Dear Smudge, | |
| You are not really a princess, even though you seem to think | |
| that you are. Teaching the other cats how to whine until the | |
| water gets turned on so they can drink water fresh out of the | |
| tap was not cute. | |
| Love you all, | |
| Your Crazy Cat Mama | |
| [/quote] | |
| Dear Smudge, | |
| Ask your mama to get you a Drinkwell Pet Fountain. My mama got | |
| me one when I got sick, and it's MARVELOUS. Cleaned once a | |
| week, filter changed once a month, and I drink lots of yummy | |
| moving water all the time now. Well worth the investment. | |
| Signed, | |
| Her Royal Furriness the Princess Rita | |
| [/quote] | |
| Mama here, | |
| I had one, the other cats played in it and made a huge mess. | |
| Water Fountains are not good in a house with cats (Page) who | |
| like to play in running water. | |
| #Post#: 12937-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Dear Cat . . . | |
| By: Pattycake Date: September 3, 2018, 2:14 pm | |
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| You may enjoy this reddit thread: | |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/legalcatadvice/ | |
| (there's one for dogs too) | |
| #Post#: 13704-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Dear Cat . . . | |
| By: Songbird Date: September 13, 2018, 6:44 pm | |
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| Redford, dear, I must thank you for the lovely gift. Wherever | |
| did you find a frog? | |
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