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Post #Ax8Ei2XGIs0xe5n7ce by [email protected] |
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I'm on the server floor of a "highly secure data center with 24/7/365 … |
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Post #Ax8Ei2rT5kB4elFG7M by [email protected] |
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No photo or name. The general vibe here is "we'll punch you if you tak… |
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Post #Ax8Ei38U4TmxVXCqdk by [email protected] |
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My joke was not appreciated. Maybe Mastodon likes it:"Oh, is this that pen… |
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Post #Ax8Ei3Pr1tgQNPKiiO by [email protected] |
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This Is Just To QuackI have walkedall acrossthe data centerfloor spaceon whichy… |
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Post #Ax8Ei3gW1x0jD581gW by [email protected] |
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No, it's not the DuckDuckGo datacenter. For a moment it did become the Duck… |
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Post #Ax8Ei3xB20L22kvKee by [email protected] |
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I'll probably go there again on Friday. Hoping they ask me to sign another … |
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Post #Ax8EnqEax2zLERpIVU by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn You know what you must post. |
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Post #Ax8GtlZhO90eQUeODQ by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn It just wanted a quick look (it was a peeking duck) 🦆 |
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Post #Ax8HbnRxmGwKz41lB2 by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Ducks eat bugs. It was probably there to help with debugging. Ha!https:… |
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Post #Ax8J9h2ME9T0tVmGmG by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn One of my kids is a pestie. He mostly does food factories - I don't… |
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Post #Ax8K6G0oLghsABynya by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn It got in viaduct??? |
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Post #Ax8LduKLZxpsi0j8iW by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Ducks can be very persistent if they decide they want to do something. … |
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Post #Ax8MsYqvnpSIPAWGFU by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn after event RCA: "we need to discuss a new threat/risk that we had… |
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Post #Ax8N7WNbHPOX4vvwMy by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Somebody’s goose is going to be cooked. |
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Post #Ax8NEefypej2pvvrNo by [email protected] |
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Update: the duck was eventually removed from the premises. It required a bit of… |
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Post #Ax8NEeoqIhoZHQ4wCG by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn I used to be a newspaper reporter in Kent, UK, and I remember writing a… |
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Post #Ax8NEewzoOKvghtRuC by [email protected] |
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@arratoon @Pepijn I hear those nuclear seals are really important.https://techn… |
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Post #Ax8NEfLSLRu0uZKz20 by [email protected] |
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Lol @ the person(s?) going through my post history to find the name of the data… |
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Post #Ax8NEfoAcgs4Lclumu by [email protected] |
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Dinner time. I've never before been sooo tempted by the duck option 🦆 �… |
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Post #Ax8NFJK5hwZstv0SSO by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn I think we'd all love a picture of said duck. Was he running around… |
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Post #Ax8ODtryxPR9chkYkK by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn this whole thread is fucking glorious 😁 thank you for sharing! |
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Post #Ax8OEXW3YLfKaHnc7k by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Who the hell do you work for? Section 31? 😂 |
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Post #Ax8OEXbjDGCcrsS8xs by [email protected] |
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@argv_minus_one I work for a place where they really enjoy duck jokes that ofte… |
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Post #Ax8OErLRpV405AzQMi by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Are they isolating her with a firewall? |
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Post #Ax8OErTFMVImTMdeWO by [email protected] |
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@zillion @Pepijn that only works on psyducks |
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Post #Ax8OEragupFyqS7b7o by [email protected] |
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@Dasy2k1 @zillion @Pepijn |
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Post #Ax8OJ1xIK2dW9GgIAy by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Does she have a name? |
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Post #Ax8OJ3Ocxu5ucKTdQ0 by [email protected] |
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@WhiteCatTamer Thanks. I'll be sending that to some people tomorrow |
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Post #Ax8OMqE7s2KKvoN4Ay by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn screw you |
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Post #Ax8OMqMHNiqhL6BZsu by [email protected] |
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@venite @Pepijn Male Duck: Screw? Yes. |
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Post #Ax8OPX3bbE8kLXjWSm by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Oh, please conserve in your mind the faces that people are making right… |
