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Post #Ax7tarnjiUzdI0Eeie by [email protected] |
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Narrator voice: It was, in fact, 10,000 lines of bug-filled crap. |
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Post #Ax7tartlM5oVah3T72 by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill reminds me of the people who claim they can type 1,000 keypresses p… |
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Post #Ax7zYR6maXjReIMu1o by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill even his best non ai efforts produce bug filled crap - i will take … |
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Post #Ax83rOY0jWpJ1dOqp6 by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill I don't understand why you went to all that effort and then … |
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Post #Ax8684rlMT5OodimWm by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill > founderWhat is this, some crappy sci-fi novel? |
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Post #Ax86WFPvmgVEUPEDlA by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill There’s no way it doesn’t deteriorate after 10000 lines |
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Post #Ax87OmVqx5Aelr0BtI by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill Will probably end up as 20,000 lines when the first 10,000 don'… |
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Post #Ax87khrSvUx8iQZ8kq by [email protected] |
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@lizardbillI'm reminded of how IBM used to try to quantify coding for the p… |
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Post #Ax87khxqXm3b2DYEhU by [email protected] |
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@evdelen @lizardbill Bill Gates called IBM's method of paying programmers b… |
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Post #Ax87ki4a8jRdN6hcCO by [email protected] |
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@pluralistic @evdelen @lizardbill Where does that come from? Not during my time… |
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Post #Ax88rqoW8ir4Sj9oqO by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill Seems hasty to call it 10k lines of bug-filled crap.He may have let… |
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Post #Ax8OGQV2bvNBP1DxHk by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill "One of my most productive days was throwing away 1000 lines o… |
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Post #Ax8OK7HpzBsYyNo8zw by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill @codinghorror This Paul Graham quote might be the stupidest thing a… |
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Post #Ax8OKb3hIKOTJDQH7g by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill if he's coding 10,000 lines of code a day for more than a week … |
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Post #Ax8ON5HrsPEVdlElai by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill a 12 hour day ?why would i wqnt to work this much |
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Post #Ax8ONoTnqsWBnoAQwS by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill people measuring productivity in lines of code 🙃 |
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Post #Ax8OPKAvUhGuOU3gZM by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill anybody who measures anything in lines of code is an idiot. (edit: … |
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Post #Ax8OPKIj1hVgmfhuj2 by [email protected] |
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@for @lizardbill I don't think I've ever heard or seen the term "h… |
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Post #Ax8OQRQa0zn9B0uf32 by [email protected] |
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@fishidwardrobe @lizardbill exactly - lines of code is a shitty metric. What pr… |
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Post #Ax8OTq5Gnf7OW1Z7cu by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill I'm a very senior dev, over 20 years in the industry. Yesterday… |
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Post #Ax8OTqBIRFwGoiNw1I by [email protected] |
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@silvermoon82 @lizardbill "Making chalk mark on generator: $1. Knowing whe… |
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Post #Ax8OTqHK4ql97PCkPg by [email protected] |
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@woe2you @silvermoon82 @lizardbill Good ol' Charles Proteus Steinmetz! |
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Post #Ax8OWChbg0XDFCcneS by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill No 'hotshot programmer' defines productivity in lines of co… |
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Post #Ax8OX6ETDWVDT3QK0m by [email protected] |
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@evdelen @lizardbill @pluralistic I'll never forget my 1st experience with … |
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Post #Ax8OX6LYnAApp2jz3w by [email protected] |
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@WildEyedBoyFromFreecloud @evdelen @lizardbill @pluralistic 25% done: 500 LoC50… |
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Post #Ax8OdbZfbLuqPVRRVQ by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill in my previous role I added less lines than I removed. Over the cou… |
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Post #Ax8OezTyCISKqjR6Yq by [email protected] |
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@silvermoon82 @lizardbill At peak output I wrote about 2-3K lines/day of barely… |
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Post #Ax8OezaLoZYnAWQCVU by [email protected] |
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@alan @lizardbill Yeah, that's about the upper limit of what I'd consid… |
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Post #Ax8OgLJEWzmMpl3iUK by [email protected] |
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@womble @lizardbill 😂😂😂 |
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Post #Ax8Oh3U4I4adq6SzU8 by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill Yeah, I used to create thousands of lines per day with a code gener… |
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Post #Ax8OhcZxo96OgWUh28 by [email protected] |
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@for @lizardbill In my eyes, it's possible to measure one important product… |
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Post #Ax8Ol8k6gGkPJ6us6q by [email protected] |
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@tsturm @lizardbill @codinghorror It's amazing how often one can say that. |
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Post #Ax8Omv0uhBYFJ5cqZs by [email protected] |
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@SRAZKVT @lizardbill keep in mind we're talking about a "founder"… |
