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Post #AwLhTjUGfzwc7u6Lqa by [email protected] |
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Folks it is now one hour until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party… |
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Post #AwLhTjeY3mASdmuYs4 by [email protected] |
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Roughly ten minutes remain on the ol' #Monsterdon countdown. Best get your … |
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Post #AwLhTjlddPq4zmEDvE by [email protected] |
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🚚 TURN DOWN YOUR BRIGHTS 🚚 (where applicable)#Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTjtRAQ4rNxsS4u by [email protected] |
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...Jesus Studio Canal, save some pomp and circumstance for the *movie* #Monster… |
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Post #AwLhTk0AlNStir1pZo by [email protected] |
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A film by STEPHEN KING...for whatever that's worth#Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTk6YNeZM2e0vWS by [email protected] |
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Estimation by Data, thanks a bunch. No miliseconds? #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTkCvzvfoMR01T6 by [email protected] |
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Oh hey, Uneeda Medical Supply East. #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTkJfat3qhK9Oy0 by [email protected] |
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Steve, get off camera. #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTkR79D134PdLZQ by [email protected] |
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"Do you know how to play this game?"Too busy excavating the canal the… |
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Post #AwLhTkXqkAP5PImj4K by [email protected] |
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Music by AC/DC, whose instruments will strangle them at the climax of the film.… |
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Post #AwLhTkeaL7n7kBw6ZE by [email protected] |
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...Okay at that point why would you get back in the truck? #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTklJw5BA555U48 by [email protected] |
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Yeah, I think the cars might have the right of this, these drivers are idiots. … |
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Post #AwLhTkrLZg02NluISW by [email protected] |
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Yeah that goblin head is *definitely* not road legal. #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTky5AdO4if3fxQ by [email protected] |
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Aw you broke the yolk :/ #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTl4SmuUX2S2lu4 by [email protected] |
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...Yeah, how DOES Pong kill a man? #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTlBYMYA9ORMQxE by [email protected] |
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Oh yeah, look DIRECTLY DOWN THE BARREL there we go #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTlIHxVYBjKVoS8 by [email protected] |
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Welp, gotta put the electric knife down now. Stand back. So long Ol' Yeller… |
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Post #AwLhTlP1YSwE4DfBx2 by [email protected] |
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Oh nice, Polybius. #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTlXB49SaTVThey by [email protected] |
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He died as he lived, twitchy. #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTleGdn8CpUnMi8 by [email protected] |
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Aaand the soda hits him in the dick causing a massive blood explosio- I WAS JOK… |
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Post #AwLhTll0EkWFANwkD2 by [email protected] |
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ROAD ROLLA #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTlr1sLL7T4lYbQ by [email protected] |
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Wait, so the bicycles aren't alive? How complex does a machine have to be b… |
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Post #AwLhTlxlTIj9nxuw6K by [email protected] |
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HOLY SHIT jack chick tracts in the car D: D: D: #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTm495Zpc7ku22y by [email protected] |
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"I took you thirty feet, I expect some poon!" #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTmBadtmoUqNyeO by [email protected] |
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C'MOOON Megaweapon! Flatten the evangelical! #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTmIKErAqpjXM9I by [email protected] |
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Nice to see the actual protagonist has joined the film, I hope she kicks that g… |
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Post #AwLhTmPPoUqTBir1CS by [email protected] |
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This film is just people arriving at the truck stop for an hour and a half. #Mo… |
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Post #AwLhTmWVO8W5XiAgFc by [email protected] |
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My god, there's red corn syrup strewn all OVER this place! #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTmdaxmBhthULIm by [email protected] |
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That clock harbors deep hatred towards humanity. #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTmkKYjZkEading by [email protected] |
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Dude's about to get murdered by Mater. #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTmqiB0gCYNcokK by [email protected] |
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"Are you dead?"Yes honey, I'm dead. #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTmxRly4EtGmCFE by [email protected] |
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Aaaaand then their car runs them both over. #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTn4BMvSHE9vZk8 by [email protected] |
