Post AyOuSVwnBxt3gVqwFc by [email protected] | |
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You find a data port on your body and plug in a diagnostic cable to download yo… | |
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@NanoRaptor yes | |
Post #AyOqpHSqo0lvbuRqtM by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor Probably a wall of liver warnings. | |
Post #AyOqqjAtGTsjqGjmOO by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor it wasn't upgraded for Y2K so there's already a problem. | |
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@NanoRaptor Out of paper on drive C. | |
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@NanoRaptor turns out the port on my body was an APC UPS serial console port so… | |
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@NanoRaptor WARNING: Energy storage level at 150% | |
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@NanoRaptor | |
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@NanoRaptor418 I'm a teapot | |
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@NanoRaptor U0001 | |
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@NanoRaptor * CENTRAL KERNEL MODIFICATIONS DETECTED, BOOTLOADER UNLOCKED, WARRA… | |
Post #AyOrXpPpw7UdeOHRei by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor PC LOAD LETTER | |
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@NanoRaptor S3iXid (Where is my mind?) | |
Post #AyOrjuXWi9gf18df84 by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptorYou don't exist. Go away! | |
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@NanoRaptor: Currently I seem to send a lot451 Greylisted, come back laterwhen … | |
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@NanoRaptor 418 š« https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Referenc… | |
Post #AyOsACHbMhSxZlixbk by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor āIām not āguru meditatingā! Iām trapped in here!ā | |
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@NanoRaptor Cannot write file 'new-information' to /mnt/brain: No space… | |
Post #AyOsCfahMyeT3Ips7E by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor The clock on the port is so unreliable that it's hard to tell i… | |
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@NanoRaptor ATDT911 | |
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@NanoRaptor | |
Post #AyOsDj5RrCs2BUiqZM by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor Probably a ācollect to iTunes and restoreā error. | |
Post #AyOsDu3N5GkGCEpqMK by [email protected] | |
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@noodlejetski @NanoRaptor: Lost in translation, Photoshop or generative AI? š | |
Post #AyOsEUtO7LkCRzRtR2 by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor oh god that's a lot of immune system warnings | |
Post #AyOsEeXQFs7EMlFUaO by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor 413 & 425 over HTCPCP | |
Post #AyOsEsV6LIZrfcGpua by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor PC LOAD LETTER | |
Post #AyOsExyhyeEOetA3Fo by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor417 Expectation Failed | |
Post #AyOsFVDkNkrvl5S1mC by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor ?DEVICE NOT PRESENT ERRORREADY. | |
Post #AyOsFVqO45mFgvWt0K by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor All | |
Post #AyOsHajmqG9BRoQw7s by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor SERVICE PANCREAS | |
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@NanoRaptor panic: panic | |
Post #AyOsHvVfbwKhs6zSXQ by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor It's some terrible recursive debugger loop.(lambda (x) (lambda … | |
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@NanoRaptor+++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR ++++++ REDO FROM START +++#GNUTerryPratchett | |
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@NanoRaptor <awaiting cuddles> | |
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@NanoRaptor (LV426) Return for recycling. | |
Post #AyOsetiKSCZgxjrfyC by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptorGuru Meditation Error: Core 0 panic'ed | |
Post #AyOsnPWC5eb1v0FRMO by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor 404 File not found | |
Post #AyOstbUMUtISmWLOoi by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor Apparently Iām 3,000 miles overdue for an oil change. | |
Post #AyOswLN8sGX5fMH2AK by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor insufficient caffeine | |
Post #AyOt2s3IHgIel56OxM by [email protected] | |
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@[email protected] the codes arenāt published publicly, so Iām supp… | |
Post #AyOtFS4gBCs1xFkWPI by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor ?SYNTAX ERRORREADY.š¦ | |
Post #AyOtMaydTkG7anKRzU by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor Unexpected end of file. | |
Post #AyOtSfi0nZy60PRzv6 by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor All systems are broken. | |
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@NanoRaptor ERROR: CANNOT ZREFILL Z FLUID IMMEDIATELY | |
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@NanoRaptor SIGGEND | |
Post #AyOtmKR9b3n9p7wFNo by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor ECC failures, and RAID-5 recovery messages.I think the engine warni… | |
