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Author: Annna Robert-Houdin <[email protected]> |
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Date: Sun, 27 Oct 2024 14:12:53 +0100 |
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+Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field. |
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+Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard it was going to be a boo-last! |
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+What do you call a zombie who is a great musician? A dead-icated artist! |
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+Why don't witches get along with each other? They always spell trouble! |
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+What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? A squash! |
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+Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He didn't have the guts! |
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+What do ghosts like to eat for breakfast? Boo-berry pancakes! |
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+How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a gourd-ian! |
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+Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend? She just couldn't get over he… |
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+What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! |
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+Why was the vampire so bad at playing hide and seek? Because he could always b… |
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+What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-scream! |
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+Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? Because it had gourd-geous views! |
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+How do you know if a ghost is telling the truth? You can see right through it! |
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+What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper! |
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+Why did the witch bring a ladder to the party? She heard the drinks were on th… |
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+What do you call a pumpkin that works at a bakery? A flour-ishing gourd! |
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+Why did the ghost bring a pencil to the party? To draw some boo-tiful art! |
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+How do ghosts stay fit? They exorcise regularly! |
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+What do you call a friendly vampire? A blood brother! |
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+Why did the witch go to school? She wanted to improve her spell-ing! |
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+What did the zombie say to the librarian? "I'm just here for some dead book" |
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+Why don't mummies take vactions? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind! |
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+What kind of music do ghosts listen to? Soul music! |
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+Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with! |
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+What did the ghost say to its date? "You're boo-tiful!" |
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+How do you catch a runaway pumpkin? With a pumpkin spice net! |
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+What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist! |
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+Why did the monster eat the candle? He wanted a little light snack! |
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+What do you call a ghost's favorite fruit? A boo-nan! |
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+Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them! |
