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A SERMON ON ETHICS AND LOVE |
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One day Mal-2 asked the messenger spirit Saint Gulik to approach the |
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Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly |
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afterwards the radio came on by itself, and an ethereal female Voice |
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said YES? |
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"O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of |
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Discord! Concubine of Confusion! O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You |
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to lift a heavy burden from my heart!" |
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WHAT BOTHERS YOU, MAL? YOU DON'T SOUND WELL. |
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"I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of |
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pain. Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is |
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rampant with injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own |
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people, mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, |
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woe." |
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WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO? |
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"But nobody _wants_ it! Everybody hates it." |
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OH. WELL, THEN STOP. |
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At which moment She turned Herself into an aspirin commercial and |
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left The Polyfather, stranded alone with his species. |
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SINISTER DEXTER HAS A BROKEN SPIROMETER. |
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