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Post #Ax8OPXAhAroMhX3BVw by [email protected] |
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@slothrop The very first moment everyone noticed was the best. A moment of sudd… |
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Post #Ax8OPY7BfObDcwPtgW by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn The only way this could still get better was if the duck was followed b… |
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Post #Ax8OSHAD9CR1vG8CMS by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Serious Data Security Guy is probably Very Serious. 😐🦆 |
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Post #Ax8OWavxaIHCOfWbM8 by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn That is hilarious. Hope she's doing well and that there are at leas… |
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Post #Ax8OYKU1ia6VxJHooK by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn They may have a duck pond for a water cooler! 🙃 |
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Post #Ax8OcEdHPfIWy5Tcpc by [email protected] |
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@venite @Pepijn cursed knowledge |
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Post #Ax8OcEib5tYFEZxs7U by [email protected] |
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@wurzelmann The day David Attenborough narrated the passionate mating ritual of… |
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Post #Ax8OdTqOLIXQR3CgSW by [email protected] |
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@venetiana Quack! It's nice to be able to share the things I do at work 🦆 |
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Post #Ax8OdTwPytMIjk1Uqu by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn i laughed so hard ☺️ thank you. 🦆🦆🦆 |
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Post #Ax8OeqajFnVzH5WsLY by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn she's the 24/7/365 security |
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Post #Ax8Ofn97Y5UIsY4A0O by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Well, maybe they didn't appreciate it, but I quacked up. 😉 |
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Post #Ax8OgpUcJEi6RkcEOe by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn is this to say we've all been duckrolled? |
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Post #Ax8OgpclovESr2Qk6a by [email protected] |
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@vxo @Pepijn "Agents Darkwing and Daffy, you can go home now, Mallard quac… |
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Post #Ax8OojqXBdOLFcdeaW by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn "Then you'd know you're screwed." |
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Post #Ax8Oq8tNYIMRDddebI by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Somehow Gary Larson already foresaw this future. |
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Post #Ax8Os3pbL72y6NmojY by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn ok who forgot they’re supposed to be rubber |
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Post #Ax8OtIhnWVYaWTjAlE by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Iemand die het alsnog gaat zoeken in je historische toots is een maller… |
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Post #Ax8OtNmae7MSGn0ZQO by [email protected] |
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@RensBloom Hah 🙂 |
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Post #Ax8OzQKu4725vVwFpg by [email protected] |
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@venite so that's a maybe |
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Post #Ax8P0YKdp4Pr0yM28u by [email protected] |
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@wurzelmann married to an ecologist, send help @Pepijn |
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Post #Ax8P2RCBKKAVScIQhU by [email protected] |
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@Pepijnso could the openings be fixed with duck tape?? |
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Post #Ax8P2RICxuzNlJ7F5s by [email protected] |
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@young_ullrich It took soooo much longer than I thought for this comment to app… |
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Post #Ax8P2ROaaC5q566L2W by [email protected] |
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@Pepijnif you're late to the party you'll better be hittin that dancefl… |
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Post #Ax8P2qWFAs4S04sIwS by [email protected] |
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@PepijnThey'll just put it on your bill |
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Post #Ax8P5CenpvfTEu0CYK by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn zou je daarna degene die “een krokant van zuurdesem” heeft geschrev… |
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Post #Ax8P5CkTUqClWUejOS by [email protected] |
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@venite Goede suggestie. Ik overleg het even met de familie Van uh Valk. |
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Post #Ax8P5Cqr77JDqHdpL6 by [email protected] |
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@venite Zal ik ze ook vragen WTF een rustiek brood is? En of het nog wel vers i… |
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Post #Ax8P6ZAFdmjdKlMVEW by [email protected] |
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@paul_ipv6 "ducks" go right below "micro drones" and just a… |
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Post #Ax8P6ZGdG3q5eYLbBA by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn new hire: "so, this security check here that involves kneeling dow… |
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Post #Ax8P6zKQMaJyTqJzhQ by [email protected] |
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@waltman Not sure. There's definitely a nickname, and I quote:"that du… |
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Post #Ax8P6zQnyrQQndJ5e4 by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn @waltman there are quite often ducks in the yard in my work and the res… |