Post #AyOtrk7FYBW2uhD60W by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor you mean this port?Guess there would be too many errors | |
Post #AyOtwVGgBLLIJMtIA4 by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor : https://http.cat/status/451 | |
Post #AyOu1fnMTBciPOduWu by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor I'am so old the cable won't fitt :) | |
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@NanoRaptor REPLACE INNER EAR | |
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@NanoRaptor 404 | |
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@NanoRaptor not being able to run updates and missing a bunch of code networkin… | |
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@NanoRaptor statistically, probably that one about the gas cap. (Evap emissions… | |
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@Specialist_Being_677 interestingly Iāve found itās less low levels but mor… | |
Post #AyOuSVwnBxt3gVqwFc by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor All of them? š | |
Post #AyOuYbEYRx6Nom3wmG by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor ETIRED | |
Post #AyOuYbLe1am0AlNbpQ by [email protected] | |
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@a feeling this very yes. | |
Post #AyOvLrFtfcoDhKB8s4 by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor "please enter sleep mode" | |
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@xtaran @noodlejetski @NanoRaptor Many printers allow setting custom messages o… | |
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@NanoRaptor watchdog: BUG: soft lockup - CPU#0 stuck for 33s! | |
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@NanoRaptor INSERT COIN | |
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@NanoRaptor all of them:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqKb1P_RKKk&t=196 | |
Post #AyOvNXQoLXKmnI5KK0 by [email protected] | |
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@crabbypup @xtaran @noodlejetski @NanoRaptor I usually got the office printer t… | |
Post #AyOvPj4A3m1dSQX9to by [email protected] | |
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@darkling: Understandable. Most people, especially IT staff, hate printers, inc… | |
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@xtaran @NanoRaptor or maybe this time it's simply mayonnaise being low | |
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@NanoRaptor DEADBEEF | |
Post #AyOvSORxAQ64NzvzOK by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor W093 check oil levels W068 check fluid pressures | |
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@[email protected] 218 | |
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@NanoRaptor 1202 Executive Overflow - No VAC Areas | |
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@charlotte @NanoRaptor WARN the current configuration of brain chemistry is not… | |
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@NanoRaptor TERRAIN AHEAD. PULL UP. | |
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@NanoRaptor right now, clogged filters, poor Oā mixture, high particulate cou… | |
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@NanoRaptor TASK FAILED SUCCESSFULLY | |
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@NanoRaptor ID# ATTRIBUTE_NAME TYPE UPDATED9 Power_On_Hours Old_age Always | |
Post #AyOxquaVWwAiv0kq7E by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor a special diagnostic tool is required due to the volume of logs, bu… | |
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@NanoRaptorE_OHGODWHATNOW? | |
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@NanoRaptor | |
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@NanoRaptor a single high value, constant at a value of 98% of any number that … | |
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@NanoRaptor All your base are belong to us. | |
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@NanoRaptor Cleverly you went for "to download" rather than "and… | |
Post #AyP4lbShuZi1peWPY0 by [email protected] | |
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@noodlejetski @NanoRaptor "Bronzer low" is also a fun one. | |
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@crabbypup @xtaran @noodlejetski @NanoRaptor With these particular HP printers … | |
Post #AyP4sIWciUQZ7yXtlg by [email protected] | |
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@xtaran @noodlejetski @NanoRaptor PCL message. | |
Post #AyP4sW4QM8Bn8ZSZl2 by [email protected] | |
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@darkling "We named our Laserjet 'Jimi Hendrix', because he is alw… | |
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@noodlejetski @NanoRaptor What are you really printing ?! Fries ??? š | |
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@NanoRaptor | |
Post #AyP6XSDzetut2N1KiW by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor 503 Service Unavailable | |
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@NanoRaptor 55378008 | |
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@NanoRaptor 604 Tail Not Found, Emotions Compromised604 Tail Not Found, Balance… | |
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@NanoRaptor @titania HORNYSADHORNYDEPRESSION ON MAINSORE - VISIT GYM FOR SERVIC… | |
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@NanoRaptor i'll open my mouth, compelled by some greater force, and this s… | |
