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	Bench.sh (1789B)
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	1 specific_bench() {
	2 item="$1"
	3
	4 case "$item" in
	5 Smartphone)
	6 if [ -f "$inventory/.newmessage" ];
	7 then
	8 _msg "Your friend texted you:
	9 »Here is something for you.«
	10 He attached a music file:"
	11
	12 parapluutje
	13
	14 _msg "A small package with a parachute i…
	15 landing next to you. You open it…
	16
	17 ritem="$(printf "Beers\nChocolate_Milks\…
	18
	19 _msg "Your friend sent you $ritem. You a…
	20 thankful in the cold."
	21
	22 printf 1 > "$inventory/$ritem"
	23 rm -f "$inventory/.newmessage"
	24 else
	25 _msg "Noone called you. You are alone in…
	26 world."
	27 fi
	28 ;;
	29
	30 Chocolate_Milks)
	31 _msg "You drink a chocolate milk."
	32 ;;
	33
	34 Black_dildo)
	35 _msg "You wonder what the people at the party ar…
	36 ;;
	37
	38 Google_Ad_coupons)
	39 _msg "You go online and set up some Trump ads."
	40 ;;
	41
	42 Developing_NodeJS)
	43 _msg "You make a nice fire from this book. This …
	44 ;;
	45
	46 Also_sprach_Zarathustra)
	47 _msg "By reading this book your heart gets warm."
	48 ;;
	49
	50 The_Birth_of_Tragedy)
	51 _msg "You feel the same as the book."
	52 ;;
	53
	54 Siddharta)
	55 _msg "Enlightenment is close or just your cold d…
	56 ;;
	57
	58 Baby_and_child_care)
	59 _msg "Interesting."
	60 ;;
	61
	62 The_C_Programming_Language)
	63 _msg "You write some patches for your friend's s…
	64 ;;
	65
	66 To_Kill_a_Mockingbird)
	67 _msg "What a nice fire for your hands."
	68 ;;
	69
	70 Sex_drugs_and_cocoa_puffs)
	71 _msg "How about some cocaine?"
	72 ;;
	73
	74 Fight_Club)
	75 _msg "He told me about it!"
	76 ;;
	77
	78 esac
	79 }