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Questions | |
Have a friend class talk. Permit each child to tell any part of | |
the unit on "Courtesy in the Corridors and on the Stairs" that he | |
enjoyed. Name some cases of disturbance in your school. | |
EXECUTED | |
Chapter 1, THE EPISTLE TO THE PARANOIDS | |
by Lord Omar | |
1. Ye have locked yerselves up in cages of fear - and, behold, do ye | |
now complain that ye lack FREEDOM! | |
2. Ye have case out yer brothers for devils and now complain ye, | |
lamenting, that ye've been left to fight alone. | |
3. All Chaos was once yer kingdom; verily, held ye dominion over the | |
entire Pentaverse, but today ye wax sore afraid of dark corners, | |
nooks, and sink holes. | |
4. O how the darknesses do crowd up, one against the other in ye | |
hearts! What fear ye more than what ye have wroughten? | |
5. Verily, verily I say unto you, not all the Sinister Ministers of | |
the Bavarian Illuminati, working together in multitudes, could so | |
entwine the land with tribulation as have your baseless warnings. | |
DESPITE strong evidence to the contrary, persistent | |
rumor has it that it was Mr. Momomoto's brother | |
who swallowed Mr. Momomoto in the summer of '44. | |