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Post #Ax8P99noONRtXn6M6q by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Yep, from life like I said. |
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Post #Ax8PAib4VptTkMt3Dc by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn I'd try that joke from the parking lot 😃 |
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Post #Ax8PGsj5lTHqtrZqkq by [email protected] |
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@tirrimas @zillion @Pepijn |
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Post #Ax8PQHXYsNTKSvfNDs by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn I'm sure that the investigation will get to the root cause of this … |
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Post #Ax8Pc3YsfsHSaPtjd2 by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Don't need a photo, but how the hell could she have entered ??? |
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Post #Ax8PdWk1fcGZNKoQ8O by [email protected] |
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@WhiteCatTamer @Pepijn this is hilarious 😂 |
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Post #Ax8Pj9sba9UyD0VhSa by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn You definitely deserve it. I'm not so sure about the duck, though |
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Post #Ax8Pw31mMwaYipwoBk by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn This made my day 😂Thanks for sharing the story! |
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Post #Ax8QaGx41GhxUQvG5o by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Not the red team with a undercover USB Rubber Duck? 😁 |
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Post #Ax8S8oHCj006e3NLua by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn This whole incident takes the meaning of "duck testing" in st… |
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Post #Ax8SgdI64jiQQ4vAwK by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn ik wil zelf ook liever niet verrast worden door dips maar ik ben bang d… |
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Post #Ax8SgdOpfh6Sky4YRE by [email protected] |
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@venite Het bleek gewoon net iets te zachte roomboter te zijn. |
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Post #Ax8SgdUrJHvL3etMpc by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn ok dat verrast me wel idd |
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Post #Ax8Soli4epxkqax2P2 by [email protected] |
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Figured this can do with a meme ;-) Dinner was good btw. I had a goat cheese sa… |
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Post #Ax8TIfpz3Vu7K0uX8C by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Pivot to DuckDB gone... right? |
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Post #Ax8U6lO2hJ5J0nj4ng by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn oh noes, have they been quacked? |
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Post #Ax8VPJFBejLfBVzWL2 by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn ahh you did say it!! 😁 |
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Post #Ax8VlOChtZngwGMN2O by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn The Fediverse is here for you. |
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Post #Ax8VuRMhVm8BLiLm08 by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn excellent, that means Jeff made it past perimeter security. Please rele… |
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Post #Ax8Wh09LUDX18EG7iS by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Many years ago I worked at an organization where a Bat was discovered i… |
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Post #Ax8WxfCaceuv5Qingm by [email protected] |
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@arratoon @Pepijn oh link your article please! |
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Post #Ax8WzuY0XVdnG6oMs4 by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn As an owner of (runner) ducks I've learned they are quite good at e… |
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Post #Ax8X1z2anwA3m26bJY by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn loool |
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Post #Ax8XWr5cPtqa5gF2lE by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn OMG. I’m a retired infosec guy and this is someboy’s worst nightmar… |
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Post #Ax8XWrC02Ax2PTE8hs by [email protected] |
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@jappel Someone got to pet a cool duck though! So there's a silver lining. |
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Post #Ax8XWrINeS3UjGDEeW by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Indeed! I’m sure all those present who aren’t shitting bricks are l… |
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Post #Ax8XWrNhKgJCzkhTwO by [email protected] |
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@jappel That's the exact scenario I saw play out. A bunch of very stressed … |
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Post #Ax8XWrU4wxPfJXgZt2 by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn My son: “I believe that is a quack in security.” |
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Post #Ax8XWrZOdBfNa2ApAu by [email protected] |
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@jappel Excellent 👍 |
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Post #Ax8XWrg8E93PuvKCfo by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn If you do happen to find out just how the duck successfully infiltrated… |
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Post #Ax8XWrlnt3aiCVyjVw by [email protected] |
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@jappel I found out. Unfortunately (trust me, for various reasona I'd sooo … |
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Post #Ax8XXdEpOxjbQ8v4mO by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn "...openings which should not have been openings"OMG, having … |