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Damn, Lisa Simpson is a helluva driver. #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTnAuxsqJZ34xF2 by [email protected] |
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...Does it see through the rear-view mirrors, then? #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTnHIa9wlsq43Bg by [email protected] |
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"You ever see that much nothing?"We're watching this film, aren&#… |
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Post #AwLhTnNgCR3ECd398K by [email protected] |
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Sprinklers like AAAAAAAAAARGH I WILL *KILL YOU HUMAN CHILD* sprinkle sprinkle s… |
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Post #AwLhTnUPnORGXWCWdE by [email protected] |
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Aw, poor beetle :/ #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTnanPfXirJBcZs by [email protected] |
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So the guy strangled by their walkman... Is the cord prehensile? #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTnhszJDLDIVHd2 by [email protected] |
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I do like the idea of a homicidal ice cream truck, though. The hunter has becom… |
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Post #AwLhTnocaGbNYBef7w by [email protected] |
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Oh someone's getting punched. #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTnvMBDzPt4o2cq by [email protected] |
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"Look out!"Dude we just had a ten minute scene about why he CAN'T… |
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Post #AwLhTo2Rkrf2F47hg0 by [email protected] |
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So real quick, the appliance immediately to your left is the one that kills you… |
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Post #AwLhToAFHrtodFlvpg by [email protected] |
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@CactuarJoe Misuse of bar tools |
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Post #AwLhToI2os8b1RQ9zM by [email protected] |
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He ran over *the Bible!* The disrespect! #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhTqd27o7CH7Fwyu by [email protected] |
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Capitalist boy over there trying to figure out how to charge the sentient truck… |
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Post #AwLhTqu36Xj57tDXVI by [email protected] |
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"Where are they going, Curtis?"Why the ancient Lost Trucker Burial Gr… |
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Post #AwLhTr9eAYCduGVzoe by [email protected] |
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So we all agree the newlyweds' car hasn't turned on them because it'… |
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Post #AwLhTrPFEYgCgdoS80 by [email protected] |
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...And the truck spontaneously bursts into flame. Okay sure, why not. #Monsterd… |
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Post #AwLhTzaWoUSW3x9ZpI by [email protected] |
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"We can call the police-"Chief it's gone a leeeeeettle beyond the… |
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Post #AwLhTzqTrBDerQcJgu by [email protected] |
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"Eat this."Yes'm! #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhU064vBhDdnum0G by [email protected] |
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WHO GAVE PAPA SMURF THE FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER??? #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhU0LK0VtCP52wlM by [email protected] |
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He's fine, it's a head wound. Literally his least essential part. #Mons… |
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Post #AwLhU0bz0ZDVEkqFjU by [email protected] |
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AND WE HAVE A TITLE DROP #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhU0sI1wGE3KTH9M by [email protected] |
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"If I put my arm around you, would you stick me with that thing?"I me… |
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Post #AwLhU18F4d1Mqnw10y by [email protected] |
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...Flight of the Valkyries. Okay. Very serious directorial vision there, mister… |
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Post #AwLhU1OC7JmVeHOksa by [email protected] |
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He's doing the quiet southern man menacing whisper. Pretty soon he'll s… |
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Post #AwLhU1e9A0XeRkrUkC by [email protected] |
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I still don't know why Capitalist Pig is still alive, man bitching about mo… |
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Post #AwLhU1uSBNaNGKUWA4 by [email protected] |
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Kid, tell me you are not going to try and Solid Snake this thing. #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhU2B7BQug60Hp8C by [email protected] |
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eeeeeeeuck #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhU2QiFROEsNaHRY by [email protected] |
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No problem? Use your head, boy, you're gonna fuck yourself to dehydration i… |
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Post #AwLhU2h1GoQxgxDIrQ by [email protected] |
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Okay so there's no cars on the island. Are there walkmans? Lawnmowers? Elec… |
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Post #AwLhU2xKIBTgVWqKHI by [email protected] |
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Is the Magic Comet Techno Juju triggered by anger towards tech? Every time some… |
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Post #AwLhU3CvMBxFHu8mae by [email protected] |
