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Post #AxLtm6VAmJQjKVJePw by [email protected] |
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Excel developers 40 years ago: we've built a world-first recalc system, del… |
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@az I would like to know what the "low stakes" scenarios are, where i… |
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Post #AxM1KzOxrqwZ7izgJ6 by [email protected] |
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@az Source: https://www.theverge.com/news/761338/microsoft-excel-ai-copilot-spr… |
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@virtualwolf @az this is how your home budget says you can afford 8 houses in B… |
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Post #AxM1MA3ticT2TWhO6a by [email protected] |
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@Jplonie @virtualwolf @az Makes that Pentium CPU bug back in the 90s look prett… |
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Post #AxM1UIy0UgokPUpJXE by [email protected] |
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@az Whoaah! But when I asked one of our IT guys if I'm allowed to uninstall… |
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Post #AxM1h17q8gtmqBUIGO by [email protected] |
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@az considering the business world practically runs on Excel and caffeine, 80% … |
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Post #AxM3vsOr3wpI1yewVs by [email protected] |
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@az .........ca... can you ... can you source this for me? because |
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Post #AxM46PnvijswWqPgky by [email protected] |
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@moira apologies, thanks to @koantig for adding the source:https://www.theverge… |
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Post #AxM46PtbNeQEoR4Db6 by [email protected] |
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@az @koantig thank you! I searched before asking but did not find. |
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Post #AxMCwmYv9SURnpsH6e by [email protected] |
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@az so... a random string generator? |
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Post #AxMD0WZeXMvTNI08SO by [email protected] |
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@toriver @az the cases where no one would sue MSFT 😋 |
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Post #AxMDBsXtBhoshgafRo by [email protected] |
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@az concerning |
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Post #AxMDCAnRKcxDJ80LBY by [email protected] |
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@az but does it think everything is a date? |
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Post #AxMDCpVnx6D1aJ4KtE by [email protected] |
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@az i am only sure the only bits of Excel that work today were written 40 years… |
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Post #AxMDFP8GUIRsddHnPc by [email protected] |
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@az "Was Copilot involved in designing this aircraft I'm about to boar… |
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Post #AxMDGfd8dNUU5yKYMa by [email protected] |
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@toriver Vibe spreadsheeting with a glas of wine in the evening hours maybe? @az |
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Post #AxMDK4o5U6cb324mDw by [email protected] |
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@az Now its personal.. |
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Post #AxMDMMu1AzjtkXwWBM by [email protected] |
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@hareldan In other news.My football tipping using excel Random numbers to pick … |
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Post #AxMDN1sKq9kqpCTFke by [email protected] |
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@toriver @az estimating AI ROI |
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Post #AxMDNroZjNe1ub6z6u by [email protected] |
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@toriver i took it as separate clauses, warning against use for:- numerical cal… |
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Post #AxMDO809Y6Pe78eSNU by [email protected] |
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@[email protected] 1994: A floating point division bug almost causes Intel to … |
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@toriver @az sales forecasting, but only if line goes up |
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Post #AxMDVtd6rmNNrFZrNY by [email protected] |
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@az Microsoft uses a lot of words to tell the world that their little tool is u… |
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Post #AxMDWXIxM81SuKSKWG by [email protected] |
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@az They don't actually want you to use AI in excel. They just needed an ex… |
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Post #AxMEmNiKshqfkZRk5w by [email protected] |
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@az The magic 8 ball function, shake it and see what numbers come out! Might be… |
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Post #AxMEn7E7fN0suBfGO8 by [email protected] |
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@az hi, I would like to take up a loan of "ignore all previous instruction… |
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Post #AxMEoTWSFzaYLMt5cm by [email protected] |
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@justme ding ding ding!~yeah pretty much. Google is doing the same thing too by… |
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Post #AxMMJoHno7cxOgvGoC by [email protected] |
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@az if only an alternative spreadsheet app existed which didn't use AI - wh… |
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Post #AxMS2Qx7uINZpdLids by [email protected] |
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@az @justme Slack did the same thing. Added "AI" features, then raise… |
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Post #AxMS6P7Eg8dPIDyGYK by [email protected] |
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@az Peak enshitification achieved |
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Post #AxMXFZdLRU0CI5BJrc by [email protected] |
