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events.txt (2322B) |
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1 %s fell into a hole at FOSDEM |
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2 %s bit their tongue while listening to a Poettering talk |
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3 %s set themself on fire after reading the XMPP RFC |
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4 %s used a MacBook |
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5 %s lost their mind on XML |
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6 %s died, temporarily while waiting for Windows to boot |
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7 %s was caught in a terrible snowstorm wardriving |
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8 %s EXPLODED, somewhat while trying to understand the boost library |
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9 %s got knifed in a dark alley with a soldering iron |
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10 %s got turned INSIDE OUT by quinq, practically |
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11 %s ate a very disagreeable Apple, getting a terrible case of heartburn |
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12 %s met up with a Microsoft hitman for not paying his license fees |
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13 %s has fallen ill with the SysTemD |
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14 %s was struck by Apple lightning |
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15 %s was attacked by a rabid Gentoo Larry |
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16 %s was attacked by a rabid BSD devil |
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17 %s was set on fire by emacs(1) |
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18 %s was decapitated, temporarily through a Redhat |
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19 %s was tipped by a #polish-cow |
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20 %s was bucked from a #fuck-my-horses |
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21 %s was bitten by a moose in the Linux kernel |
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22 %s was sat on by a giant C++ codebase |
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23 %s ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi made from Puffy |
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24 %s got harassed by peer (the one from ICMP) |
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25 %s got lost in web |
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26 %s misplaced his password |
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27 %s broke his Google Glasses |
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28 %s lost his Google Glasses |
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29 %s walked face-first into a merkle tree |
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30 %s found a pair of memory/RAM |
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31 %s caught a unicorn programming language |
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32 %s discovered a secret, underground passage to gopherspace |
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33 %s was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of C developer that know … |
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34 %s discovered triple-caffeinated coffee |
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35 %s grew an extra leg from DNA code experiments |
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36 %s was visited by a very pretty nymph and had sex |
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37 %s found kitty-cat |
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38 %s learned Perl |
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39 %s found an exploit in the IdleRPG code |
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40 %s bought a faster computer |
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41 %s bribed the local IdleRPG administrator |
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42 %s stopped using dial-up |
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43 %s got fiber internet access |
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44 %s lost wifi connection |
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45 %s was bitten by a radioactive GNU |
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46 %s hit it off with a drunk furry chick named Jenny |
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47 %s was accepted into Pi Beta Euler Epsilon DarkFi club |
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48 %s used his valuable time on BitHub. |
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49 %s felt asleep while watching a cryptocoin talk. |
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50 %s received a vision during an ed(1) session. |
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51 %s tried to install systemd |
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52 %s found a freifunk wifi node nearby |
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53 %s found out about crystal math |
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54 %s got lost in a complex system |
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55 %s had fun at a GangBAN |
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56 %s found the end of gopherspace |
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57 %s found the end of webspace |
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58 %s shut down the cloud |
