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	commit 539e72d05b1a7b5ec9d4f1a82e76281eaf6234a2
	parent 6e4c5d0f380d7957187f23dbf8d70682600acf5e
	Author: parazyd <[email protected]>
	Date: Thu, 1 Mar 2018 20:46:37 +0100

	More fixes for the British.

	Diffstat:
	M act-i/Bench.dcgi \| 40 ++++++++++-------------------…
	M act-i/Bench.sh \| 20 ++++++++------------

	2 files changed, 21 insertions(+), 39 deletions(-)
	---
	diff --git a/act-i/Bench.dcgi b/act-i/Bench.dcgi
	@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ map_bench
	if [ ! -f "$inventory/.starttime" ]; then
	date +%s > "$inventory/.starttime"
	fi
	-difftime=$(($(date +%s) - $(cat "$inventory/.starttime")))
	+difftime=$(($(date +%s) - $(cat "$inventory/.starttime")))

	cat <<EOM
	## THE BENCH
	@@ -45,45 +45,31 @@ EOM

	case "$(($RANDOM % 7))" in
	0)
	- cat <<EOM
	-You see a cat walking by, look into her eyes. She turns around.
	-EOM
	+ _msg "You see a cat walking by, look into her eyes. She turns …
	;;
	1)
	- cat <<EOM
	-A police car is driving by, asking you, if you saw some cat. You do
	-not know French so you just say something in British English and the
	-police turns around quickly.
	-EOM
	+ _msg "A police car is driving by, asking you, if you saw some …
	+ not know French so you just say something in British E…
	+ police turns around quickly."
	;;
	2)
	- cat <<EOM
	-Your Smartphone is playing the notification tone of the "Waaaazzzuup?"
	-messenger.
	-EOM
	+ _msg 'Your Smartphone is playing the notification tone of the …
	+ messenger.'
	printf 1 > "$inventory/.newmessage"
	;;
	3)
	- cat <<EOM
	-Some drunk people walk by singing songs and smashing trash bins.
	-You are scared.
	-EOM
	+ _msg "Some drunk people walk by singing songs and smashing tra…
	+ You are scared."
	;;
	4)
	- cat <<EOM
	-Some people walk by talking and greeting you.
	-EOM
	+ _msg "Some people walk by talking and greeting you."
	;;
	5)
	- cat <<EOM
	-You hear moaning and some elve is hanging out of the window naked with
	-someone behind her. You are missing out all the fun.
	-EOM
	+ _msg "You hear moaning and some elf is hanging out of the wind…
	+ someone behind her. You are missing out all the fun."
	;;
	*)
	- cat <<EOM
	-Nothing happened.
	-EOM
	+ _msg "Nothing happened."
	;;
	esac

	diff --git a/act-i/Bench.sh b/act-i/Bench.sh
	@@ -5,17 +5,16 @@ specific_bench() {
	Smartphone)
	if [ -f "$inventory/.newmessage" ];
	then
	- _msg "Your friend texted you: »Here is
	- something for you.« He attached a music."
	+ _msg "Your friend texted you:
	+ »Here is something for you.«
	+ He attached a music file:"

	parapluutje

	_msg "A small package with a parachute is slow…
	- landing next to you. You open it."
	+ landing next to you. You open it."

	- ritem="$(printf
	- "Beers\nChocolate_Milks\nBlack_dildo\nGoogle_A…
	- \| shuf \| head -n 1)"
	+ ritem="$(printf "Beers\nChocolate_Milks\nBlack…

	_msg "Your friend sent you $ritem. You are
	thankful in the cold."
	@@ -33,8 +32,7 @@ specific_bench() {
	;;

	Black_dildo)
	- _msg "You wonder what the people at the party are
	- doing."
	+ _msg "You wonder what the people at the party are doin…
	;;

	Google_Ad_coupons)
	@@ -42,8 +40,7 @@ specific_bench() {
	;;

	Developing_NodeJS)
	- _msg "You make a nice fire from this book. This is
	- heartwarming."
	+ _msg "You make a nice fire from this book. This is hea…
	;;

	Also_sprach_Zarathustra)
	@@ -63,8 +60,7 @@ specific_bench() {
	;;

	The_C_Programming_Language)
	- _msg "You write some patches for your friend's software
	- and commit them."
	+ _msg "You write some patches for your friend's softwar…
	;;

	To_Kill_a_Mockingbird)