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Post #Ax8XXeNj9MRmy25hI0 by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn bonus points for the first person to shout "What the Duck!?!" |
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Post #Ax8XXeUSkJppIvF4mu by [email protected] |
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@kimlockhartga https://mastodon.online/@Pepijn/115022229791990036 ;-) |
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Post #Ax8XXpPCAF9p9lrWbY by [email protected] |
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@PepijnI thought when a toad went hopping by me while working in a similarly de… |
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Post #Ax8XXpWHjspRVlBBei by [email protected] |
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@bobkmertz I dunno. Toad's pretty cool as well. Did you (try to) catch it? |
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Post #Ax8XY2pCGsgGmB7yRE by [email protected] |
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@gahlord @alper Now that's pro-level-lead-auditing right there :-D |
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Post #Ax8XYBUc2mYxewZA6S by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn The ISO27k physical security bit was attested remote then surely? |
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Post #Ax8XYNy7etIYLwStlY by [email protected] |
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@PepijnI wouldn't be surprised if this is one of the NOCs we use in the NL.… |
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Post #Ax8XYO49IU7QedHi9w by [email protected] |
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@xinit Does the one you're using have ducks 🦆 walking around? 'Cause… |
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Post #Ax8XYTVd3k4TXJBEBc by [email protected] |
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@PepijnNot that I'm aware of, but not seeing them doesn't mean they'… |
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Post #Ax8XYhdEYGTNKwqUz2 by [email protected] |
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@RCSM Unfortunately a photo isn't going to happen. This datacenter is kinda… |
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Post #Ax8XZ0venzV1Babyq0 by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn This thread is the kind of thing that keeps me on Mastodon. Hilarious! |
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Post #Ax8XZ12OOwt3WTlMKu by [email protected] |
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@terrigarland Yeah. I love all the interaction and duck puns :-) |
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Post #Ax8XZGTX0KVZOzZkDg by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn And the absurdity of the underlying facts! Would have loved to have bee… |
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Post #Ax8XZS7zgEPVXfaiJc by [email protected] |
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@[email protected] Sure you're not in The Matrix? Thomas Anderson saw … |
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Post #Ax8XZSEjHBnXsYk5oW by [email protected] |
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@gme If I am then so are you. I'm gonne look for some colorful candy.. |
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Post #Ax8XZfeNP92PTrqG5w by [email protected] |
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@[email protected] I prefer the green m&ms myself. |
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@Pepijn I guess this also means you can add a new service to your CV, avian pen… |
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@Timo_Micro Poofy would be totally scared of all the buzzing and flickering. Ev… |
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@Timo_Micro hmmpff. I'm going to share a Poofy photo when I'm back home… |
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@PepijnI needed that laugh this morning. Thank you! |
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@Pepijn"We simulated what a low-tech threat actor who disregarded deterren… |
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Post #Ax8Xa48gM7XXQoCnfE by [email protected] |
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@wolfinpdx those "detective controls" would be me, on an incidental t… |
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@Pepijn🤣☠️👻 |
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Post #Ax8XabQYagRifnp2bg by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Anyone checked how many more are under the false floor? |
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@penguin42 Hah. It's actually ducks all the way down. |
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Post #Ax8XapW2D798MqUc5Y by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn "if it flies it spies" 😂(via birds aren't real, the gi… |
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Post #Ax8Xapc3qhy0fXJQTw by [email protected] |
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@yo_bj It walked though.. |
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Post #Ax8Xaxp7K3AE8LTxwW by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn the drones have evolved 🦆🤖 |
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Post #Ax8bKqi8On8lG1mtaS by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn > the duck had just walked in via multiple openings that should not … |
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Post #Ax8bSTxkrLgR1RjY6S by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn your design for the server room is fine, just get rid of the duck |
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Post #Ax8eq0H3C1Y5kyfNdw by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn I guess if they had a keyboard they'd be duck typing? |
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Post #Ax8hQolx7OGchxnpzc by [email protected] |
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Post #Ax8k4qS4UfCTPMiYxE by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Are you sure that it was a duck?If it quacks like a duck, swims like a … |
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Post #Ax8mxQzZ3OmQHVXeL2 by [email protected] |
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Was the network down? Reminds me of a scene in Richard Russo’s Straight Man�… |
