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CHAPTER 5: THE PIONEERS | |
THE FIVE APOSTLES OF ERIS & WHO THEY BE | |
1. HUNG MUNG | |
A sage of Ancient China and Official Discordian Missionary to the | |
Heathen Chinee. He who originally devised THE SACRED CHAO. Patron of | |
The Season of Chaos. Holyday: 5 Jan. | |
2. DR. VAN VAN MOJO | |
A Head Doctor of Deep Africa and Maker of Fine Dolls. D.H.V., "Doctor | |
of Voodoo and Vexes," from The Greater Metropolitan Yorba Linda Jesus | |
Will Save Your Bod Home Study Bible School; and F.I.H.G.W.P., "Fellow | |
of the Intergalactic Haitian Guerillas for World Peace." Patron of | |
The Season of Discord. Holyday: 19 Mar. | |
Note: Erisians of The Laughing Christ sect are of the silly | |
contention that Dr. Mojo is an imposter and that PATAMUNZO LINGANANDA | |
is the True Second Apostle. Lord Omar claims that Mr. Mojo heaps | |
hatred and curses on Patamunzo, who sends only Love Vibrations in | |
return. But we have the POEE sect know that Patamunzo is the Real | |
Imposter, and that those vibrations of his are actually an attempt to | |
subvert Dr. Mojo's rightful apostilic authority by shaking him out of | |
his wits. | |
3. SRI SYA-DASTI SYA-DAVAK-TAVYA SYA-DASTI-SYA-NASTI SYA-DASTI-DAVAK- | |
TAV-YASKA SYA-DASTI-SYA-NASTI-SYA-DAVAK-TAV-YASKA SYA-DASTI-SYA-NASTI- | |
SYA-DAVAK-TAV-YASKA, commonly just called SRI SYADASTI | |
(His name is Sanskrit, and means: All affirmations are |