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Please tell me your favourite programming language without telling me the langu…
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@nixCraft if err != nil { return err }
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@nixCraft will blow your leg off.
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@nixCraft sadly it's ... IEnumerable<T>
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@nixCraft Blaise
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@nixCraft Shakes fist at meters of compiler error output
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@nixCraft In which sense favourite?.. In some sense this>++++++++[<++++++…
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@nixCraft Lambda: The Ultimate Imperative.
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@nixCraft yeah, indentation matters.
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@nixCraft -๐š‡๐š–๐šก๐Ÿบ๐š -๐š‡๐š‡:+๐š„๐šœ๐šŽ๐™ถ๐Ÿท๐™ถ๐™ฒ
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@nixCraft "Spam Egg Spam Spam Bacon + Spam"
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@nixCraft (((((())))))
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@nixCraft noobs will claim my favorite language is very risky and complex, but …
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@nixCraft |
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@nixCraft
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@nixCraft goto label;
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@nixCraft "Why use many words when you can use little?"
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@nixCraft xor AX, AX
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@nixCraft ```bool foo(const void *ptr, size_t size){ struct { uint16_…
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""" @nixCraft I'm not sure spaces translate properly across …
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@nixCraft Explicit is better than implicit.
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@nixCraft DATA: lt_kna1 TYPE SORTED TABLE OF kna1 WITH KEY kunnr.LOOP AT lt_kna…
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@nixCraft I can't tell you, but perhaps I can give you a few pointers.
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@nixCraft I can do this: !!$too
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@nixCraft import antigravity
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@nixCraft There was a project that used to estimate uptake of my language using…
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@nixCraft meaningfully verbose
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@nixCraft I write everything in a single line. Of Klingon.
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@nixCraft SELECT pl.language_name AS programming_languageFROM programming…
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@nixCraft microsoft java.
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@nixCraft You wouldn' …
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@nixCraft Blazingly fast ๐Ÿš€ and memory-safe ๐Ÿš€
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@nixCraft โ˜•
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@nixCraft zsh: bad interpreter: /bin/bash: no such file or directory
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@nixCraft It's blazingly fast!
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@nixCraft.googlead {display:none;}
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@nixCraft alternatively my least favorite; why not use as MANY words as possibl…
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@nixCraft 3.times { puts "Hi!" }
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@nixCraft there is more than one way to do it.
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@distrowatch @nixCraft xor ax,bx xor bx,ax xor ax,bx
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@nixCraft List.map (\x -> div [] [ text x ] )
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@nixCraft defer recover()
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@nixCraft strtotime();I also miss the verbose one with all the square brackets …
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@nixCraft on error resume next ;)
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@nixCraft I'm very visual person and YOU SHOULD USE TABS FOR SPACING DAMNIT.
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@nixCraft COMEFROM 9200
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@nixCraft * 300: EA CTHULHU FHTAGN 60* 300L300- NOP301- NOM NOM NOM304- RTS
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@nixCraft hey guys, did you know that 70% of bugs are because of unsafe memory …
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@nixCraft We must make UNIX portable!
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@nixCraft NaN(yeah, really)
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@nixCraft using My.Favourite.Language;
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@simonlevesque @nixCraft Java?Edit: oh sorry, you said meaningfully.
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@nixCraft itโ€™s all about the monads.
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@nixCraft I was younger than it's popularity. How is it popular again?
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@nixCraft The sleek sweep of a croissant.
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@LaurentFr @nixCraft Option Explicit?
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@Gina @nixCraft when I learned this language I was so happy to read all the imp…
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@ouroukaye @nixCraft I worked in gov at the time, so we were always at least 4 …
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@Gina @nixCraft yep :)At first, i just wanted to say "verbose", but t…
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@nixCraft10
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@nixCraft (Not my actual favourite programming language.)
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@nixCraft I'm old and grumpy and I just want stuff to work without much eff…
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@nixCraft here we go again().
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@Hal_9000 @nixCraft no, it's the Forbidden Instruction in a famous single-l…
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@PerlPlayer @nixCraft Beat me to it:"There is more than one way to describ…
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@nixCraft Monty
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@LaurentFr @nixCraft and I thought i had a basic understanding.
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@ligasser @nixCraft told as dead since 25 years ago but still breathing. And st…
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@nixCraft IndentationError
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@nixCraft Feโ‚‚Oโ‚ƒยทnHโ‚‚O
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@nixCraft โ€œthereโ€™s more than one way to do itโ€โ„ข๏ธ
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@nixCraft 10 PRINT "HELLO, WORLD!"20 GOTO 10
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@nixCraft
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@nixCraft See what I did there?
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@nixCraft Memory safety.
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@nixCraft Love me some parentheses.
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@nixCraft unsafePerformIO
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@nixCraft for i โˆˆ eachindex(ary)
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@nixCraft trendsetter for helpful compiler error messages
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@nixCraft significant whitespace
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@nixCraft miss an indentation, pay the priceโ€ฆ
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@Hal_9000 @nixCraft ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@nils_ballmann @nixCraft ๐Ÿ
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@Liaely @nixCraft how is this so accurate ๐Ÿ˜…
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@nixCraft the Swiss Army Chainsaw
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@nixCraft Fe+O2
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@nixCraftschattenbaum.net
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@nixCraft t = 0:0.1:300*pi;y = linspace(0, 1, numel(t))plot3 (cos (t), y, cos(t…
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@nixCraft You're flying! How?
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@nixCraft nop. I mean, nope.
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@nixCraft It definitely makes sense to rewrite EVERY software in it. Donโ€™t qu…
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@nixCraft hadamardโ†{(โชโจ,โŠขโช-)โฃโตโช1}
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@nixCraft
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@nixCraft Microsoft got sued for trying to extend it
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@nixCraft while((CRC.STATUS & CRC_BUSY_bm));
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@nixCraft works as indented.
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@nixCraft public final NixCraftAnswerProviderFactory extends AbstractAnswerProv…
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@nixCraft named after a fungus.
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@nixCraft <love>lang</love>
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@nixCraft use strict
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@nixCraft print('hello world')
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@nixCraft Sometimes, I write it in an editor and separately do something to run…
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@nixCraft ๐ŸŽ
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@nixCraft โ€œMay I borrow this?โ€โ€œNo.โ€โ€œWhy not?โ€โ€œYou know why. You a…
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@nixCraft Term ::= a (Variable) | (Term Term) (Application) | ฮปa. …
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@nixCraft "Real" professional developers like to talk shit about it.
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@nixCraft ::<>
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@nixCraft "Where the fuck is that memory leak???" *runs valgrind*
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@nixCraft segmentation fault, core dumped
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@nixCraft std::unique_ptr vs. raw pointer
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@nixCraft I hate semicolons
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@nixCraft My darling doesn't have packages, but gems.
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@nixCraft StrategyProviderFactoryFactory
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@nixCraft There's More Than One Way To Do It
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@nixCraftHere's the last line of every program in this language:)))))))))))…
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@nixCraftA monad is simply a monoid in the category of endofunctors, duh.(= (ju…
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@nixCraft SIGSEGV
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@nixCraft bailing out near line 1
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@nixCraft T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM
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