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I'ts not just vibe coding; SAAS has just destroyed people's ideas of ho…
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@mhoye We're currently in a bind because we're being hit hard by a SAAS…
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“So, do you have a _database_ or do you have a table that happens to be store…
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@mhoye I like this question a lot. Just the right level of condescension and ju…
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@mhoye rofl 😆
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@mhoye @tante .oO( SQLite on pingfs consumed by CF worker - et voila serverless…
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@mhoye I've heard that one measurement per second is "big data." …
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@mhoye What's the old canard? Never underestimate the data transfer rate o…
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@ErgonWolf @mhoye Eh... a cat running off with a modern SD card in its mouth ha…
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@mhoye When "Big Data" can be processed entirely with sed and awk on …
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@dashdsrdash @mhoye slightly aside from your main point here, I quite like that…
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@0x2ba22e11 @dashdsrdash @mhoye I'd argue tiny data fits in the CPU cache (…
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@mhoye it could have been nested json in firebase
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@feonixrift this nested json in firebase could have been an email.
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@mhoye @feonixrift until you get a screenshot of an excel sheet you haven't…
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@ianturton Had a web development project in 2006 or so, modernizing a sales sys…
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@0x2ba22e11 @dashdsrdash @mhoye I feel like there's a cross-product involve…
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@dashdsrdash @mhoye "big data", sure, but try getting a excel->csv…
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@tito_swineflu @dashdsrdash @mhoye how do you get 150 lines without newlines? �…
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@f4grx I'm thinking: newlines to separate rows, yes, but no newlines within…
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@ives @mhoye Old tapes maybe. But current tape solutions can store literal peta…
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@ErgonWolf @ives @mhoye an LTO-9 tape stores 18 TB in a ~100x100x20 cartridge, …
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@mhoye I'm dealing with a system with a full AWS deployment costing hundre…
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@AMS as someone who does hobby #photography with a #DSLR my average day out sh…
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@mhoye we had a vendor that our data team was using for replicating our databas…
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@mhoye @rysiek The main difficulty in a migration is really just converting/for…
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@mhoye Mailing it? "Millions of records" is what, megabytes? Maybe a …
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@mhoye "Let me ask another way, was this migrated from a load-bearing Exce…
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@mhoye Reminds me of the (now defunct) AWS Snowmobile service, which transferre…
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@f4grx @dashdsrdash @[email protected] get csvs with no newlines (except…
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@AMS @0x2ba22e11 @mhoye These are all pretty reasonable definitions, but I thin…
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@ErgonWolf @mhoye We once calculated that the highest bandwidth channel across …
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@mhoye client: "we want big data"me: "so how many billions of en…
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@mhoye Colleague: "we need sentry to process this many log entries"me…
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@AMS @0x2ba22e11 @dashdsrdash @mhoye Big data is at the scale of "full tex…
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@tito_swineflu @dashdsrdash @mhoye at this point I give up and write a formula …
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@Colman @mhoye At least it's only "hundreds per month". I'd e…
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@mhoye Millions of rows is kind of the lower limit of anything I deal with … …
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@kly omg that's less than 5 req/s
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@mhoye wat?
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@mhoye a reasonably beefy dos system could probably run a mailmerge on that man…
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@mhoyeI call this "diseducation" but its probably just systematic dis…
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@josgeluksed @f4grx @tito_swineflu @dashdsrdash @mhoye
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@mhoye I worked at Microsoft for five years. IT departments are as prone to con…
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@adrake @mhoye maybe you should offer to sell a licence for your solution to hi…
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@mhoye LOL
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@dashdsrdash @mhoye Last century's.
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@mhoye fastest bulk data transfer protocol: dhl://
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@mhoye This Kubernetes cluster could have been an #EMFCamp badge... http://badg…
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@afeinman @mhoye "is the spreadsheet still in use?"
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@0x2ba22e11 my laptop has two NVMe slots, and 8 TB drives are vaguely affordabl…
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@mhoye So.. That's smaller in all ways than our DB for the preprod system t…
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@admin @mhoye Should be about 1GB compressed assuming nothing weird data wise. …
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@operand @ives @mhoye True, but the assertion was that a cat with a single SD c…
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@admin @mhoye pretty sure the CPU on an Eye-Fi (WiFi SD card) could handle a da…
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@admin @mhoye Assuming an average record size of 1KB, 1GB.
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@dashdsrdash @mhoye Last year's laptop?More like a decade ago's phone, …
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@mhoye Mailing the SD card (or implementing RFC1149) has much higher throughput…
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@ErgonWolfFrom Chairman Morrow (George Morrow). @mhoye
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@josgeluk @tito_swineflu @dashdsrdash @mhoye ah, ok!
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@adrake @mhoye explicity
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@ErgonWolf @operand @mhoye You're totally right when you talk about modern …
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@ErgonWolf @ives @mhoye fair enough, I missed that!
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