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| 📌 Ruben’s Rules!A new series of irreverent (cough) observations.RULE 1: Al… | |
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| RULE 2: Replies that end with an ellipsis (…) offer no valuable insight, and … | |
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| @rubenerd Isn’t the ellipsis at the end the snark indicator? Though possibly … | |
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| RULE 3: If you’re unsure whether something is good for your back, it’s not.… | |
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| @rubenerd Rule 3A. If you're proud of what you've just accomplished, yo… | |
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| @rubenerda) Should I lift this U2 server (for work) — nob) Should I lift this… | |
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| RULE 4: If someone says they’re a troll, believe them. | |
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| RULE 5: Always measure at least 10% more cable than you think you need.Unless y… | |
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| @rubenerd as long as you don't end up like this (sorry for the instagram li… | |
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| @rubenerd If you are doing it for a small company, always assume that you'r… | |
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| RULE 6: If you’re at a restaurant that uses a nasty QR code menu, always take… | |
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| @rubenerd I rarely belong to restaurants since COVID. I got out of the habit, a… | |
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| RULE 7: You don’t need to justify your hobbies to people.COROLLARY: You can s… | |
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| RULE 8: Even if you don’t have a need for something, others might. | |
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| RULE 9: Don’t use seasons to denote time. It ignores the billions who live in… | |
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| @rubenerd time? seasons? It's always sunny here. Sometimes it rains. There&… | |
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| @rubenerd I schedule all of my events using the Zodiac calendar. (For some reas… | |
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| @rubenerd my goodness yes! I wish I could star this 100 times. | |
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| @rubenerd I feel like the pole is the place that has The Most Season for a spec… | |
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| @streganil They probably tie with the equator! It's either hot or... wait, … | |
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| @rubenerd 9.a.1 all computers outside the USA should never ever ever show da… | |
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| RULE 10: When in doubt, be polite. | |
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| @rubenerd when not in doubt, also this. | |
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| @rubenerd Merkins sometimes feel their view of the world is universal... but th… | |
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| @rubenerd I had an argument over a WW2 article on Wikipedia about this. | |
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| RULE 11: If it’s listed as “untested”, it’s broken. | |
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| @rubenerd ummm, I’m sorry, but that’s my emotional supported untested edge … | |
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| RULE 12: The Devil doesn't need more advocates. | |
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| @rubenerd See also all the YT videos coming out with "Plant these now in J… | |
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| RULE 13: It is always appropriate to have bought a BlĂĄhaj. | |
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| @rubenerd hahaha, "leaving aside ethical concerns" | |
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| @sashin “… this horrendous tech or belief system is totally reasonable and … | |
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| @rubenerd Just so you know.. | |
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| @rubenerd “leaving behind ethical concerns” like the devil has enough advoc… | |
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| @rubenerd @futzle no offense ut actually umm yeah | |
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| @rubenerd Eh, ... | |
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| @rubenerd or, you know, be polite always | |
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| @f13rf3k I see what you did there. | |
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| @rubenerd @futzle I am old and was socialized female. My gut reaction to your l… | |
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| @elysegrasso @futzleThanks for pointing out this glaring blind spot, I've d… | |
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| @rubenerd @futzle The verbal patterns of deference that get socialized in non-d… | |
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| @elysegrasso @rubenerd While we are talking unintended consequences of usage, c… | |
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| @futzle @rubenerd I used 'socialized female' because I am AFAB and 71 y… | |
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| @elysegrasso @rubenerd I’m fond of “woman”, it works well in this case. | |
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| @futzle @rubenerd Not for me it doesn't. I'm tending to lean toward … | |
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| RULE 14: If the heading is clickbait, the article isn't important.--One of … | |
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| @rubenerd I have found there are occasional exceptions to that, but broadly spe… | |
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| @rubenerd "The rule you wouldn't expect: internet experts were shocked… |