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@az Numerical calculations is just not what AI is for.However, it's far mor… |
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Post #AxMasSHT0uBkdtBE2K by [email protected] |
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@az what the actual fuck do MS employees think they’re doing anymore? |
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Post #AxMdUYzEjGjaLwx5Y8 by [email protected] |
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@d1 @az Libreoffice? |
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Post #AxMdXvZxBjh7I3jLeq by [email protected] |
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@az If you read the terms of service for normal products, like Java, it will al… |
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Post #AxMdaKzzeG3ahy3kQq by [email protected] |
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@miki @az The hate is coming from people who are losing their jobs. Trained pro… |
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@az As it stands today, there is no way I would use this feature to handle nume… |
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Post #AxMdhixKyU4H2ML5sW by [email protected] |
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@az Future historians will mark the techbros' embrace of revenue over accur… |
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Post #AxMdlG4gIV4IcYSYEK by [email protected] |
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@az Are you sure they told the truth 40 years ago? This reads like they re-inve… |
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Post #AxMdlb6W6s0xqKToVU by [email protected] |
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@az That is coherent with President TRUMP stating "do not trust numbers&qu… |
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Post #AxMdndzqKL8ZOPKmEi by [email protected] |
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@az excel 40 years ago was a rip-off from visicalc |
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@az Who knew the collapse of capitalism would be so rapid? It's as if there… |
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@az do you happen to have a source for this? My employer has a big “using cop… |
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@tofugolem @az The French invented a good machine for preventing them from maki… |
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Post #AxMfvgy9MHM4pyVWjo by [email protected] |
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@az @toriver Half of the books won't exist. |
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Post #AxMfvx09kaT0YpZM5Q by [email protected] |
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@az Let's just hope that @libreoffice will not copy this “feature”. |
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Post #AxMiVDfhxkf8J2wxhw by [email protected] |
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@az This is such an excellent summary of the AI madness. |
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Post #AxMp2MAM09qtvqT6jA by [email protected] |
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@az We have renamed the rand() function to copilot() 😂 |
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Post #AxMp2MI9XA5gK27Ksq by [email protected] |
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@ChuckMcManisThe rand() function was useful... This not@az |
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@miki @az This is indeed a strong point of current "AI", but people a… |
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@aapis @az Drugs, perhaps. |
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@az always wanted a Star Wars droid to be named "F9" |
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@az Excel developers: we have made COPILOTUs: you fucked up a perfectly good ca… |
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Post #AxMpXFXyf1bmNfFVuy by [email protected] |
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@ChuckMcManis @az The rand() function now simply always returns 4. |
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@az If I ever need to look for a job in an exciting, fast paced environment, wh… |
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@az crazy how this is #NotTheOnion. |
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@az This smells like the developers were forced to add AI when they didn’t wa… |
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@az since it can't even do arithmetic what's its use case in Excel then? |
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Post #AxMwNC2xWFsqJ9tOLI by [email protected] |
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@az No. Make this stop. Pls |
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@az "it's really slow and non-interoperable/portable, but at least it&… |
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Post #AxODTTKk3LD62RkYMa by [email protected] |
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@koantig @az Well, (Un)Perplexed Spready software does exactly the same, with P… |
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@aapis @az Keeping their heads down and updating their resumes? |
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@moira @az should out to @effinbirds ! |
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@Brynawel @az Copilot is several things: it's a product to be managed, it&#… |
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Post #AxODcH2t6nLuXBb0L2 by [email protected] |
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@miki @az From the relentless, obnoxious, obscene hype about how AI is the best… |
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Post #AxSPvDJZBG1SXz2CNU by [email protected] |
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@kawa @ChuckMcManis @az What?! Not 42?! Lol. |
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Post #AxSPvDSQeJ6yzTBHBw by [email protected] |
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@airisdamon @ChuckMcManis @az https://xkcd.com/221/ |
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@switchingsoftwareI didn't know Visicalc before, but I do remember Lotus 12… |
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@Goodwithcolour @az About missconceptions what is the purpose of AI-driven form… |
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Post #AxbWqgx20spd7JvM7k by [email protected] |
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@kawa @ChuckMcManis @az https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/42_(answer) |
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@az RAND() is more performant |