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Post #Ax8OpzoRJI3v3iG59U by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill Yea really, Paul? Well I met a guy who said he did 20,000 lines a d… |
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Post #Ax8OqV8ipvhqDazDZQ by [email protected] |
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@silvermoon82 @lizardbill Yesterday, I wrote about 40 and deleted 200. Most of… |
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Post #Ax8OqVFoPZNSZaIsca by [email protected] |
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@log @silvermoon82 @lizardbill Mercy is sadly quite rare these days. Have a pic… |
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Post #Ax8Os1JyfiYwJiyXAG by [email protected] |
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@WildEyedBoyFromFreecloud @evdelen @lizardbill @pluralistic : the point is not … |
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Post #Ax8OvDI2d2f6J3amdU by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill In my day we coded around vetted/trusted libraries and used well es… |
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Post #Ax8OyzHQevD80v6bAW by [email protected] |
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@logEvery piece of software contains at least one bug.Every piece of software c… |
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Post #Ax8P2jYp2sySQ31lUO by [email protected] |
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@silvermoon82 @lizardbill I have more years than that (not bragging, it's s… |
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Post #Ax8P3E3hedV90Vhqmu by [email protected] |
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@evdelen @lizardbill @pluralistic wasn't the K'Loc a Klingon battlecrui… |
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Post #Ax8P4JCY1HO1FLMMNM by [email protected] |
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@keydelk @lizardbill … because he will have sure added some problems, starti… |
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Post #Ax8P4UK2fkuvjlx05I by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill what are they even wasting these 10k loc per day on? How many copie… |
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Post #Ax8P77toUtNn3uwMyG by [email protected] |
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@tsturm @lizardbill @codinghorror the stupidest thing about programming you'… |
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Post #Ax8P7zUrDtVRI9gCZM by [email protected] |
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@stitzl @lizardbill this is so consistently my confusion with the "glorifi… |
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Post #Ax8P9qGeVXTTFOuytU by [email protected] |
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@silvermoon82 @lizardbill Sounds like a race condition I fixed earlier this yea… |
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Post #Ax8PCHg3ZOW6puxtxI by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill The only case where I'd see this as accurate is if >6K of th… |
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Post #Ax8PCQ6wDKlyzbbTxw by [email protected] |
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@ploum @WildEyedBoyFromFreecloud @evdelen @lizardbill @pluralistic Like the vas… |
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Post #Ax8PCQENlejBMh5QZM by [email protected] |
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@agbuckley @WildEyedBoyFromFreecloud @evdelen @lizardbill @pluralistic : https:… |
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Post #Ax8PEPWjM9UNlDcJkG by [email protected] |
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@afx @evdelen @lizardbill I believe the quote is from the mid-1980s. |
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Post #Ax8PJdTOvpLCSiYEXQ by [email protected] |
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@aimaz @lizardbill I applaud my team members every time they delete more lines … |
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Post #Ax8PLacSVtTyBqifxI by [email protected] |
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@WildEyedBoyFromFreecloud You break the project down into functions, you eyebal… |
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Post #Ax8PMZbVm1yBKZkHRo by [email protected] |
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@silvermoon82 @alan @lizardbill I rarely get into the kilo lines range of actua… |
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Post #Ax8PTulrTRbN0R5TFY by [email protected] |
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@aimaz @lizardbill fewer. You added fewer lines. Apologies for the pedantry. |
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Post #Ax8PTuu0z87jPityxU by [email protected] |
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@FerdiMagellan @aimaz @lizardbill Pedants revolt. |
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Post #Ax8PTv2AUoe5p0iUfQ by [email protected] |
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@sleepyfox @FerdiMagellan @aimaz @lizardbill *Pedants are revolting |
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Post #Ax8PVWTukifEFjSY9w by [email protected] |
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@Kaesekuchen @silvermoon82 @lizardbill Precisely. |
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Post #Ax8PVqnnCWRrHAuhv6 by [email protected] |
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@WildEyedBoyFromFreecloud @evdelen @lizardbill @pluralistic I always say that k… |
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Post #Ax8PVqvajWgdfMYw4m by [email protected] |
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@xuxxux @WildEyedBoyFromFreecloud @lizardbill @pluralistic Not necessarily. If … |
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Post #Ax8PXvVUgBScRmLPo8 by [email protected] |
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@WildEyedBoyFromFreecloud @lizardbill Lol, yup! Mine was a race condition, too.… |
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Post #Ax8PZpAJEEd1MFLAAa by [email protected] |
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@clolsonus @lizardbill 100% his staff mostly mock him and play CS:GO on the clo… |
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Post #Ax8PbRPKWw3uFn8ZSy by [email protected] |
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@silvermoon82 @lizardbill Also coding has changed dramatically since then. In t… |
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Post #Ax8PcboJL0pEo7NXOq by [email protected] |
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@SRAZKVT @lizardbill this is how AI makes US work less as in way way more |
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Post #Ax8PhK1ssJBT6lyV60 by [email protected] |
