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If you could "sunset" one programming language for good, what would i…
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@nixCraft Javascript. You know why.
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@nixCraft PHP it's long overdue, you can thank me later.
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@nixCraft typescript - so that I don't ever have to see any!
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@nixCraft Javascript and because Javascript
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@nixCraft Want to get rid of AI, too late. 😉
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Say "COBOL" at your own risk. I won't stop you, but don't com…
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@nixCraft rust because it's bloated
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@nixCraft Assembly. Let it all burn!
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@nixCraft if you say it three times, Grace Hopper shows up for your seance.
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@nixCraft VB.net - It's not super compatible with my brain but I'm forc…
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@nixCraft Python it has to go
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@nixCraft So I was going to crack a joke in COBOL in response, but I needed to …
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@nixCraft JavaScript, everyone knows why...
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@nixCraft Javascript because —
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@nixCraft The Beetlejuice of esolangs
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@rhold @nixCraft I came here to say that.
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@nixCraftJavascript.It was never meant to be used in servers and anything clien…
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@criffer @nixCraft I've come here to say the same 😂
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@nixCraft COBOL JOKE DIVISION.
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@nixCraft Rust. Just for the drama.
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@nixCraft brainfuck because:++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+&lt…
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@aadmaa2 @nixCraft Yep, that the why billions of lines of code are still in COB…
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@nixCraft Joining the chorus of folks wanting to sunset JavaScript/ECMAscript/T…
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@mynameisrichard @nixCraft JavaScript, then resurrect it and retire it a 2nd ti…
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@nixCraft I'm not sure "sunset" is quite the correct word, but I&…
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@nixCraft MUMPS. This time it's personal.
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@nixCraft RUST, for shits and giggles.
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@nixCraft Java. I never really liked coffee.
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@nixCraft xml, no question.The aesthetics reason enough đŸ˜”â€đŸ’«
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@y2k38 @nixCraft you make some good points
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@nixCraft Java. Throw its factory into the garbage.
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@nixCraft Ruby all the way.
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@nixCraft please do sunset INTERCAL. I imagine there are vast swathes of in pro…
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@Takiro @nixCraft Hey! I have fond memories of MUMPS. Though they are *memories…
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@humanfish @nixCraft assembly is not a programming language, it's machine c…
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@nixCraft Swift. It's time to give up the pretense that platforms invented …
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@nixCraft PromptIt’s insanity

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@nixCraft Java - write once, debug everywhere.
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@nixCraft The COBOL times were the days were compilers were programmed efficien…
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@nixCraft JavaScript, even his creator said it's a bad idea to continue usi…
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@nixCraft It is time for Go to go.Let me align my curly braces any way I wanna …
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@nixCraft java - a language without pointers raising null **pointer** exception…
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@nixCraft English.It's used to 'program' LLMs, it counts!
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JavaScript. Stop making everything in JavaScript, it is not for everything.
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@nixCraft JavaScript
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@tpaau17db @nixCraft My understanding is that it's a bit of a catch-all ter…
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@humanfish @nixCraft Oh, alright. And I went full-on redditor style :welp:
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@bhaskar write once, crash everywhere
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@nixCraft C++ cause its a bolt on of C. If you want OO, do it in Java, C#, Ru…
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@foo__ @nixCraft I wouldn’t dream of arguing in favor of javascript, and Gary…
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@nixCraft Visual Basic. So many people waste their time with that flawed design…
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@_RyekDarkener_ @nixCraft PL/1 was developed to replace both COBOL and Fortran.…
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@faraiwe @nixCraft > Grace Hopper shows up for your seance.Thx. I was wonder…
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@nixCraft react native because all react native apps feel like unoptimized webs…
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@nixCraft I learnt COBOL when it was already 'yesterday's language'…
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@nixCraft You triggered me to do a apt-cache search cobolWow...I've done ex…
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@nixCraft Python. Of course.Nothing that works would break....
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@nixCraft it’s regex of course
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@lfourrier @nixCraft Yeah. 1 MB RAM. My ATARI ST had 1 MB RAM. Good old times. …
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@nixCraft My paycheck barely shows up these days anyway. I'll take my chan…
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