| # taz.de -- Guilty Fashion: Call Me Captain Lycra | |
| > Like a moth to the flame, I am attracted to anything that shines, | |
| > sequins, vinyl, and any number of polymers. | |
| Bild: Sheep, not fashion | |
| I have often been the champion of lost causes. Take fashion pollution, for | |
| instance. I like to think of myself as a “slow fashion“ hero in a | |
| fast-fashion world. Before I bore you with all the unfathomable figures one | |
| can read about elsewhere (that the fashion industry is either number 2 or 3 | |
| behind the oil industry, yes, really) let me just count myself among the | |
| many Dr Evils out there. I’m the worst polluter, I admit it. Maybe not THE | |
| WORST, but bad. I cannot bring myself to stop shopping, let alone wear only | |
| bio-degradable fabrics. | |
| After watching [1][Alex James’s incredible film], Slowing Down Fast | |
| Fashion, and his solutions to stopping it (buy wool! it can be buried and | |
| dissolves within 3 months!), I went through my closet with disgust. | |
| Look at this [2][film made about my closet] many moons ago. I’m wearing | |
| anything and everything manmade. Like a moth attracted to the flame, | |
| anything that shines, sequins, vinyl, and any number of polymers used to | |
| make that fantastic Miu Miu coat. | |
| Of the wool items I own, only a few of which are 100% wool, most are | |
| already in the process of bio-degrading. The moths are fast in this town. | |
| That’s it: I’ve found my scapegoat. The moths, in the end, are the | |
| promoters of fast fashion. My hands are tied. | |
| But then there are the many items they turn their noses up at: the blends, | |
| wool plus poly-something. Let me spell that out for you if you haven’t seen | |
| Alex James’s film: it means that that shit will not dissolve, ashes to | |
| ashes, EVER. | |
| So one could make the pledge, “Never ever will I buy anything other than | |
| 100% wool,“ and feel smug and smart and heroic. Captain Lamm to the rescue. | |
| Buy only wool and, here’s the best part in doing my part to help | |
| capitalism: I will always have a need to shop unless I want to walk around | |
| looking like Swiss cheese. | |
| This feeling lasts for a week. (Maybe it’s been two.) I go to stores and | |
| leave empty handed having kept x-number of blendy items out of my shopping | |
| cart. | |
| In the end, I cannot bear the idea of life without lycra or lurex. | |
| Solidgold, after all, is my middle name! (One word. Really. You gotta give | |
| it to the Queen Mum for having a sense of humor.) | |
| Sure, I can resell things on Kleiderkreisel.de making them not my problem | |
| anymore, or I can donate them to the [3][Red Cross]. But what kills me, | |
| what makes me feel non-heroic is my need for more, which is unquellable! | |
| The answer? Vintage? | |
| To be continued…. | |
| 6 Mar 2018 | |
| ## LINKS | |
| [1] https://www.amazon.com/Alex-James-Slowing-Down-Fashion/dp/B01IDQPULG | |
| [2] http://hey-woman.com/2016/closet-diaries-april-von-stauffenberg/ | |
| [3] https://www.harpersbazaar.de/fashion/alte-kleidung-recycling | |
| ## AUTOREN | |
| April Lamm | |
| ## TAGS | |
| Fashion | |
| Fast Fashion | |
| taz international | |
| Aldi | |
| taz international | |
| Fashion | |
| ## ARTIKEL ZUM THEMA | |
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| right. | |
| Dernier cri of autumn/winter season 2017: The right shoe on the left foot | |
| Learning from New York Fashion Week: Make Wrong Right Again. | |
| The renaissance of socks: Hand-knitted by the Queen | |
| Gucci socks at 190 euro, Alexander McQueen socks for 245 euro – the sock | |
| inflation brought us socks for the 1%. Or actually, they're accessoires. |