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@FerdiMagellan I’m a coder, there’s no fewer than operator. 😉 |
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Post #Ax8Pj8nxZwBksJKTa4 by [email protected] |
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@WildEyedBoyFromFreecloud @lizardbill @pluralistic Manager: Why does this appli… |
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Post #Ax8PjBEGZ6Q4OTeVrU by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill His name is Sean "Topper" Harley. |
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Post #Ax8PjW3L8v9oyfhaFM by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill that's not 10.000 lines of bug-filled crap.That's about 8.0… |
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Post #Ax8SiF437VtfrT7MvY by [email protected] |
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@aimaz I'm pretty sure the < comparator when used with integers evaluate… |
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Post #Ax8WBjom9pYHVDjKam by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill um who tf is reviewing 10k LOC/day? |
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Post #Ax8oNYEgqLtkEPdMrw by [email protected] |
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@aimaz @lizardbill like if you paid Schlemiel the Painter by the number of step… |
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Post #Ax8w3IVuO7g7JMXbmK by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill funny |
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Post #Ax8wTrqPeThMPtnjto by [email protected] |
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@pluralistic @afx @evdelen @lizardbill Other anecdotes:1) IBM managers realized… |
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Post #Ax8wTryDBTw8o5Ry3U by [email protected] |
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@purrperl @pluralistic @afx @evdelen @lizardbill Huge culture change at #IBM wa… |
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Post #Ax8wayNFlzPMhAYBAu by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill If it runs in production...... Its not bug ridden crap...... Its an… |
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Post #Ax97qJQgs2dbpxfuYS by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill I totally use AI to help code but *you seriously gotta check it*. T… |
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Post #Ax9IWgtL1pqWJ7vAEi by [email protected] |
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@purrperl @pluralistic @afx @evdelen @lizardbill My mother was one of those pun… |
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Post #Ax9IWh1qWCeSjVtxUu by [email protected] |
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@clayfootRoughly speaking, programmers were all women, from the eniac days (40s… |
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Post #Ax9IWhAhzFjzB032JM by [email protected] |
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@tomjennings @clayfoot @purrperl @pluralistic @afx @evdelen @lizardbill Mel Kay… |
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Post #Ax9JILkevhiGdvaSSu by [email protected] |
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@wendynatherIt is true I read that story decades ago. But I read some of his ac… |
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@tomjennings @clayfoot @purrperl @pluralistic @afx @evdelen @lizardbill My dad … |
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Post #Ax9JIMIgtAw2LTVdVg by [email protected] |
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@wendynatherThe magically terminating loop business of the tale is an example s… |
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Post #Ax9wqj54awi13VWCCO by [email protected] |
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@wendynatherNo!! Wow cool! Damn I didn't pick up on your name!! What a sma… |
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Post #Ax9wqjDE6dENSnKhuK by [email protected] |
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@tomjennings @clayfoot @purrperl @pluralistic @afx @evdelen @lizardbill Yes, ab… |
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Post #Ax9yK9PxqzFL5esug4 by [email protected] |
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@wendynather @tomjennings @clayfoot @purrperl @pluralistic @afx @evdelen @lizar… |
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Post #Ax9zGA9hGkVaApwDD6 by [email protected] |
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@mtconleyuk Aww, thank you. He would be pleased to hear that. He was so set in … |
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Post #AxA4R9ovM3JQ5hHdvE by [email protected] |
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@clayfoot @pluralistic @afx @evdelen @lizardbill Ironic, since the first comput… |
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Post #AxA4Y1GFZmhLZWKy1I by [email protected] |
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@pluralistic @evdelen @lizardbill "the world's heaviest airplane"… |
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Post #AxA4Y29CHUeOJw2qfI by [email protected] |
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@pluralistic @evdelen @lizardbill Or in this case re-inventing the world's … |
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@mtconleyuk @wendynather @tomjennings @clayfoot @purrperl @pluralistic @afx @ev… |
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Post #AxACfPNT6quM1nkQIy by [email protected] |
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@elebertus @mtconleyuk @tomjennings Right?? |
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Post #AxCES91pAjuDmYLZFQ by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill More likely it's 100 lines of code iterated 100 times with prom… |
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Post #AxFzSAZ3OiO6ulFWdM by [email protected] |
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@tomjennings @clayfoot @purrperl @pluralistic @afx @evdelen @lizardbillOn the o… |
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Post #AxFzSAiynoKNPXtS6a by [email protected] |
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@tomjennings @clayfoot @purrperl @pluralistic @afx @evdelen @lizardbill ... she… |
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Post #AxFzSAsCFXhTs8CoTI by [email protected] |
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@tomjennings @clayfoot @purrperl @pluralistic @afx @evdelen @lizardbill ...(I c… |
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Post #AxFzSAyvqV5WD1MByC by [email protected] |
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@dryakThat's pretty wild! @clayfoot @purrperl @pluralistic @afx @evdelen @l… |
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Post #AxI4DM1RP4soC4CadU by [email protected] |
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@lizardbill The question is how many lines does he keep at the end of the day ^^ |
