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Post #AxKpOHCClxAmZWrnLk by [email protected] |
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I like when a job's skills section is just every acronym they've ever h… |
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Post #AxKpf4EgD8hFIf1yEa by [email protected] |
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@foone We're looking for people who lie about their skills! |
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Post #AxKpfE57bWzbpudTiy by [email protected] |
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Post #AxKpjZZDfDu3d9moU4 by [email protected] |
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@foone there’s an open test engineer position where I work and they clearly j… |
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Post #AxKpjgLITNvSe0KIFs by [email protected] |
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@foone I have experienced it, but I didn't like it, and nobody's ever g… |
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Post #AxKppNOLqP7DbhTDWa by [email protected] |
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OH GOD IF YOU SAY YES THEY ASK HOW MANY YEARS OF EXPERIENCE YOU HAVE |
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Post #AxKpsWZ4CEYIvOz1nc by [email protected] |
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@foone "much to my frequent regret" |
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Post #AxKpuUjDzhAToEfrZQ by [email protected] |
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@foone "I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcIMIyQ… |
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Post #AxKq0aqk9FmcX16Clk by [email protected] |
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@foone Spring is Required but java isn't: 🤔 |
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Post #AxKq3gGuRhCcDToIZU by [email protected] |
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@foone lol omg |
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Post #AxKq6iIVN2BXMs0E9w by [email protected] |
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@foone "hello yes I have a lot of experience in *checks notes* 3/4/5G, DNS… |
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Post #AxKqAPLFmzS3ji39jk by [email protected] |
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@foone they need it to estimate how many more you can bear |
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Post #AxKqVvNrquBLC7X516 by [email protected] |
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@foone I got asked this one once |
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Post #AxKqVvUFTBHnVuWAxk by [email protected] |
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@xoli god I wish I could drop back to part-time |
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Post #AxKqdlzaeb84Nqv4Hw by [email protected] |
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@Chase clearly they're doing spring with C++ somehow |
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Post #AxKqh9gN20X8j3XgUC by [email protected] |
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@foone how familiar are you with conducting cellular respiration? |
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Post #AxKqmCqog7ru05pwiu by [email protected] |
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@foone The obvious answer is “Yes" ... And the follow up “how many ye… |
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Post #AxKqsyqf8bImbEzknI by [email protected] |
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@foone Oh is that what's going on? Thanks mate. |
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Post #AxKr0vFqNpmZloYoLo by [email protected] |
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@foone Maybe it's used for bullshit detection? Because someone who claim to… |
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Post #AxKr1h2MjFWPxucj0S by [email protected] |
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@foone Now I remember! We need 7 years XML Experience, but XML has been around… |
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Post #AxKr541thSKc8z0nnE by [email protected] |
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I'm pretty sure Indeed is intentionally preventing users from hiding AI job… |
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Post #AxKrB2tYpZ6YMYxso4 by [email protected] |
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job listing: "Sr. Edge AI Systems Engineer"indeed: "Do you want … |
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Post #AxKrK1lgOGlLTQYxMG by [email protected] |
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@foone [ Yes ] [ Maybe Later ] |
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Post #AxKrKb6ozfT557ipfM by [email protected] |
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@foone Ah yes, that integral skill "Oracle" |
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Post #AxKrNxETCDAyZ4tsSu by [email protected] |
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@growlph I mean, if you could hire people who could see the future, wouldn'… |
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Post #AxKrezpslmYjYuWfOC by [email protected] |
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@foone if you answer 0 ("no one else is real, there is only me") they… |
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Post #AxKrjSSkHHdlVMpbHc by [email protected] |
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@foone Maybe it would help with determining what software stacks to hire for |
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Post #AxKrnmf57WkVJEfEie by [email protected] |
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@foone pretty sure this means you can sue them for asking for your age, in viol… |
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Post #AxKrtmRopRAyNpJth2 by [email protected] |
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@gsuberland nah because they only ask up to a max of 20 years, and the US's… |
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Post #AxKs3S0xeaCZuHMv8C by [email protected] |
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@foone lmao wow |
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Post #AxKs7DAEoD4D0WV7RI by [email protected] |
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@foone I keep finding myself trying to be open to the idea that maybe AI might … |
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Post #AxKsCg6kckhoDsTcZM by [email protected] |
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I keep hearing that AI is replacing programmers, but there sure are a lot of do… |
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Post #AxKsCkRSVhe9fGCDOy by [email protected] |
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at least one of them is hiring programmers for their AI programming product |
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Post #AxKsM6CGzk7pk7YHFw by [email protected] |
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WHO PROGRAMS THE PROGRAMMERS? |
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Post #AxKsSHL2U5i22DbBaq by [email protected] |
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@foone Yes, but the last version I used was Interpersonal Communication 98. |
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Post #AxKsZ1w29TfaI07dI0 by [email protected] |
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@foone I can imagine someone seriously responding that they're doomed BECAU… |
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Post #AxKsc7qKdtBxTuvn3g by [email protected] |
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@foone Quis custardiet ipsos custardes?(Who throws custard pies at the clowns?) |
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Post #AxKsgigFcjTCtBPGPg by [email protected] |
