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CHAPTER 5: THE PIONEERS
THE FIVE APOSTLES OF ERIS & WHO THEY BE
1. HUNG MUNG
A sage of Ancient China and Official Discordian Missionary to the
Heathen Chinee. He who originally devised THE SACRED CHAO. Patron of
The Season of Chaos. Holyday: 5 Jan.
2. DR. VAN VAN MOJO
A Head Doctor of Deep Africa and Maker of Fine Dolls. D.H.V., "Doctor
of Voodoo and Vexes," from The Greater Metropolitan Yorba Linda Jesus
Will Save Your Bod Home Study Bible School; and F.I.H.G.W.P., "Fellow
of the Intergalactic Haitian Guerillas for World Peace." Patron of
The Season of Discord. Holyday: 19 Mar.
Note: Erisians of The Laughing Christ sect are of the silly
contention that Dr. Mojo is an imposter and that PATAMUNZO LINGANANDA
is the True Second Apostle. Lord Omar claims that Mr. Mojo heaps
hatred and curses on Patamunzo, who sends only Love Vibrations in
return. But we have the POEE sect know that Patamunzo is the Real
Imposter, and that those vibrations of his are actually an attempt to
subvert Dr. Mojo's rightful apostilic authority by shaking him out of
his wits.
3. SRI SYA-DASTI SYA-DAVAK-TAVYA SYA-DASTI-SYA-NASTI SYA-DASTI-DAVAK-
TAV-YASKA SYA-DASTI-SYA-NASTI-SYA-DAVAK-TAV-YASKA SYA-DASTI-SYA-NASTI-
SYA-DAVAK-TAV-YASKA, commonly just called SRI SYADASTI
(His name is Sanskrit, and means: All affirmations are
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