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Post #Ax2SmDU1m4srATP9Fo by [email protected] |
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My toothbrush has logged me out. I have seen the future and it's stupid. |
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Post #Ax2Tjx5HsHwhgMJgw4 by [email protected] |
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@sjvn Duh, it should be using a passkey with biometrics. |
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Post #Ax2UVJ57uGKxW4p1Iu by [email protected] |
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@CptSuperlative @sjvn At that point I'd be logging in with a hammer or bric… |
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Post #Ax2UVJBVWXRPpro7FY by [email protected] |
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@linker3000 @CptSuperlative @sjvn Charge it all the way up and short the batter… |
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Post #Ax2Zz4CEJXTPoB9dQm by [email protected] |
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@sjvn Does the toothbrush have a little tiny keyboard? |
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Post #Ax2ggXtSNMb85cUNYO by [email protected] |
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@sjvn The CISO at the toothbrush company takes your safety very seriously |
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Post #Ax2gq4MF2mBtNkUhKi by [email protected] |
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@sjvn You actually don’t need an account for Oral-B. You can skip it. I don�… |
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Post #Ax2gq4SydjZvide4pc by [email protected] |
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@kDelta I'm glad to hear that! We just got a pair of these toothbrushes and… |
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Post #Ax2ie0NGEEdHScLVR2 by [email protected] |
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@stellarsarah @sjvn I rarely even open the app at all. It turns out you need to… |
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Post #Ax2ie0Svt9AZkD02HA by [email protected] |
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@kDelta that's also good to know. We were just looking for basic electric t… |
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Post #Ax2lRLDxhHsEDveKUy by [email protected] |
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@sjvn And it's not only stupid but I'm not so sure it saves time or mak… |
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Post #Ax2pTallGseSpdmthg by [email protected] |
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@sjvn 🤔 |
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Post #Ax2pTwtJ1Vl5RPUEW8 by [email protected] |
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@sjvn Obviously it has fingerprinted the configuration of your teeth but you… |
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Post #Ax2paLWKMgGhZ6mzJo by [email protected] |
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@sjvn I can't believe you bought a toothbrush that came with an app and log… |
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Post #Ax2pcIwkuAIwA75IoK by [email protected] |
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@sjvn Did they represent it as a toothbrush, and that they were selling it to y… |
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Post #Ax2pfbq77NnbcsYOQ4 by [email protected] |
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@sjvn Even George Orwell didn’t see that coming |
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Post #Ax2ph98Uo9wzBOsulE by [email protected] |
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@sjvn do you have to show your id now? |
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Post #Ax2pi8Nr5fTv8hXXfc by [email protected] |
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@sjvn #InternetOfShit |
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Post #Ax2pkSWLC1pcAicLtA by [email protected] |
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@sjvn "Oral-B brushing experience"😬 |
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Post #Ax2plE4KPTwddjsetE by [email protected] |
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@sjvn "brushing experience" 🙄 |
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Post #Ax2plfwUmCJg5YQnZI by [email protected] |
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@sjvn if you weren't logged in did you even brush your teeth? |
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Post #Ax2pmK1rjeNaPnFeUa by [email protected] |
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@sjvnAnd now you can't get the "brushing experience"... 🙃 |
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Post #Ax2poZCeI2b23UMj68 by [email protected] |
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@sjvn Is this real. What I mean to say is this our dystopian future or our dyst… |
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Post #Ax2poaK87iAtWysDOi by [email protected] |
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@sjvn Reboot. Clear cache. The usual suspects. |
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Post #Ax2ppSAPw2UWWUkDku by [email protected] |
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Post #Ax2prkKbN70nRCbMLQ by [email protected] |
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@sjvn @kornel because your Oral-B brushing experience is incomplete without an … |
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Post #Ax2q4BfrXN8JiPTj1c by [email protected] |
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@sjvn wait for your new brushing experience abo for only 45€ a month with 2fa… |
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Post #Ax2q968lXUsu05L6HY by [email protected] |
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@sjvn "it's got a computer she said look it's got an onboard compu… |
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Post #Ax2qC1JJx7sHtEfaMa by [email protected] |
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@sjvn I bought my first electric toothbrush this year and intentionally went wi… |