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@Pepijn The ducks of Mastodon will be interested in this progress report. #duck… |
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Post #Ax943g6rSSCg7tWAW8 by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn @AnneOfGreenCables This is delightful. Thank you. |
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Post #Ax9DFQh3V43fNO7r8K by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn I think one of the original L0pht guys was a duck. Yes? @Weld |
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Post #Ax9DFQo94hjHjNRWBU by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn @cigitalgem did the duck have a usb cable and 5G |
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Post #Ax9NijSRoRNVVpu7w8 by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn The duck was probably there to play Quacke (at a LAN party) And the dat… |
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Post #Ax9SPy7tYD5jH6ABLE by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Do we now know why the duck was in such a hurry? https://www.bbc.com/ne… |
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Post #Ax9f1tuKsoDGe2ftuy by [email protected] |
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@venite My colleague just let me know he ordered this duck. Next visit to the f… |
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Post #Ax9f1u14TlbIyvpHPs by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn @venite Just noting this...https://amsterdamduckstore.com/rubber-duck/d… |
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Post #AxAjdwxsYiCW6agtOa by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn @venite A quack in the Matrix! 😳 👀 |
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Post #AxBCFx3rRhvm7pOisi by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn @norootcause The dangers of duck typing. |
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Post #AxBUs8CcGn2WrGqduK by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn roflolhard...// laughing flash //tyvm |
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Post #AxBUzgGi0mOIXUMWGG by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn hearing the album cure for pain by morphine in my mind reading your tex… |
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Post #AxBV5vtkoUZWkebfLk by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn https://www.callantsoog-info.nl/deutsch/natur/naturreservat-het-zwanenw… |
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Post #AxBVB1hcf0d6CXMRJQ by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn this is not friendly missing being in the netherlands like crazy |
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Post #AxBVPKRflvuYNvij68 by [email protected] |
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@nazgul @Pepijn @norootcause roflol |
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Post #AxBVUoqEBhZi6Xp8Zk by [email protected] |
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@afewbugs @Pepijn falling from my reliable wooden chairlaughing |
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Post #AxBVXOVAZfndHZCZxw by [email protected] |
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@timjan @Pepijn as far as we knowa secret diplomaticmission |
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Post #AxBVbL7D6hD1wCsP8S by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn RELEASE THE QUACKEN! |
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@JoBlakely @Pepijn immediatly! |
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Post #AxBVckiRPVgTcrxrkG by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn "Oh, her? That's just our debugging specialist." |
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Post #AxBVckop1mmvwewxgu by [email protected] |
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@Hyperlynx @Pepijn normally much more unseen |
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Post #AxBViKZBXtrqGMIMM4 by [email protected] |
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@leighms @Pepijn always look out for the fishing catespecially if you are a duck |
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Post #AxBVrvxXtBtMqDGiQq by [email protected] |
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@mrose @Pepijn 567184 points for the first roman... |
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Post #AxBVvb1zdrKT5k5yNc by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Data centers are where all the water is going, apparently, so it makes … |
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Post #AxBVvb8NG8QvPX54KG by [email protected] |
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@Meyerweb @Pepijn much needed scientific point of view! |
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Post #AxBVxQtQJ4D8EAxjqi by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn @wurzelmann @venite sweet |
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Post #AxBW0czHnOY4bhEDTc by [email protected] |
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@zillion @Pepijn a limes would be nice |
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Post #AxBW9ibMIAWmcoN4U4 by [email protected] |
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@kaminkatze @Pepijn as mort important topics |
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Post #AxBWKqyxTPOJnoif44 by [email protected] |
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@realn2s @Pepijn 🙂 |
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Post #AxBWNwFCMks2zUmpOa by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn The Netherlands? So it was Duck A L'Oranje? |
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Post #AxBWNwKs1fPLH5RMEi by [email protected] |
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@MichaelTBacon @Pepijn getting hungry |
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Post #AxBoC0qZE3k6xwjEA4 by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Wait, were you breaking an NDA by leaking confidential information abou… |
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Post #AxBu8KRf18ZUJchmls by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn This is the most enjoyable thing I have read in days. cc: @ai6yr @fir… |
