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Why are there pop tarts but no mom tarts? Because of the pastryarchy! | |
Post #AyFecLAelYI3T8MV2O by [email protected] | |
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The cookie was sad because its dad had been a wafer too long. | |
Post #AyFeqSnZCgKBBCIQfQ by [email protected] | |
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@catsalad I make the best Southern-French pastry; I do eclair. | |
Post #AyFfE8ukmeKiSawtg8 by [email protected] | |
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*Booty bumps your plate with hot peppers*"Sorry for getting jalapeño busi… | |
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@catsalad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qKcd6IbC5c&ab_channel=AdultSwim | |
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@catsalad the dad jokes will continue until morale improves | |
Post #AyFfyglJGracl2j6dU by [email protected] | |
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@Viss 😹"Well, did you dab?""What?""Dab? Did you dab… | |
Post #AyFgCcH2kqkktND8Pg by [email protected] | |
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@catsalad its like someone with a cold is yelling at my crotch! | |
Post #AyFgDFVwrMqgatU5Ym by [email protected] | |
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@catsalad these puns are fully baked. Crispy even. | |
Post #AyFgLE7xtqmibr4QOu by [email protected] | |
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@catsalad Oh god, it got in my eyes. It burns! How could you do this! | |
Post #AyFid2BVF3fQgqLOYC by [email protected] | |
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@catsalad real talk though i would be okay with rule by the pastries | |
Post #AyFjUaozC3w5SiLo1Y by [email protected] | |
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@catsalad this is why I pay internet 🍷 | |
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@catsalad @Viss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ09paQRBnw | |
Post #AyFnNih5vMeTfVdbIu by [email protected] | |
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@catsalad Oh, there are supposedly mom tarts: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/N… | |
Post #AyFo3AtLzTVUzl8gDY by [email protected] | |
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@catsalad My wife just said “that’s terrible. I love it” | |
Post #AyFoeClG0FH1VX0dMW by [email protected] | |
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@catsalad Please don't be like Yang Xiao Long...! | |
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@catsalad what kinda shishito is this | |
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@catsalad https://hachyderm.io/@shafik/112018888936646159 | |
Post #AyFuUY0wjH8KFg7sEy by [email protected] | |
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@catsalad *eats a pepper while maintaining eye contact*That's just my spicy… | |
Post #AyFuoheqaIBTx7OsL2 by [email protected] | |
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@catsalad Why did the swiss roll?Because it saw the apple turnover! | |
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Post #AyFwYCxl8iXS1qVaeO by [email protected] | |
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@catsalad ‘coz i’m a crepe. i’m a weirdough. what the hell am i doughing … | |
Post #AyFxR9q6SDnIGi85E8 by [email protected] | |
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@wendynather @catsalad spectacular and you should feel proud | |
Post #AyG2K1PRti23rq4wim by [email protected] | |
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@wendynather @catsalad Both ashamed and proud. Thank you for the literal LOL. … | |
Post #AyG52LlFn8MXdYXiaW by [email protected] | |
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@catsalad what a chocolate chip off the old block though | |
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@catsalad lol | |
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@catsalad takes the biscuit | |
Post #AyHNrc7eiFb3TyZjCS by [email protected] | |
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@catsalad Okay my spouse laughed. |