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Post #Ax2qGFoDzQGq0x8xuK by [email protected] |
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@sjvn literally I would throooow it |
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Post #Ax2qGpgKcFLbGtjAbQ by [email protected] |
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@sjvn Waiting for the "Unauthorized toothpaste detected" error |
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Post #Ax2qNxPcGybbH3J3ui by [email protected] |
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@sjvn never needed to log on for The Jimi Hendrix Experience#ChunderRoad |
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Post #Ax2qOIx0C2my4g5WMq by [email protected] |
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@sjvn Toothbrush log out ----> Teeth fall out |
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Post #Ax2qOVVpUNmH2ATVJo by [email protected] |
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@sjvn I refuse to buy any device that needs to be connected to the internet to… |
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Post #Ax2qTTLAzWGRkJrLTU by [email protected] |
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@CptSuperlative @sjvn log in with tooth striations! |
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Post #Ax2tTHLVt1W4PMcHNQ by [email protected] |
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@sjvn my lawnmower does this every month |
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Post #Ax2vJHZOOoIg7BTAIK by [email protected] |
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@sjvn Enshittification at it's best or worst. |
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Post #Ax2vT6pPBvxxhCe3Iu by [email protected] |
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@sjvn Are there no simple non-electronic toothbrushes available in the market? … |
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Post #Ax34C1hrsa2GTa359s by [email protected] |
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@sjvn That doesn’t look like your toothbrush. That looks more like Oral B�… |
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Post #Ax34FMzPCs3lLuqVjU by [email protected] |
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@sjvn Good thing I just used an old-fashioned Toothbrush! Nothing to worry abou… |
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Post #Ax34Gz3n96zDiTfQS8 by [email protected] |
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@sjvn Hmm, really makes the case for FLOSS...OhohohohohoI'll see myself out |
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Post #Ax39Ye7QFBhxkcbg2a by [email protected] |
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@sjvn The future is 25€ sonic toothbrush compatible with Philips brush heads … |
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Post #Ax3C9PcvHs7fQb04PI by [email protected] |
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@driftingThoughts @sjvn Saw an aside on a TV review of electric (as then called… |
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Post #Ax3C9SQcs34K7KGn9k by [email protected] |
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@m104 @sjvn Always the same jokes, it looks like a copy and paste. |
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Post #Ax3JDBqBBY1nVZwuK8 by [email protected] |
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@sjvn You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 21… |
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Post #Ax3JGwYrw1crHMdsBs by [email protected] |
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@sjvn The smart toothbrush is a thing? |
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Post #Ax3JHSKnnrO5p0J5hw by [email protected] |
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@sjvn this reminds me of the time I couldn't get a cup of coffee because th… |
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Post #Ax3JHisiHY1J8oIOmm by [email protected] |
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@sjvn assuming the preposterous for a second — that having your toothbrush lo… |
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Post #Ax3JICL4lAwGVAmxWK by [email protected] |
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@fishidwardrobe @sjvn Toothbrush bot army? |
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Post #Ax3LquKFvN2Sg85FNQ by [email protected] |
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@sjvn "to continue your Oral-B brushing experience" :D |
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Post #Ax3LsejqqdgUumtDGa by [email protected] |
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@Laust @sjvn a friend just told us he couldn't get his car charged because … |
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Post #Ax3NHdtDF2bBTXkL5s by [email protected] |
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@RichSPK @sjvn I think a Strava for brushing you teeth might genuinely have bet… |
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Post #Ax3OgUad3SPFpJT2Fk by [email protected] |
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@sjvn "continue your Oral-B brushing experience."Man... working in ma… |
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Post #Ax3TSlzE4pcVUxFYLg by [email protected] |
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@tomw @sjvn well, no, we're logging into a server. please gods don't te… |
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Post #Ax3TZTSJNATI3L38ng by [email protected] |
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@sjvn IoTTSNBCTTI |
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Post #Ax3TZVcJKxeskvk9fE by [email protected] |
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@driftingThoughts @sjvn If you have problems with plaque, you will find that gr… |
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Post #Ax3TdtprEe711iAoXg by [email protected] |
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@sjvn Utterly insane! |
