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i'm a girl trapped in a boy's body. literally. somebody cut it open and… |
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posting this from the church bathroom btw |
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Post #Ao8kQ68kGqSYW0l9ii by [email protected] |
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i hate that i find some of the boys around my age at church cute. like that hap… |
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there's a guy at church who's always covered in maga/thin blue line/ame… |
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theres also a lot of old ladies in really cute outfits. i wanna wear them all o… |
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also there's this one guy who's an academic involved in geopolitics of … |
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recently he's been getting really into demonology, and constantly asks the … |
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my church just used blatant ai art for an event announcement ew ew ew |
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yall during worship a guy's phone ringtone went off while they were doing t… |
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going to my church really shows how voice is lowkey the most important thing fo… |
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the people in charge of the projector at my family's church are bafflingly … |
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oh there's a lady i don't think i've seen before here who's as … |
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After the sermon, most people go into the fellowship hall and start talking. I … |
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im so jealous of this one friend group of teenage girls here, fuck my shitty tr… |
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as someone who's tasted cardboard, the church's communion wafers taste … |
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@detondev still? That's what they tasted like to me a thousand years ago wh… |
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@detondev actually I had a theory that the wafers they rammed into our mouths w… |
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Post #AqFzR06mLlXHk0Qx7o by [email protected] |
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my parents went off on a back and forth rant about how both the sermon and wors… |
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soooo from 5 to 9 pm every day this week my whole family is going and operating… |
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ive talked a lot about the horrible things my parents have done due to how true… |
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alright im back home from helping with that, it was... interesting, lol. for st… |
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so i copped a bunch of clothes for myself, i don't actually have that many … |
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also at first i was tryna take this ac/dc baseball cap, even though i don't… |
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also at first i was tryna take this ac/dc baseball cap, even though i don't… |
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also at first i was tryna take this ac/dc cap, even though i don't listen t… |
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another thing i forgot to mention, some people my mom's known for a long ti… |
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lol the church people gave a weirdly broad thank you for this, my mom isnt regi… |
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Post #AqiHCRT5aDfTqxxFRY by [email protected] |
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my church's ever-rotating cast of worship singers generally interject rando… |
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Post #AqiLA60KoVf2WQdqiW by [email protected] |
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but today, a lady who usually only shows up sometimes to play the piano sang on… |
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my family walked out the church to the car rather than stopping and talking, an… |
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my mom's autistic about jesus, that must be it. after the song i mentioned … |
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Post #Aqibepp8cZoiaB5GmO by [email protected] |
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@detondev I escaped the parochial system around 7th grade, which I guess means … |
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i hate how this church adds pop choruses to century old hymns like if you want … |
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how much hearing damage do i have from their dogshit audio mixing and absurdly … |
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today was one of those sermons where he brought up the forces of evil and darkn… |
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Post #ArBKP7SpQjZkELhV1E by [email protected] |
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my mom just randomly put both her whole hands on a black woman's hair, palm… |
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my dad just randomly went "that guy has iii-ssues!" to me after inter… |
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btw, i ran into that same guy a short while later. he went "nice hair man,… |
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wild that this is what turned into a megathread about what my church experience… |
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Post #ArBXsEEucIQn2wOzHE by [email protected] |
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@detondev that was me for the past 14 years! 😐🌈❤ |
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Post #ArBsT2bipFLslftzGq by [email protected] |
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lmaooooo turns out my mom invited that very same black woman and somebody else … |
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a cute little kid smiled at me from over his mom's shoulder in worship toda… |
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Post #ArPu3R1aLB8F5YM8YK by [email protected] |
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an underrated part of modern christianity's chokehold is that it's an e… |
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Post #ArPvoM4afT3BIQhOHw by [email protected] |
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yall the way our pastor yells and moves at key moments of every sermon reminds … |
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okay so once every year our church gathers everybody at a local creek and bapti… |
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Post #AreLZ9vuq5wiK3Uklc by [email protected] |
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yall there's a guy here who looks just like dream and he's wearing a &q… |
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mom: "todays sermon made me cry in a bad way"little brother: "ye… |
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Post #AreWnNKAwkEtP9p7su by [email protected] |
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everyday the sheer artlessness of conservative christians reaches a new low. ou… |
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oh yeah now they're using more corporate artstyle posters than ever way to … |
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Post #As7EW64tqvDqgTVgsi by [email protected] |
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every worship singer should be banned from adlibbing |
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Post #As7EW6BdRsbt1Mf4Nc by [email protected] |
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to be clear, the worship leader was doing na na na na na na nursery rhyme melod… |
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Post #As7EW6Hf5TQlK3Tsm0 by [email protected] |
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this church looooves having crying white women come in front of the congregatio… |
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Post #As7EW6Ngj4FdckIhAO by [email protected] |
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as the worship band was playing that one song with the lyrics "I am who Yo… |
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*fist pump* "MAKE ISRAEL GREAT AGAIN! YES! YES! YES!" *jumping in pla… |
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Post #As7OYZ1QD4j2ZZhM0m by [email protected] |
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okay this isnt actually what he meant by that (even though he supports the geno… |
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@detondev say that reminds me: often in here you mention voice training or some… |
