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	commit 26d0d4180a7a588d7c5f470fb519e87bfc12c969
	parent 7263fdee1b91f2a3db42206e749fcaba85721ae7
	Author: Annna Robert-Houdin <[email protected]>
	Date: Wed, 30 Aug 2023 14:08:03 +0200

	Add calamity and events.

	Diffstat:
	A modules/idlerpg/events.txt \| 47 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++…
	M modules/idlerpg/idlerpg-channel-se… \| 28 ++++++++++++++++++++++------

	2 files changed, 69 insertions(+), 6 deletions(-)
	---
	diff --git a/modules/idlerpg/events.txt b/modules/idlerpg/events.txt
	@@ -0,0 +1,47 @@
	+%s fell into a hole at FOSDEM
	+%s bit their tongue while listening to a Poettering talk
	+%s set themself on fire after reading the XMPP RFC
	+%s used a MacBook
	+%s lost their mind on XML
	+%s died, temporarily while waiting for Windows to boot
	+%s was caught in a terrible snowstorm wardriving
	+%s EXPLODED, somewhat while trying to understand the boost library
	+%s got knifed in a dark alley with a soldering iron
	+%s got turned INSIDE OUT by quinq, practically
	+%s ate a very disagreeable Apple, getting a terrible case of heartburn
	+%s met up with a Microsoft hitman for not paying his license fees
	+%s has fallen ill with the SysTemD
	+%s was struck by Apple lightning
	+%s was attacked by a rabid Gentoo Larry
	+%s was attacked by a rabid BSD devil
	+%s was set on fire by emacs(1)
	+%s was decapitated, temporarily through a Redhat
	+%s was tipped by a #polish-cow
	+%s was bucked from a #fuck-my-horses
	+%s was bitten by a moose in the Linux kernel
	+%s was sat on by a giant C++ codebase
	+%s ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi made from Puffy
	+%s got harassed by peer (the one from ICMP)
	+%s got lost in web
	+%s misplaced his password
	+%s broke his Google Glasses
	+%s lost his Google Glasses
	+%s walked face-first into a merkle tree
	+%s found a pair of memory/RAM
	+%s caught a unicorn programming language
	+%s discovered a secret, underground passage to gopherspace
	+%s was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of C developer that know how to…
	+%s discovered triple-caffeinated coffee
	+%s grew an extra leg from DNA code experiments
	+%s was visited by a very pretty nymph and had sex
	+%s found kitty-cat
	+%s learned Perl
	+%s found an exploit in the IdleRPG code
	+%s bought a faster computer
	+%s bribed the local IdleRPG administrator
	+%s stopped using dial-up
	+%s got fiber internet access
	+%s lost wifi connection
	+%s was bitten by a radioactive GNU
	+%s hit it off with a drunk furry chick named Jenny
	+%s was accepted into Pi Beta Euler Epsilon DarkFi club
	diff --git a/modules/idlerpg/idlerpg-channel-service.py b/modules/idlerpg/idler…
	@@ -109,6 +109,7 @@ def main(args):
	shields = readin_dictfile("%s/shields.txt" % (basepath))
	weapons = readin_dictfile("%s/weapons.txt" % (basepath))
	quests = readin_dictfile("%s/quests.txt" % (basepath))
	+ events = readin_dictfile("%s/events.txt" % (basepath))

	hackers = readin_dictfile("%s/hackers.txt" % (basepath))
	for hacker in hackers.keys():
	@@ -134,6 +135,7 @@ def main(args):

	def calamity(hackers, hacker):
	calamity_type = random.randint(1, 10)
	+ print("calamity_type = %d" % (calamity_type))
	if calamity_type == 1:
	change_type = random.randint(1, 4)
	if change_type == 1:
	@@ -143,7 +145,7 @@ def main(args):
	hackers[hacker][1] = new_class
	say(chaninpath, "Due to a bit flip during a solar flare, " \
	"%s's hacker class changed to %s." \
	- % (hacker, hackers[hacker][1])
	+ % (hacker, hackers[hacker][1]))
	elif change_type == 2:
	new_hardware = None
	while new_hardware != hackers[hacker][2]:
	@@ -151,23 +153,30 @@ def main(args):
	hackers[hacker][2] = new_hardware
	say(chaninpath, "It is %s's birthday. " \
	"%s's hardware changed to %s." \
	- % (hacker, hackers[hacker][2])
	+ % (hacker, hackers[hacker][2]))
	elif change_type == 3:
	new_shield = None
	while new_shield != hackers[hacker][3]:
	new_shield = random.choice(list(shields.keys()))
	hackers[hacker][3] = new_shield
	- say(chaninpath, "%s slipped. " \
	+ say(chaninpath, "%s fell over a Windows 95 CD. " \
	"%s's shield changed to %s." \
	- % (hacker, hackers[hacker][3])
	+ % (hacker, hackers[hacker][3]))
	elif change_type == 4:
	new_weapon = None
	while new_weapon != hackers[hacker][4]:
	new_weapon = random.choice(list(weapons.keys()))
	hackers[hacker][4] = new_weapon
	- say(chaninpath, "%s slipped. " \
	+ say(chaninpath, "%s had to reinstall his OS. " \
	"%s's weapon changed to %s." \
	- % (hacker, hackers[hacker][4])
	+ % (hacker, hackers[hacker][4]))
	+ else:
	+ event = random.choice(list(events.keys()))
	+ boost = random.randint(-10, 10) * 100
	+ hackers[hacker][0] += boost
	+ say(chaninpath, "%s! This caused his idle time to " \
	+ "change by %d to %d." \
	+ % (event % (hacker), boost, hackers[hacker][0]))

	def hand_of_rms(hackers, hacker):
	win = random.randint(0, 5)
	@@ -280,6 +289,8 @@ def main(args):
	go_on_quest(hackers, questhackers)
	elif random.randint(1, 65535) < 5 and len(hackers) > 1:
	hand_of_rms(random.choice(list(hackers.keys())))
	+ elif random.randint(1, 65535) < 10 and len(hackers) > 1:
	+ calamity(random.choice(list(hackers.keys())))

	writeout_dictfile("%s/hackers.txt" % (basepath), hackers)
	continue
	@@ -334,6 +345,11 @@ def main(args):
	hand_of_rms(hackers, cmdargs[0])
	else:
	hand_of_rms(hackers, random.choice(list(hackers.ke…
	+ elif cmd == "!calamity":
	+ if len(cmdargs) > 0 and cmdargs[0] in hackers:
	+ calamity(hackers, cmdargs[0])
	+ else:
	+ calamity(hackers, random.choice(list(hackers.keys(…

	elif user == "-!-":
	(hacker, text) = remain.split(" ", 1)