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Add act iii. - dotg - Day Of The GrParazyd |
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commit 7a136e2bcc557cadec57318fadce62de69f3bc2d |
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parent 589f03a3611bc39d69643a9e476345bc8ad11db4 |
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Author: Christoph Lohmann <[email protected]> |
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Date: Wed, 14 Aug 2024 18:40:28 +0200 |
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Add act iii. |
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A act-iii/click/backstory.txt | 42 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++… |
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A act-iii/click/index.dcgi | 92 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++… |
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diff --git a/act-iii/click/backstory.txt b/act-iii/click/backstory.txt |
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+Day Of The GrParazyd - Backstory |
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+================================ |
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+You came here to hear the backstory of Day Of The GrParazyd: |
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+ |
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+gopher://parazyd.org/1/dotg |
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+mirror: gophers://bitreich.org/1/dotg |
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+git://bitreich.org/dotg |
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+ |
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+In 2018, during FOSDEM in Brussels, Belgium, some Bitreich members had fun at |
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+a side party besides the regular FOSDEM programme. This party became the story |
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+of dotg1. |
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+ |
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+All characters in the story have some real-life actor. The story is the |
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+interpretation of what happened and could have happened in an ideal funny |
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+world. |
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+ |
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+The name derives from "Day of the Tentacle", "Parazyd" - the nickname of the |
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+first initial code developer - and some way to make fun of Google and a ".g" |
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+shortening. |
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+ |
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+Following the success with a time machine at Bitreich and two extensions, one |
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+British and one French, the big demotivational phase began. We had huge plans |
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+for making dotg2 out of the notes we made at FOSDEM 2020. It did not felt like |
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+it was perfect. So we postponed the project. |
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+ |
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+Then came SARS-CoV-2 and the global pandemic. We first met in person at FOSDEM |
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+in 2023 again. Culture changed very much. New notes for a dotg2 revival were |
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+made. But it did not feel perfect again. |
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+ |
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+After some years of pause the whole story line has changed. Persons who were |
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+planned for the glorious ending changed too much to make the game end as it |
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+should end. |
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+ |
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+Click by click things got further and never seem to have ended. Like the game |
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+you just played. The story line of dotg extended. And it can be extended even |
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+further. How will it end? |
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+ |
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+How will perfection look like? |
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+ |
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+Perfection is a thing of the feeling. |
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+ |
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diff --git a/act-iii/click/index.dcgi b/act-iii/click/index.dcgi |
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+#!/bin/bash |
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+ |
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+search="$1" |
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+arguments="$2" |
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+host="$3" |
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+port="$4" |
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+traversal="$5" |
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+selector="$6" |
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+ |
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+clicknum=$(printf "%s\n" "${traversal}" | cut -d '/' -f 2) |
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+if [ -z "${clicknum}" ]; |
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+then |
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+ clicknum=0 |
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+fi |
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+nextclick=$(( $clicknum + 1 )) |
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+ |
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+printf "[1|Click|/click/%s|server|port]\n" "${nextclick}" |
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+printf "Please click.\n" |
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+printf "Click %s\n" "${clicknum}" |
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+printf "\n" |
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+if [ $clicknum -eq 1 ]; |
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+then |
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+ printf "You know, dotg2 was supposed to be...\n" |
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+elif [ $clicknum -eq 2 ]; |
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+then |
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+ printf "...the game that redefined gaming. But then...\n" |
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+elif [ $clicknum -eq 3 ]; |
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+then |
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+ printf "...something happened. A giant...\n" |
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+elif [ $clicknum -eq 4 ]; |
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+then |
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+ printf "...invasion of reality. It was...\n" |
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+elif [ $clicknum -eq 5 ]; |
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+then |
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+ printf "...all over the daytime, honking in gibberish. It was...\n" |
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+elif [ $clicknum -gt 5 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 11 ]; |
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+then |
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+ printf "...a cacophony of chaos, and then the lead developers...\n" |
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+elif [ $clicknum -gt 10 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 21 ]; |
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+then |
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+ printf "...tripped over and spilled their commits all over the...\n" |
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+elif [ $clicknum -gt 20 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 51 ]; |
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+then |
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+ printf "...git repository. The whole system complexified and with it..… |
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+elif [ $clicknum -gt 50 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 101 ]; |
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+then |
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+ printf "...the only idea of the game. So they decided to...\n" |
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+elif [ $clicknum -gt 100 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 201 ]; |
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+then |
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+ printf "...start from scratch, but then the programmer...\n" |
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+elif [ $clicknum -gt 200 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 301 ]; |
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+then |
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+ printf "...only spoke in limericks, which made coding a bit...\n" |
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+elif [ $clicknum -gt 300 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 401 ]; |
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+then |
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+ printf "...interesting. Eventually, they hired a translator, but...\n" |
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+elif [ $clicknum -gt 400 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 501 ]; |
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+then |
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+ printf "...the translator only knew Pig Latin, so everything...\n" |
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+elif [ $clicknum -gt 500 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 601 ]; |
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+then |
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+ printf "...got even more confusing. The Bitreich CEO then suggested...… |
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+elif [ $clicknum -gt 600 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 701 ]; |
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+then |
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+ printf "...maybe we should just make dotg3 instead, but...\n" |
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+elif [ $clicknum -gt 700 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 801 ]; |
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+then |
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+ printf "...then someone pointed out that skipping dotg2...\n" |
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+elif [ $clicknum -gt 800 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 901 ]; |
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+then |
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+ printf "...might cause a rift in the space-time continuum. So...\n" |
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+elif [ $clicknum -gt 900 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 1001 ]; |
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+then |
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+ printf "...they decided to ...\n" |
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+elif [ $clicknum -gt 1000 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 1501 ]; |
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+then |
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+ printf "... they decided to ...\n" |
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+elif [ $clicknum -gt 1500 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 2001 ]; |
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+then |
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+ printf "... they decided to ...\n" |
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+elif [ $clicknum -gt 2000 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 10001 ]; |
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+then |
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+ printf "... make a clickolding game.\n" |
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+ printf "Thanks for making it this far!\n" |
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+elif [ $clicknum -gt 10000 ]; |
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+then |
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+ printf "You made it to the end.\n" |
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+ printf "[0|You are worth hearing the backstory.|/click/backstory.txt|s… |
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+fi |
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+printf "\n" |
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+printf "[1|<< back to bitreich.org||server|port]\n" |
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