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Post #Axm0lf74MNsAAqji52 by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog The easiest way to quit vi is to try emacs. |
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Post #Axm0nDjL8hWjpLNd3o by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog scam! How are you on mastodon if you're stuck in vi? |
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Post #Axm0pO9XMM6QjOfRUu by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog howβd he sent this message from Vi?:blobcatthinking: |
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Post #Axm0q8g4NjST1cF4am by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog you hold the power button on your device. Easy as. |
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Post #Axm0w4ZOZCmK1TwwHQ by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog man vi > vi_help.txtnano vi_help.txt |
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Post #Axm11N4bCQd8rF4USG by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog In the spirit of Gossi Airways, just try pressing all the buttons. |
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Post #Axm167eDyhoiSs05nk by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog F7 N Y * might be Word Perfect 5.1 codes to quit |
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Post #Axm17plJRoTDZY8FZA by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog ctrl-alt-del π |
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Post #Axm1BOwd61pxYe7uO8 by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog You form an orderly q behind your colon |
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Post #Axm1D52w34fyQJsPei by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog nice try. |
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Post #Axm1H3nCeTr3h3PpvU by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog Open another shell and type killall -9 vi |
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Post #Axm1Nfps7bbXQ3ol0a by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog Hahahah xD β€οΈ π€£π€£π€£ πππ Shift+ZZ For immediate… |
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Post #Axm2pV3vryr04ME7ay by [email protected] |
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@[email protected] Nano problems. |
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Post #Axm36RqT5HZN0x0i1Y by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog https://youtu.be/nn2FB1P_Mn8 |
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Post #Axm3GV97fNfQ9DWu5w by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog Nevermind that. I've been stuck in WordStar since 1981. |
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Post #Axm3WEZP4117N4K9vE by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog Good old Vi, the sadist of the text editors. |
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Post #Axm3xAaXyWDUqDheYi by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog I'm not falling for this scam. I'd enter vi to confirm I k… |
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Post #Axm47ugbRKmohretSi by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog As an emacs user, have you considered learning to love using your … |
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Post #Axm49PtatBR9n5S57g by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog unplug the server ;-) |
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Post #Axm4EWAsyJ1wiDyLwm by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDogHold the power button, it's the only way to be sure. |
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Post #Axm4HlotG9Se6VEdhw by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog Ah, that's quite easy:1. Press ESC2. Type :!kill -9 $(ps ax | … |
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Post #Axm4UVCaM6E0KTOCgK by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog I don't know. I never upgraded past v. |
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Post #Axm4nd5rEtXmJ3MZqy by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog vi users be like |
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Post #Axm51jpoyJcrGhacq0 by [email protected] |
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Reboot the computer. It's the only way.@GossiTheDog |
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Post #Axm5VliQXm4xmyS0p6 by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog :!wq |
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Post #Axm5XCNws7a2nEYPlA by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog vi, beginners pronounce it βwhy I?β |
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Post #Axm5fWCn47Fka3In0S by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog WARNING. This is not a real account verification message as it doe… |
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Post #Axm5qZ5ifxc0iUGJaS by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog Ctrl-Z bg kill -9 %1 π |
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Post #Axm6imRDGkqtkRARDE by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog ^Z; pkill -U $UID vi |
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Post #Axm6qADvEWM9XqTI5A by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog ZZ |
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Post #Axm6zfqF2zywDFvi5I by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog just take your coffee and pour it directly into any fans you can s… |
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Post #Axm7ER0qSn8mZ6vb96 by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog How can you leave a roman numeral? |
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Post #Axm7mXtXNkzVkum7tI by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog If you're having problems with your computer, you should switc… |
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Post #Axm8HTMYHYFQg25rlI by [email protected] |
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:)then :quit @GossiTheDog |
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Post #Axm8U5BxSaQNTd9Rom by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog if you're on a desktop, turn it off at the wall, if you're… |
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Post #Axm8gyCyjgzbaAm2q0 by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog alt-prntscreen r,e,i,s,u,b |
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Post #Axm8tHobfDS7rpFMv2 by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog ctrl-alt-F2 |