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@detondev don't ask me to explain wtf that graphic has to do with anything.… |
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Post #As7b5zD14Db2nRpCvA by [email protected] |
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bad news for me yall, it seems like my parents have started befriending that ma… |
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also, turns out he's also a preacher, he apparently gave a sermon here one … |
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Post #As7nIg64dR7CjiOc2C by [email protected] |
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my whole family debated with each other abt the logistics of baptizing "la… |
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Post #As7pxtyU8vqnYfdCQi by [email protected] |
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soooo my parents invited the turkish ex military guy from church back over for … |
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Post #As7xNb4ziSqwAGsL0S by [email protected] |
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one thing theyve heightened in this telling for me is the hostile atmosphere of… |
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Post #As7yM6vqQ0uGKPS0eW by [email protected] |
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as yall can see, my parents'll consistently (correctly) criticize islamic r… |
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@detondev if this is too personal I apologize and will retract question. When … |
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Post #AsMMIns7wcbZSW6gJk by [email protected] |
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one thing i do give this church credit for is that it's probably the most d… |
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Post #AsaDteWNUi9hnXrw6S by [email protected] |
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one thing i do give this church credit for is that it's probably the most d… |
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Post #AsaDtecl6zGA7Kr236 by [email protected] |
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FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK the la la la la lalalah adlib spread to another worship singer… |
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Post #AsaVCdv1emrWeW2T0S by [email protected] |
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the pastor looooooooves preaching about cheerful giving half the time |
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Post #AsaVCe13INgOxCrHOq by [email protected] |
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the pastor often tells his "come to christ" story, forming a rock ban… |
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today the brother played one of their old songs, but rewritten to be christian … |
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today the brother played one of their old songs, but rewritten to be christian … |
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Post #Asozpg9H19sxhRfihU by [email protected] |
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woke up early and so all through church i was on the verge of passing out like … |
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palm sunday. its crazy to me how literally every church ive ever been to gives … |
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Post #At3VBiSGwMTi12zA9I by [email protected] |
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the pastors pants r purple. why r they purple |
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one of my younger brothers made a crown wrapping palms together, had one sticki… |
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my family's idea of humor is often speaking in racist stereotype versions o… |
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fuck i forgot my family's gonna get up over an hour sooner than i usually d… |
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back from easter service btw, was abt what i expected: church stuffed with peop… |
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wholesome: little brother bonds with elderly woman with the makeup skill of an … |
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Post #AtWKuG3XuOu33fIJxA by [email protected] |
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my mom found out the church needs a new bass player and is tryna convince my li… |
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im pretty sure ive only mentioned this once in a dm convo over the four years i… |
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im pretty sure ive only mentioned this once in a dm convo over the four years i… |
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Post #AtkxIgVDkYdaV8kjEu by [email protected] |
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@detondev you used a curious word; what exactly is being "normal" abo… |
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Post #AuDxd2EoHaqxHucPFA by [email protected] |
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ppl here gotta stop making their teenage daughters join the worship team, they … |
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actually there's a silver lining to the daughters forced to sing, and it… |
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there’s this psychologist who goes to our church. he’s 44 years old and met… |
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we actually visited their fancy ass house last year. most i remember of convers… |
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a cute little kid smiled at me from her pew once again, but this time she was o… |
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just saw maga polar express guy without a maga or american flag cap for the fir… |
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there was a no kings protest outside my family's church the other day, and … |
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one of the church elders, the (ex?) military programmer / kung fu instructor / … |
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Post #AvAA5O9OsCW9yY3Ano by [email protected] |
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@detondev that's kind of weird, is it not? |
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the pastor's on sabbatical for the first time in his career, so for the sum… |
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today it was a brazillian missionary pastor who's been here a buncha times … |
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Post #AvrsNrM9mBm7Y3uaZ6 by [email protected] |
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GOD MADE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU... EUNUCH! |
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today it was a brazillian missionary pastor who's been here a buncha times … |
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Post #Avug6HRZQgyfGiAuA4 by [email protected] |
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younger brother chatted up the turkish ex-military guy again in the hall. he wa… |
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Post #AvvLZEk4eIsJPNkvdA by [email protected] |
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younger brother chatted up the turkish ex-military guy again in the hall. he wa… |
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Post #Aw63CH0SP4mnKmsXcu by [email protected] |
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"so i was taking my kids to this candy store... and they were going like D… |
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younger brother introduced the turkish guy to the islamophobia lady today. she … |
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"SAY AMEN TO THE CANDY BAG CHURCH" has quickly become a meme phrase i… |
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gonna be so real the first thing i thought when today's guest pastor steppe… |
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Post #AwKYXylOjCFfuy6VDE by [email protected] |
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@detondev catholic or protestant? |
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i still can't figure out what's up with worship leaders at this church.… |
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today's guest pastor was that particularly sauceless worship guy lol. this … |
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AAAAArrgghfhfhfh I just remembered the church is designing its new "outdoo… |
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this week's guest pastor is a guy from st louis who told a long story of ho… |
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guest pastor: can any of yall get me something to wipe this melting Hershey wit… |
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if god is real may he bless this chruch's strangely large population of lit… |