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Post #AxBuXbENkG29cDXo80 by [email protected] |
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@firefly @Pepijn @ai6yr @avlcharlie @mackayim2022 @jeridansky @cfmccarthy The t… |
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@Pepijn@venite I think they should do a rubber duck race for a wildlife charity… |
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I see questions on what happened after the initial shock. I'll share what I… |
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Post #AxCjQuvjCX2ELXOFIu by [email protected] |
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@PepijnCC: @pluralistic On the off chance you haven't seen this. |
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Post #AxCjQvIlorSzV0AeDg by [email protected] |
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Meanwhile I had stopped laughing (CCTV footage from the initial moment shows me… |
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By now Duck was puttering about in some cable-heavy-area. Locals were very nerv… |
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Post #AxCjQwPBiUC6vCBHrU by [email protected] |
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A somewhat heated discussion evolved that I won't document here. It did con… |
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After a couple minutes two security type dudes and their tools got into the ser… |
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Now it all went fast. Dude one used the broom to duckhunt Duck into a corner. D… |
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The two dudes were now ready to escort Duck off the premises. They cycled throu… |
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Some updates:-No, we didn't return to the facility today.-I talked to the O… |
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Re: fine-tuned: It was pointed out to me that the Operations Manager did not &q… |
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Post #AxER9uMPJW3PqYUkO8 by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn "I said we need to implement QUIC not QUACK!" |
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Post #AxIolpeCMONboNi0Yq by [email protected] |
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@PepijnWHERE DID HE GET THAT?! (Was it the Amsterdam Duck Store?) @venite |
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Post #AxIolpnlmo2II4BeTo by [email protected] |
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@stonebear2 Kevin already posted the link in thread :) https://mastodon.ie/@lyd… |
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Post #AxIonwQw6IbpRBVlZo by [email protected] |
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@wurzelmann @venite @Pepijn never going to forget that particular Ologies episo… |
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@aburka @Pepijn took me a second hahaha |
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you just reminded me of Dead Duck Day and the infamous #IgNobel Award for the f… |
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Post #AxIpAyO8zwruA3BhTs by [email protected] |
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@kaminkatze @Pepijn Gary Larson had the best duck jokes. |
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Post #AxIpC1UQx7WO4Nd8oC by [email protected] |
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@arratoon @Pepijn I mean, it's not unreasonable to expect to find Dungeness… |
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Post #AxIpJW9xK0R5DWcqwq by [email protected] |
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@deborahh @Pepijn Well, it would indicate a severe shift in the world’s tidal… |
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@venite @Pepijn my favorite comment by far!And that's saying something in t… |
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Post #AxIpQeDRlbrCELeskq by [email protected] |
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@lyda @Pepijn @venite Send their address for deliveries? |
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Post #AxIpTKQHoSlHiEwToW by [email protected] |
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@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk @Pepijn It was so long ago it was on parchment… Not onli… |
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@Pepijn Pepijn’s mentionsWhen the ducks appear |
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@venite And I thought the internet likes cats. Nope. Turns out it's datacen… |
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Post #AxIppPkqfde4cS5jQe by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn hahahaha geweldig 🤩 |
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Post #AxIpvECyVq38Xw1HFY by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn back in a quack https://youtube.com/shorts/ajqMBrm-vqQ?si=nDeLYKjpI7Ke… |
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@venite I'm rubber (duck) you're glue |
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Post #AxIq18pFRE8Rack0ie by [email protected] |
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@SomeVeganCheeseIsOkMe too please @arratoon @Pepijn |
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Post #AxQ3FqmfSQk7UNb7ho by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn But was it an eggcelent visit? |
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@nazgul @Pepijn @norootcause if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and qu… |
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Post #AxQLHvHfUoGtCREh3Q by [email protected] |
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@aburka @nazgul @Pepijn @norootcause Letting in Malware* is a serious breach of… |
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Post #AxamJZiHJ6RnDmIIHA by [email protected] |
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@Pepijn Perhaps it just meant to ask you "Hey, got any grapes?" |
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Post #AxamJriwLNfj52k4o4 by [email protected] |
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@schoentoon @Pepijn No, but has duck tape 😉 |