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Post #Axm9K15vwEsBpP66TY by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDogpress and hold power |
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Post #Axm9fAsqjpyUGl4BEW by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog instructions unclear, alt-sysreq-b. |
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Post #Axm9sTQL7MMzXF4Ypk by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog Shut down the server from the hypervisor usually works for me. |
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Post #AxmAX4W2d7UK9o69fU by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog don't do what a colleague did at a previous place - accidently… |
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Post #AxmB3fw92ED9U0r2RM by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog !bash |
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Post #AxmBWAimAmRD4FBoQK by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog use an ax. Just cut the line. Only true way to escape vi |
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Post #AxmBh62huLdtk6imyu by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog oh well, you gotta reboot the electric grid now |
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Post #AxmBiuCqt0J1c0KTLM by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog One does not simply quit vi. |
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Post #AxmBvNQO4xR5hpbhGC by [email protected] |
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Post #AxmC2nngPfOVXI2nR2 by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog I don't know why everyone makes this so complicated. To quit … |
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Post #AxmCLJYp4Fd3Fdv8ee by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog you just dont leave. you can do everything from within. |
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Post #AxmCegdHVjoCJGF9qS by [email protected] |
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Post #AxmCmrcQY3NMhQk8P2 by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog :!init 6 |
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Post #AxmD8eBt9bt7QLiW6S by [email protected] |
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Post #AxmDOiic5Ts26GgiOG by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog ESC+:! ? |
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Post #AxmDRFmG994dD2bLN2 by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog I find restarting the entire computer usually works⦠|
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Post #AxmF9oZGG3RLo0KktM by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog When I can't quit a program I call my SO over to help. If he&… |
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Post #AxmGFUhr7BVLtkcrq4 by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog :q (save and quit):q! (Mr. Wizard! I don't want… |
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Post #AxmGvFANHa3rrdsBay by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog It's been a long time, but the only way that I knew how to qui… |
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Post #AxmHTMWUR9RoWhUDCa by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog how do I keep getting into "recording" mode?! What does … |
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Post #AxmId2Hae24mbOh3xY by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog [esc] then typing "q!" [enter] to quit without saving, r… |
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Post #AxmJ5GcKwUUVAVrLG4 by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog Ctrl-XCtrl-Alt-XCTRL-A-XCtRLAXUCCtrlAltAxUncontrolled Axe! |
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Post #AxmJtioCOyaB57Sz1U by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog :q! |
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Post #AxmJyiPnIDG1JCQs1Q by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog also, I should add that ed is the standard text editor: https://ww… |
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Post #AxmTCM3w5wmzcomrXE by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog @electric_gumball this is funny because I typed "view <fil… |
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Post #AxmTW9gJpvYP1BBLDE by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog [esc]:r!pkill -9 vi |
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Post #AxmY8HdX6k7gVkJbnc by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog itβs so simple. The hardest part is finding a dumpster to throw … |
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Post #AxmYcDSjByHaFhXBdQ by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog using MS tools at work atm.I have βZZβ everywhere in notepad, … |
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Post #AxmaljFqYgcbMvAmpc by [email protected] |
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Post #AxmcU4ypFF2tRdvImG by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog CTRL-Z, then "killall -9 vi" works for me. |
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Post #AxmdZHbVpvM80241Sq by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog the first step is admitting you have a problem - well done. |
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Post #AxmgY0WCAvH6a8ezke by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog I feel like, somehow, this is a trick question to age verify accou… |
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Post #AxmlTxL4YOQRKkLSTI by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog hey, its easy to quit Vi, just type CTRL+ALT+Del :P |
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Post #AxmmnIhRSVmV2Ub1yy by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog take the red pill |
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Post #AxmnUVIwTCzyaIjnEW by [email protected] |
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@CryogenicIce9 @GossiTheDog systemd has taken over the role of jack of all trad… |
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Post #AxmnUdbJcmRuJbOZyy by [email protected] |
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@gideonstar @GossiTheDog Wow! That would do it ππ¨π£π₯#vieditor |
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Post #AxmnUyc5V6XpU4uzbM by [email protected] |
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@rrb @GossiTheDog Then try PINE. "PINE is not Emacs" |