Post #AyP9CwtCkjC5vJD7Oi by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor > warning: mind correlating all its contents | |
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@NanoRaptor ā (The experienced user will usually know what the problem is) | |
Post #AyPD5FxGNqAKYOhEiu by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor Right ankle: calibration failedRight shoulder: calibration failedLe… | |
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@noodlejetski @NanoRaptor I always wondered why I couldn't find white toner… | |
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@NanoRaptor just the word 'unexpected' over and over, sometimes interru… | |
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@NanoRaptor - Right knee excessive friction- Left knee excessive friction- Left… | |
Post #AyPJSfwCXsIJWWkYk4 by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor "Something went wrong" | |
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@NanoRaptor Two codes.11FE Check Engine404 Sanity not found | |
Post #AyPKWWdbAGSdnCRr6m by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor "unknown error, good luck" | |
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@NanoRaptor TILT | |
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@NanoRaptor "nullptr" | |
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ID10T errors everytime. 𤣠| |
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@NanoRaptor ENOBOOBS Apply oestrogen to clear error.Hardware mismatch detected;… | |
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@NanoRaptor Given my sheer levels of insecurity, Iām going to assume itās j… | |
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@NanoRaptor 429s of course! | |
Post #AyPRGygpnaWJqBUm5A by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor Error code 666: what the hell is this thing | |
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@NanoRaptor Service interval exceeded - Warranty void. Contact manufacturer for… | |
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@NanoRaptor Abort, retry, fail | |
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@NanoRaptor āThis service not available in your region.ā | |
Post #AyPdX1kNOo11PCZUPo by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor overtemp and clock jitter in temporal lobe, static and phosphenes i… | |
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@NanoRaptor - OXTC2: oxytocin concentration critically low- SERC1: serotonin co… | |
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@NanoRaptor PARITY ERRORand if I put my hat onEXCESSIVE HEAD WEAR | |
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@etchedpixels oh I⦠I groaned and I am sharing that with hamster. | |
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@NanoRaptor, `425 Too Early `, `418 I'm a teapot`, `451 Unavailable For Leg… | |
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@NanoRaptor probably asking me to install some Visual C++ library from 2003 bef… | |
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@NanoRaptor Some undocumented hexadecimal code that's not in the manual, an… | |
Post #AyReTli53YqV4LQYue by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor judging by how doctors have treated me the last decade, completely … | |
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@0xabad1dea @NanoRaptor "how doctors have treated me" is frightfully … | |
Post #AyReTlwGCqBjmK3t0y by [email protected] | |
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@twilliability @0xabad1dea doctors can be insistent on some strange, strange un… | |
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@NanoRaptor Probably a lot of errors about missing hardware, tail ān such, an… | |
Post #AyScdGazaWOwiPTOzo by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor A metric fuckton of out-of-memory and disk full errors and related … | |
Post #AySjBxMHhdwqudWCI4 by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor yea | |
Post #AySjcb4gf5SfcRzTDU by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor look i don't actually have that cable. | |
Post #AySkBfRYPVVPIvPQga by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor spine integrity compromisedjoints integrity compromised/bin/immune-… | |
Post #AySn5sAAVROqsWCoHw by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor Guru Meditation | |
Post #AySo46hbZup7LWZEoa by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor my error logging is disabled and I'm just getting performance c… | |
Post #AySoZ64jxVkoNZAL4q by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor not a typewriter | |
Post #AySq9h7xmHZNfmgjIW by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor https://http.cat/status/418 | |
Post #AySrLXrIAHzoM56ZXM by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM | |
Post #AyStCWRwEYdtHt4UGu by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor E04-low ironE27-defrag neededE01-low battery | |
Post #AySy387pniw10n0bXU by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor Ooh boy this is gonna be expensive:P00BB - Serotonin injector insuf… | |
Post #AyTBCw1ewNkJml7sB6 by [email protected] | |
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@NanoRaptor 429 too many requests | |
Post #AyXiJwNs55w42kIsPA by [email protected] | |
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@0xabad1dea @NanoRaptor o̶n̶e̶s̶t̶w̶o̶s̶ three's complement floats. |