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1 Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field. |
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2 Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard it was going to be a boo-las… |
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3 What do you call a zombie who is a great musician? A dead-icated artist! |
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4 Why don't witches get along with each other? They always spell trouble! |
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5 What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? A squash! |
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6 Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He didn't have the guts! |
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7 What do ghosts like to eat for breakfast? Boo-berry pancakes! |
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8 How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a gourd-ian! |
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9 Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend? She just couldn't get o… |
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10 What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! |
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11 Why was the vampire so bad at playing hide and seek? Because he could al… |
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12 What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-scream! |
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13 Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? Because it had gourd-geous views! |
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14 How do you know if a ghost is telling the truth? You can see right throu… |
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15 What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper! |
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16 Why did the witch bring a ladder to the party? She heard the drinks were… |
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17 What do you call a pumpkin that works at a bakery? A flour-ishing gourd! |
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18 Why did the ghost bring a pencil to the party? To draw some boo-tiful ar… |
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19 How do ghosts stay fit? They exorcise regularly! |
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20 What do you call a friendly vampire? A blood brother! |
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21 Why did the witch go to school? She wanted to improve her spell-ing! |
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22 What did the zombie say to the librarian? "I'm just here for some dead b… |
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23 Why don't mummies take vactions? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind! |
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24 What kind of music do ghosts listen to? Soul music! |
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25 Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with! |
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26 What did the ghost say to its date? "You're boo-tiful!" |
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27 How do you catch a runaway pumpkin? With a pumpkin spice net! |
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28 What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist! |
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29 Why did the monster eat the candle? He wanted a little light snack! |
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30 What do you call a ghost's favorite fruit? A boo-nan! |
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31 Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them! |
