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Why I stopped ordering food delivery:Modest Meal..... $14.99Drink.... $3.43&quo… | |
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@futurebird Hello, European person here.In our countries under the oppressing t… | |
Post #AwMDP3jz8zPA1jGhsG by [email protected] | |
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I kind of stole this joke from someone who posted it as an image without a desc… | |
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@futurebird I will never understand why in the US never the true prices for goo… | |
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@tenkoman @futurebird Deliveroo in the UK has started having separate delivery … | |
Post #AwMO03swZK06jOk28O by [email protected] | |
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@futurebird Yup! It was good for like the first few months of the pandemic... T… | |
Post #AwMSOMnMJU7I96ySsS by [email protected] | |
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@futurebird And don't forget to tip your driver! ๐ | |
Post #AwMSOMuRt7muV6I7vc by [email protected] | |
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@mmezabet @futurebird What? According to the app it's already included and … | |
Post #AwMSsTDR0RiekLWdaS by [email protected] | |
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@futurebird Well, fine, enjoy your snakeless ghost food I guess. | |
Post #AwMSvqcURkwgCZr69o by [email protected] | |
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@futurebird You had me at "Modest Meal..... $14.99" | |
Post #AwMSyWO28612JoMtfc by [email protected] | |
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@futurebird Exactly. I will still order delivery pizza from a local joint when … | |
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@jmax @futurebird I've found ChowNow to be pretty decent at this compared t… | |
Post #AwMSyWcvEjvR3zKmsS by [email protected] | |
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@gbargoud @jmax I still prefer Otto and his bad-at-math-quizzes nephew. | |
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@futurebird I was completely with you until I saw snakes, those alone are worth… | |
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@futurebird I stopped for similar reasons, and also because I'm sick of try… | |
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@tobi With the local places it's kind of the other extreme. I call "Ot… | |
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@futurebird awh Otto โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ | |
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@futurebird This is very true for fast food. I find grocery store apps to be m… | |
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@futurebird wait wait wait... you forgot to ad compulsory 20% tip cause of cour… | |
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@futurebird Yeah, my grocery store is the same way. Delivery starts with a 30% … | |
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If we lived in a society where the true cost of things was clearly stated, that… | |
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@futurebird Did you forget the fee service fee fee? | |
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@futurebird Bying stuff in the US is very confusing to me. It's often trick… | |
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@futurebird restaurants gave me so much anxiety when I was visiting the US as a… | |
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@tenkomanThere's a CostCo in London, and apparently they do the American th… | |
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@Infrapink @futurebird Indirectly... CostCo (as like the Metro in Germany) is a… | |
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@isotopp @futurebird Every time this is suggested, some dip shit comes out to a… | |
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@gbargoudYou will find the tax amount on your bill. But they are not allowed to… | |
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@futurebird on the one hand, they came with snakes.But on the other hand, they… | |
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@llewelly That reminds me. I forgot the "vibes." | |
Post #AwMTNjk3c1L8yjh3Uu by [email protected] | |
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@futurebird no more ordering sus vibes veggies from that place! | |
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@futurebird And then you also notice that the base price already incorporates a… | |
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@futurebird tip: you can ask for kiddie snakes even if you're not a kid | |
Post #AwMTSps8FPYpRHtxxI by [email protected] | |
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@futurebird And the poor delivery person only makes 1 or 2 dollars.. | |
Post #AwMTTO2bD08TPb3nzU by [email protected] | |
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@futurebird I first learned about all of this on a Ryan George vid, I don't… | |
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@futurebird why i haven't had food delivered since college ๐ restaurants… | |
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@overholt @futurebird I saw Snakeless Ghost Food when they opened for King Miss… | |
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@futurebird Would be funny if, even in all the satire, it wasn't so true. … | |
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@futurebird โฆand it arrives cold. | |
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@tobi The nephew is a good kid, but Otto always seems disappointed in him and s… | |
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@futurebird damn imagine getting shredded by your uncle to the customers ๐ซ I… | |
Post #AwMTXmoX2q5xP1ZvSy by [email protected] | |
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@tobi The entire Bronx knows this poor kids grads. Otto, give the kid a break! | |
Post #AwMTXr3ZGsV0YodzSS by [email protected] | |
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@futurebird Fee tax. Pure comedy gold. | |
Post #AwMTdqh5X3YNAozI48 by [email protected] | |
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@futurebird Dont forget to include all those fees in the suggested tip! | |
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would you like some fees with that? ๐ | |
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@the_gayest_goat_on_elekk @futurebird You donโt get the snakes, you just have… | |
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@futurebird it's like they are trying to replicate the Current Experience o… | |
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@veronica @futurebird Yes, itโs completely irrelevant for me as a consumer wh… | |
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@futurebird Tangentially related:My son & I went to see Superman yesterday … | |
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@silvermoon82 @futurebird ๐ฎ | |
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@futurebird I also stopped ordering food delivery. I simply refuse to pay snak… | |
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@futurebird I've done this too, I often end up with a version I like better… | |
Post #AwMU1gQBNSESGOReue by [email protected] | |
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@futurebirdSeems noone has mentioned Ryan George yet. He has a similar explanat… | |
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@isotopp @futurebird Well, in _my_ righteous god-fearing Capitalist government,… | |
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@futurebird I'm just waiting for utilities companies to apply that vibes ta… | |
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@isotopp @futurebird Not always. It is frequent that the shipping costs are not… | |
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@futurebird @jmax DoorDash and Uber Eats also charge the *restaurant* a bunch o… | |
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@isotopp @futurebird I miss this in ๐ฉ๐ช | |
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@futurebird Yes. This.It's cheaper to move into a neighborhood with food ca… | |
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@isotopp @futurebird A delivery fee is still allowed, and the food services oft… |