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...Why do the trucks need headlights? #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhU3SsOsiO5NbWSG by [email protected] |
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Ooo, he's a *fuckhead* well I'm sure he's just devastated mister es… |
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Post #AwLhU6YIv9q5f5AOpc by [email protected] |
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The FLASHLIGHT isn't sentient and homicidal? #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhU6oxvDAOUkxhnk by [email protected] |
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You guys didn't rehearse these lines, did you? ^^;; #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhU74uxtvXIEQRfM by [email protected] |
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Oh thank god, he's dead. Whew, I was worried there for a minute. #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhU7Jo4Xpw2POKsC by [email protected] |
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"We went out to save a filthy Christian evangelical and came back with a c… |
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Post #AwLhU7a75useqz1MI4 by [email protected] |
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"Is my dad okay?"😬 😬 😬 #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhUL7ujYdsrZw2HQ by [email protected] |
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Do none of you people understand the concept of a SHOULDER-FIRED rocket? #Monst… |
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Post #AwLhULODkvgbg9Z3hI by [email protected] |
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Whaaat, you mean the capitalist pig has no TACT??? Who'd have thunk it? #Mo… |
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Post #AwLhULfwh1reZ7rDKC by [email protected] |
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That's the best slap you've got, girl? Put some English on it! Get a wi… |
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Post #AwLhULvtjicnMbJxBo by [email protected] |
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KILLDOZER! Wow, this is an all-star mechanical cast! #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhUMBUnj6M8ycPVA by [email protected] |
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Is that a... Rail hand cart with a machine gun on it? #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhUMRnp694xYFQv2 by [email protected] |
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FINALLY the capitalist pig bites it! God, that took way too long. #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhUMi6qTBnm7sSKu by [email protected] |
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"You killed my boss!"You're welcome. #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhUMylqWW6bnflJ2 by [email protected] |
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...Honey, that thing's empty. #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhUNFmpG7zSZdLpQ by [email protected] |
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Okay apparently it's not. For some reason? #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhUYLrZ0WZsbYrKK by [email protected] |
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Oh great, R2D2. #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhUYcsXk8SjNWRqi by [email protected] |
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So between here and wherever they're going the trucks have a line of gas st… |
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Post #AwLhUYspaQtbWqzBiK by [email protected] |
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ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLSIT TOLLS FOR DIXIE #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhUZ9qZAVUNcwmEi by [email protected] |
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Truck, or angry cat at feeding time? #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhUZQ9aXYDCCZnea by [email protected] |
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He gets delusional and writes sci fi premises. #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhUZg6dEJLzg2XWC by [email protected] |
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I still don't understand how the guns aren't sentient at this stage. #M… |
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Post #AwLhUZx7bxvEqS082a by [email protected] |
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...JESUS is coming? Or, like, Truck Jesus? #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhUaDQdKxxf1d9SS by [email protected] |
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Actually given the donkey thing, I think Truck Jesus would probably be a Ford F… |
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Post #AwLhUerHN7Dg3mJ280 by [email protected] |
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...Was your dad killed by a hamburger speaker? #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhUf7aOUGOsLw3Xs by [email protected] |
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Ignominious end to the best monster they had, quite frankly. The ice cream truc… |
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Post #AwLhUfPJKaRRlKEDAm by [email protected] |
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Yeah, they had to bring the green goblin back just to blow it up, I guess. Kind… |
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Post #AwLhUffcLxUAZtrEae by [email protected] |
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WHAT THE FU--That text postscript makes no sense.The NUCLEAR SATELLITE didn'… |
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Post #AwLhUjLufA6HzwfYQq by [email protected] |
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"Btw Russian nukes saved the day"BY FAR the least believable thing TO… |
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Post #AwLhUjbrhqrQnQ8IIS by [email protected] |
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"Any similarity to actual events... would be really sad" #Monsterdon |
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Post #AwLhUjrokXcZatb2A4 by [email protected] |
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Lookin' for the Maximum Overdrive reboot set in the near-future where every… |
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Post #AwLhUk9BhxW2SliuEi by [email protected] |
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...Actually that as an answer for "why are you doing this" would be k… |
