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Post #AxHRtFRGNIANj2GXNg by [email protected] |
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I was waiting for a Lyft and the driver approached from the opposite side of th… |
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Post #AxHRtFXdzZGq2pFdKK by [email protected] |
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Consider this an invitation to write your eulogy about me now because I'd h… |
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Post #AxHRtFdJeTo8KPuAAS by [email protected] |
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@Alice She was one cool hotdog 🌭 |
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Post #AxHWZYyaWaVwIbHniC by [email protected] |
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@Alice When I first saw Alice, I mistook her for hotdogman from the Life is Str… |
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Post #AxHY2XxDVICVTt1rF2 by [email protected] |
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Here lies @AliceHotdog breadSomething somethingMustard spread |
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Post #AxHYWKrOkc09YhVn6G by [email protected] |
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Post #AxHYYCx57nTNbv3y40 by [email protected] |
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@Alice "Alice lived so long that everyone in their life died years ago. T… |
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Post #AxHYaIMNzLMaxktUum by [email protected] |
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@Alice “What can I say about Alice? No really. What am I legally able to say?… |
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Post #AxHYfLajOxokQt0sEK by [email protected] |
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@Mrfunkedude You're hired! |
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Post #AxHYfLgP3sM2iTfP4S by [email protected] |
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@Alice I should do it for a living. “I didn’t know Tom, or as I like to cal… |
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Post #AxHYfLm4imtL04Jvua by [email protected] |
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@Mrfunkedude I hate funerals, but I MIGHT go to one if you'll promise to be… |
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Post #AxHYnStw6l3NQ6roUy by [email protected] |
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@Alice "Of all of the hotdogs posting on Mastodon, she definitely was one … |
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Post #AxHYoPXe5HHPI3tLRg by [email protected] |
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@Alice And She Was 🎶 |
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Post #AxHYpgRKk6AfzMXv4i by [email protected] |
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I think we're okay! I’m in this weird level of purgatory where I’m list… |
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Post #AxHYpgXMNgzYI3MjT6 by [email protected] |
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@Alice My wife is having a PTSD flashback to when she worked at KCCN. |
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Post #AxHYsj0xcuNMqIf1hw by [email protected] |
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@Alice Raised neurosis to a hilarious art form. |
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Post #AxHZpPgv75ZjzwGuBs by [email protected] |
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@catsalad I haven't seen such a beautiful pairing of words since T-Pain rhy… |
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Post #AxHi8XjiE2oG5JD6eG by [email protected] |
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@AliceI saw this post before I saw the one that led to it, and want you to know… |
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Post #AxHiA6YkEufkNNpDWK by [email protected] |
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@Alice Alice was perfectly fine 👍🏼 |
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Post #AxHiAJnl0PPBRhwtE0 by [email protected] |
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@Alice She made one hell of a fondue. But those high kicks near their candle ho… |
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Post #AxHiAKCvUpXQhlizSK by [email protected] |
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@Alice I mean Sterno, not candles. Which sounds an awful lot like something tha… |
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Post #AxHiAKbk0ZO5wjKo8O by [email protected] |
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@Alice See, if I don’t finish the eulogy, she can’t really be gone!Yo barke… |
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Post #AxHiDSiAKrnXwppg5A by [email protected] |
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@nyquildotorg 😂🖤 |
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Post #AxHiFbCtigoSsNE5JI by [email protected] |
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@Dennis Thanks, Dennis! As one of my oldest friends, your Luke warm review mean… |
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Post #AxHiGjRsYyOCj6m2Nc by [email protected] |
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@Alice I miss you so much in advance! 😭 |
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Post #AxHiGwPsLjVkwew7Yu by [email protected] |
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@Alice "When I go, I do hope to go out like Alice did, sleeping peacefully… |
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Post #AxHiIE7Y0iNw8yyc6K by [email protected] |
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@Alice Bob Marley serenades us on our journey into the antechamber of Hades. |
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Post #AxHiIbjGEfDbMbnYZs by [email protected] |
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@steter Drop it on eBay with a reasonable buy it now and I light humor it. |
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Post #AxHiNsecjeo5Iv8yFU by [email protected] |
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@Alice Alice didn't murder anyone I care about, and for that I'm gratef… |
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Post #AxHiSHmXFmLaOVwdyy by [email protected] |
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@LoganFive @KevBot Kev would never let his favorite flannel shirt get buried! |
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Post #AxHiUlKWMhRUcE1RhI by [email protected] |
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@Alice This is why I don't use rideshares. Well that and because all major … |
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Post #AxHpCNFrpucAPm1ZwG by [email protected] |
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@Alice I was taking an uber once with @retrosponge when the driver suddenly dec… |
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Post #AxHpDNTqU2dRP52cKm by [email protected] |
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@Alice Alice was great - she posted a lot and made me smile! |
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Post #AxHpGAFe7p4RF8jDii by [email protected] |
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@Alice Dood, we needs you! :azarigani_dancing: :flying_hearts: |
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Post #AxHpGALflPtJXpY276 by [email protected] |
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@wendinoakland @Alice Daily. ❤️ |
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Post #AxHpGBLi2lVyeEZZoG by [email protected] |
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@Alice Lady Alice of Beige Party Castle always had the hot doggiest profile pic… |
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Post #AxHpHHLjDhvzXz6YHQ by [email protected] |
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@Alice Alice's messages were notoriously difficult to intercept in transit,… |
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@Alice She was a good dog.No fancy condiments, like that over dressed Chicago d… |
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@Alice It's grim but you should make sure that your guestbook can accept an… |
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Post #AxIC6TglIhWJZplHhw by [email protected] |
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@Alice An ante-mortem eulogy . . . "And so, Alice will come to this, arran… |