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Post #AxmnXdjZaNZXb4gng0 by [email protected] |
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@rrb @GossiTheDog for me or was the other way around! |
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Post #AxmnkqK25wmIP22T4a by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog if you were my admin, youβd be saved already https://avgeek.soci… |
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Post #AxmnlS5TgViLWtWNf6 by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog it is like Hotel California. You can check out any time you like, … |
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Post #AxmnqCTl8xpKZL8vKK by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog Just buy another computer, this one's fucked |
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Post #AxmnrKu5J4TezFzw4u by [email protected] |
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@CryogenicIce9@GossiTheDog love and editors should not go together. you can lov… |
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Post #Axmo2QecGaty0W3IUC by [email protected] |
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@[email protected] Unplug the power cord. And if the computer have … |
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Post #Axmo2Qm3ourANbXF5c by [email protected] |
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@Orca @GossiTheDog you'll know vi has successfully quit once foliage retake… |
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Post #Axmo4t7xNIgetWwsK0 by [email protected] |
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@deliverator @GossiTheDog If you only knew how many scripts there to stay forev… |
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Post #Axmo4tGoqLmBL15x8S by [email protected] |
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@RadioAzureus @deliverator @GossiTheDog There are some people who many decades … |
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Post #Axmo4tRoBUZBt6EjGS by [email protected] |
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@Dendrobatus_Azureus @RadioAzureus @deliverator @GossiTheDog wait. There are pe… |
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Post #Axmo9GUKSgbeVOV4Jk by [email protected] |
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@Huubje @GossiTheDog of course the emacs user says this |
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Post #AxmoCf57TqoVeJKPom by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog despair, no one quits Vi |
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Post #AxmoIZmi5T9WxUXOZk by [email protected] |
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@ste @GossiTheDog Ctrl k x |
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Post #AxmoepvyiyXRPrUHc8 by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog have you tried turning it off and then going to grow orchids somew… |
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Post #Axmoi1ToFpec5ppaCG by [email protected] |
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@[email protected] @[email protected] Everyone here s… |
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Post #Axmokxar9zQquOWmRs by [email protected] |
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@[email protected] why u wanna exit? You may even don't like vi… |
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Post #Axmon9djLKXWqguzoG by [email protected] |
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@Orca π@GossiTheDog |
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Post #AxmorFCuaM0fH4KAGu by [email protected] |
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@VVX7In Soviet Russia vim quits you.@GossiTheDog |
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Post #AxmormlnneWjMptzjk by [email protected] |
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@jernej__s @GossiTheDog The only correct answer. π |
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Post #Axmoz7nzzNdYdPQfpY by [email protected] |
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@chanakya @GossiTheDog possibly followed by a bang |
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Post #Axmp6pl0yXGkyZi2Xg by [email protected] |
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@nemo @GossiTheDog :wq you coward π |
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Post #Axmp6prOaoNDIMh8UK by [email protected] |
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@quinn @GossiTheDog π |
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Post #AxmpBoUj66qIVXStYO by [email protected] |
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@Kreuz_Bauer @ste @GossiTheDog But do a Ctrl-k d first! |
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Post #AxmsylPldZKf0WB7jM by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog Trying to figure out if this is a joke, or a (not so) subtle stab … |
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Post #Axn4tc1YK3rvswA7N2 by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog I recommend to become clean by stopping editing at all. Substituti… |
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Post #Axn6qcOIhZce3wVDMm by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog use Nano instead. Emacs/vi is performative torture and bullshit on… |
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Post #Axn7TOapw444YyrAfI by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog Press ESCfollowed by :! sudo rebootpress Enter |
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Post #Axn8g47VStfUmmk7km by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog up up down down left right left right A B |
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Post #AxnDHtS7ySfgWRgJge by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog Many years ago I was an emacs user forced to work on a system whic… |
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Post #AxneBgqWd5RMRtMN9M by [email protected] |
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@rrb @GossiTheDog he doesnβt need a new operating system |
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Post #AxneBgwuFMXolgLT60 by [email protected] |
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@zarchasmpgmr @GossiTheDog Everybody needs a new operating system. |
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Post #AxoMzldrT8tlmj7pxI by [email protected] |
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@GossiTheDog delete system32 |