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@foone less than one |
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Post #AxKskJh0TBZqY6TW3E by [email protected] |
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@foone see also builder dot ai |
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Post #AxKsoObQ9mRAw2o7yC by [email protected] |
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@foone @gsuberland I mean, if you're legally allowed to drink in USA, then … |
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Post #AxKstpLo8RBhLD5uvA by [email protected] |
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I thought about translating that into latin but it's too early in the morni… |
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Post #AxKtELqz03vPwFSm6y by [email protected] |
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@foone Numquam nimis mane est linguae Latinae |
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Post #AxKtLIpSdxngaL494q by [email protected] |
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@foone having been looking for SWEng work twice this year (eyeroll), I have com… |
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Post #AxKtWJEXTp5p1c2nqq by [email protected] |
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@foone Programmers program the programmers who program the programmers who prog… |
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Post #AxKuSaDOV7xUUKIPB2 by [email protected] |
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@foone I think they accidentally posted their build status page |
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Post #AxKvA4s2OsNy162vpI by [email protected] |
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@foone Oracle, the DB, the ERP, the SIP trunk management ? All of the above ? |
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Post #AxKwelIdJZpeFWgJ1c by [email protected] |
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@foone Its recursion all the way down |
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Post #AxKxAYlrQnLSewVyj2 by [email protected] |
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@foone surely SQL and NoSQL should be exclusive radio-buttons |
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Post #AxKxAYsF34RuyjV4fg by [email protected] |
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@u0421793 you'd think, but apparently they need both |
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Post #AxKxAYycfLYNIWUAcK by [email protected] |
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@u0421793 fortunately I'm both a pope and an antipope, so I speak contradic… |
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Post #AxKy6cafO9RpIixs5A by [email protected] |
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@foone No PHP? 🤣 They suck. |
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Post #AxKyPwZLKgDglXYjLM by [email protected] |
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@foone In an odd (or... traditional) way, that one just fits Kafka. |
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Post #AxKztQbwoeVSI8OtsG by [email protected] |
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@NuclearOatmeal PHP is on the list of languages that I know, but don't put … |
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Post #AxL0NaReolOdTjy5SK by [email protected] |
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@foone Eh. It pays the bills, and is putting the kids through college. But I&#… |
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Post #AxL18EuMi2jgIFdqiG by [email protected] |
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@NuclearOatmeal for sure. my PHP aversion is less "it's a bad language… |
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Post #AxL2AtXygZuCrl04uG by [email protected] |
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@foone Yea I'm pretty suspicious about the "inability" to apply s… |
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Post #AxL2u7xRxAMuakU0u0 by [email protected] |
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@foone I hear a lot of "AI is replacing programmers" but I notice the… |
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Post #AxL32XeiIFXobnjQAa by [email protected] |
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@foone Also how are Jira and Confluence relevant? Anyone can figure out how to … |
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Post #AxL6bqWeQWsD8AUE3U by [email protected] |
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@foone I wonder if meowing counts. 🤔 |
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Post #AxL6urX6uCmXl0ljxQ by [email protected] |
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@foone tangentially, I like that they require both SQL and NoSQL |
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Post #AxL7dt1mCAfvQLa8kC by [email protected] |
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@heathen_cat it really should! |
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Post #AxL7vD56tBUgXhOy36 by [email protected] |
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@foone this is very funny and very sad |
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Post #AxL8RQh5oTSW1nX00O by [email protected] |
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@foone I wonder if you checked off 5g and 4g but not 3g they are like welp no u… |
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Post #AxLE3MIV6jUbAPvxcO by [email protected] |
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@foone One 84 year old hermit who lives in a cave in the Alps. He still hand c… |
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Post #AxLJBdvRwweRvYvCSG by [email protected] |
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@foone where’s the maybe button |
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Post #AxLP0QjVG7MbYCN0vg by [email protected] |
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@foone They program themselves, thats why they all refuse to accept each others… |
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@foone I'd like to have a few words with them, because they wrote way too m… |
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Post #AxLUBP2MP6gBFOF48O by [email protected] |
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@mmu_man I know, right? I have so many tickets to file! |
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Post #AxLV8OvmRSw40HISjg by [email protected] |
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@foone i've gone 50 years wishing someone had |
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Post #AxLaNx0yV84PpKxc4e by [email protected] |
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@darkling @foone if by clowns we mean techbros, pick me pick me pick me! |
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Post #AxLyXXD5h7bhaijLlo by [email protected] |
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@foone fuller stack developer |
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Post #AxM2Amqdmq0BFPdckC by [email protected] |
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@fooneSQL (required)NoSQL (required)MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY |
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Post #AxM2Xu2ZDC0ODNEsme by [email protected] |
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@foone sounds like what an AI would do lol |
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Post #AxQ3BcJtIE33TG7RTc by [email protected] |
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@foone You know how some dev boards use two identical MCUs, one of which progra… |
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Post #AxlrpXer7XAGciJZw0 by [email protected] |
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@foone AI (Required) 😠 |
