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BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI | |
Founded by Hassan i Sabbah, 1090 A.D. (3090 A.L., 4850 A.M.) | |
Reformed by Adam Weishaupt, 1776 A.D. (5776 A.D., 5536 A.M.) | |
THE ANCIENT ILLUMINATED SEERS OF BAVARIA | |
invite YOU to join | |
The World's Oldest and Most Successful Conspiracy | |
Have you ever SECRETLY WONDERED WHY | |
the GREAT PYRAMID has FIVE sides | |
(counting the bottom)? | |
IS there an ESOTERIC ALLEGORY con- | |
cealed in the apparently innocent | |
legend of Snow White and the Seven | |
Dwarfs? | |
WHAT IS the TRUE secret SINISTER | |
REALITY lyind behind the ANCIENT | |
Aztec Legend of QUETZLCOATL? | |
WHY do scholarly anthropologists | |
TURN PALEA with terror at the | |
very MENTION of the FORBIDDEN | |
name YOG-SOTHOTH | |
WHO IS the MAN in ZURICH | |
that some SWEAR is LEE | |
HARVEY OSWALD? | |
WHAT REALLY DID HAPPEN | |
TO AMBROSE BIERCE? | |
If your I.Q. is over 150, and you have $3 125.00 (plus handling), you | |
_might_ be eligible for a trial membership in the A.I.S.B. If you | |
think you qualify, put the money in a cigar box and bury it in your | |
backyard. One of our Underground Agents will contact you shortly. | |
I DARE YOU! | |
TELL _NO_ ONE! ACCIDENTS HAVE A STRANGE WAY OF HAPPENING TO PEOPLE | |
WHO TALK TOO MUCH ABOUT | |
THE BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI! | |
May we warn you against imitations! Ours is the original and genuine | |
"Nothing is true. Everything is permissible" | |
-- Hassan i Sabbah | |
Nil | |
Carborundum | |
Illegitimo | |
OFFICIAL "Illuminate the opposition!" | |
Bavarian Illuminati -- Adam Weishaupt, | |
"Ewige Blumenkraft!" Grand Primus Illuminatus | |