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git clone git://bitreich.org/dotg git://enlrupgkhuxnvlhsf6lc3fziv5h2hhfrinws65d… |
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1 #!/bin/bash |
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2 |
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3 search="$1" |
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4 arguments="$2" |
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5 host="$3" |
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6 port="$4" |
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7 traversal="$5" |
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8 selector="$6" |
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9 |
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10 clicknum=$(printf "%s\n" "${traversal}" | cut -d '/' -f 2) |
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11 if [ -z "${clicknum}" ]; |
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12 then |
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13 clicknum=0 |
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14 fi |
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15 nextclick=$(( $clicknum + 1 )) |
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16 |
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17 printf "[1|Click|/click/%s|server|port]\n" "${nextclick}" |
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18 printf "Please click.\n" |
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19 printf "Click %s\n" "${clicknum}" |
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20 printf "\n" |
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21 if [ $clicknum -eq 1 ]; |
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22 then |
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23 printf "You know, dotg2 was supposed to be...\n" |
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24 elif [ $clicknum -eq 2 ]; |
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25 then |
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26 printf "...the game that redefined gaming. But then...\n" |
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27 elif [ $clicknum -eq 3 ]; |
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28 then |
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29 printf "...something happened. A giant...\n" |
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30 elif [ $clicknum -eq 4 ]; |
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31 then |
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32 printf "...invasion of reality. It was...\n" |
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33 elif [ $clicknum -eq 5 ]; |
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34 then |
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35 printf "...all over the daytime, honking in gibberish. It was...… |
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36 elif [ $clicknum -gt 5 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 11 ]; |
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37 then |
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38 printf "...a cacophony of chaos, and then the lead developers...… |
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39 elif [ $clicknum -gt 10 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 21 ]; |
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40 then |
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41 printf "...tripped over and spilled their commits all over the..… |
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42 elif [ $clicknum -gt 20 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 51 ]; |
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43 then |
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44 printf "...git repository. The whole system complexified and wit… |
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45 elif [ $clicknum -gt 50 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 101 ]; |
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46 then |
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47 printf "...the only idea of the game. So they decided to...\n" |
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48 elif [ $clicknum -gt 100 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 201 ]; |
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49 then |
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50 printf "...start from scratch, but then the programmer...\n" |
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51 elif [ $clicknum -gt 200 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 301 ]; |
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52 then |
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53 printf "...only spoke in limericks, which made coding a bit...\n" |
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54 elif [ $clicknum -gt 300 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 401 ]; |
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55 then |
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56 printf "...interesting. Eventually, they hired a translator, but… |
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57 elif [ $clicknum -gt 400 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 501 ]; |
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58 then |
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59 printf "...the translator only knew Pig Latin, so everything...\… |
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60 elif [ $clicknum -gt 500 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 601 ]; |
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61 then |
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62 printf "...got even more confusing. The Bitreich CEO then sugges… |
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63 elif [ $clicknum -gt 600 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 701 ]; |
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64 then |
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65 printf "...maybe we should just make dotg3 instead, but...\n" |
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66 elif [ $clicknum -gt 700 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 801 ]; |
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67 then |
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68 printf "...then someone pointed out that skipping dotg2...\n" |
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69 elif [ $clicknum -gt 800 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 901 ]; |
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70 then |
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71 printf "...might cause a rift in the space-time continuum. So...… |
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72 elif [ $clicknum -gt 900 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 1001 ]; |
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73 then |
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74 printf "...they decided to ...\n" |
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75 elif [ $clicknum -gt 1000 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 1501 ]; |
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76 then |
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77 printf "... they decided to ...\n" |
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78 elif [ $clicknum -gt 1500 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 2001 ]; |
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79 then |
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80 printf "... they decided to ...\n" |
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81 elif [ $clicknum -gt 2000 ] && [ $clicknum -lt 10001 ]; |
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82 then |
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83 printf "... make a clickolding game.\n" |
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84 printf "Thanks for making it this far!\n" |
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85 elif [ $clicknum -gt 10000 ]; |
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86 then |
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87 printf "You made it to the end.\n" |
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88 printf "[0|You are worthy to hear the backstory.|/click/backstor… |
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89 fi |
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90 printf "\n" |
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91 printf "[1|<< back to bitreich.org||server|port]\n" |
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