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Post #Aw74lHy578DjZ3zJjc by [email protected] |
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IT jobs lingo decoded:• “We’re like a family” = no boundaries & cal… |
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Post #Aw7532spw9Dhzd0Auu by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Don't forget: "Many hats" = Nobody knows what's goi… |
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Post #Aw75EGbBHgeFiQ5u1g by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "full-stack rockstar" = the only one exploitated resource f… |
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Post #Aw761vi3DwdDPLzMhs by [email protected] |
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Post #Aw781Lkn6fVXnk7bLE by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft If a business describes itself as a family, RUN. |
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Post #Aw78wgJlK3Cq5NoiGm by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft not just in IT, in my opinion, but that seems to be where a lot of th… |
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Post #Aw799KB0xC31BHknTs by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft . “Work hard, play hard” = “There is a lot of alcohol-based sel… |
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Post #Aw79NKWITSp2IeO3A8 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft You translate corporate weaselspeak well. |
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Post #Aw7CHGEzlpgN9a5l2G by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "Room for growth/development": You'll do a senior job o… |
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Post #Aw7DFnsnoqUWrqa2d6 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft ...accurate...Let me think..."You have to be stress-resistant&qu… |
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Post #Aw7Egxrsu0OjbofMg4 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "Agile" = Do kludge knowing there is never time and budget … |
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Post #Aw7FAAWYvUPHG7cPNA by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "AI coding assisted" = you won't be let thinking and de… |
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Post #Aw7FGGQxroWvKDuH7w by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft “hybrid” – 5 days in office + 2 days WFH |
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Post #Aw7FP8hzxUxJyK6e2K by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "we don't have a 9 to 5 mentality" = you will be taking… |
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Post #Aw7FogIwBg5vPIYztA by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "Entry Level" = 3+ years of experience required if you have… |
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Post #Aw7GUCaf3PhJPeeUsK by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "arcade room" - "don't get caught there during wor… |
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Post #Aw7IjctJkYjbEfrS2i by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft bookmarked Silicon Valley techbro move fast / break things "wisd… |
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Post #Aw7LV9wurHkBHYKzey by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Agile = “We are clinging onto the old processes for as long as poss… |
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Post #Aw7LzyvvrhRK5tZgwK by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "Young, dynamic [or whatever] team" in places where it'… |
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Post #Aw7MseY3MGcKnWTUMy by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft industry leading benefits packageVision and dental not covered. |
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Post #Aw7SEuJRvV5xpe4hbU by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I’m curious, most of these seem like coded red-flags; are there any… |
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Post #Aw7SubqoxOkcjiZM0W by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "Innovative" = same shit companies always do but now with A… |
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Post #Aw7Ty1wOVnDITYN4oC by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "Work at an inspiring location only 10 minutes walk from public … |
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Post #Aw7Y94O09zrr3sntWi by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "Hackathons" = work on company goals on your own time, get … |
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Post #Aw7YOqwBvgKJz8K0bA by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "Agile" - we love to micro-manage. |
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Post #Aw7c7rlS0BD9RWSAt6 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "Relaxed hot-desking hybrid workspace" = there's no boo… |
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Post #Aw7dQfEMvRbS1jVUsy by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft flexible work hours means you'll work your regular 40 hours on th… |
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Post #Aw7fz9Vp2u09hJFBHU by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "AGILE" - We don't do design here. Just keep smashing t… |
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Post #Aw7gGgm2dJqrmOByyW by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "Great opportunity to learn & grow" = chucked in at the… |
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Post #Aw7gmkP4fqiOIqjiBE by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Woman "managerial" is also a thing. It means supervisor, fa… |
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Post #Aw7hRX5L60cGrzxA24 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I adore this post, it's my whole working life. Thank goodness tha… |
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Post #Aw7iwmNIOowtDlod7o by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft The most important:• "IT support" = We'll also ask y… |
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Post #Aw7m5yTn3ywNERvhQW by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft other red flags:* can-do attitude: you are expected to own issues out… |
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Post #Aw7mO0u0nGD9xWnQW0 by [email protected] |
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@derek @nixCraft Na. "hybrid" == all weekdays in the office. Sat/Sun … |
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Post #Aw7mRuVwUEkZIxOcb2 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "Unlimited Time Off" - we can say this because everybody… |
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Post #Aw7mRue5zvGviFD8Iy by [email protected] |
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@nickthewright @nixCraft Dynamic Environment = requirements? who the hell needs… |
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Post #Aw7mb7fawYkWiFItPs by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft * "Lots of benefits" = A fussball table* "Remote work … |
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Post #Aw7mbkNt0Kl0mcJnjE by [email protected] |
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@[email protected] "No boundaries and call at midnight" is why… |
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Post #Aw7meRnAaPD5zOQqp6 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I think you may have been using the start up dialect for “We’re … |
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Post #Aw7mffbmhdGF85gpd2 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "Problem Solver" - They need a bitch to pick up the tickets… |
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Post #Aw7mqoSS8nNPlFddWC by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft > “Competitive salary”heh reminds me of thisRE: https://outerh… |
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Post #Aw7muu6F6gX6PvCUAC by [email protected] |
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@xefortanzo @nixCraft *Stating a narrow salary range upfront.*Full remote work.… |
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Post #Aw7n1E6pcnvKDGUUVM by [email protected] |
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@bit @nixCraft "Great company culture" = Arbitrary ever-changing unsp… |
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Post #Aw7nEwVLsIanfSV4jY by [email protected] |
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@nantucketebooks @nixCraft If a org describes it self as a family, look for who… |
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Post #Aw7nFvpJsfoHr3JNpI by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft lol |
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Post #Aw7nWHsDgAdArgT17o by [email protected] |
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@Plan_A_to_Y @nixCraft That one where they ask for x years' experience on a… |
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Post #Aw7nh8AY6GaDx8D8zY by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Industry leading benefits: you can leave an hour early on Christmas E… |
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Post #Aw7nl9CGDmu6IXvWjI by [email protected] |
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@nickthewright @nixCraft I worked for a company that did this and at no point m… |
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Post #Aw7nqmRZjHWXT6mBYO by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "Challenging environment" = We need about 30% more staff to… |
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Post #Aw7nqmZNGHlJrIQPi4 by [email protected] |
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@TundraWolf @nixCraft "cutting edge" = we change technology stack eve… |
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Post #Aw7nzplqjG4sORZnXc by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "We need a rockstar/guru/ninja" = We want a single person t… |
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Post #Aw7o1bXoaqDAqlr8wC by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft IMO: when they brag about being fully funded by venture capitalists =… |
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Post #Aw7o2xv6t0kyXLOvuS by [email protected] |
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@alex @nixCraft "unlimited vacation time" - no preset vacation unless… |
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Post #Aw7oJTyNTzoUa0o0Aa by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft who keeps inventing these corporate buzzwords? :meow_boopglare: |
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Post #Aw8IwSWxmA9K1eU4vo by [email protected] |
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Unlimited holiday time = everyone looks at you funny if you take time off.@nixC… |
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Post #Aw8KGTQ2Hb1gWhLqbo by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I have done something similar after years of working in the industry.… |
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Post #Aw8UahFtY2OWlxtEi8 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Agile = daily stand-up with everybody in the department even though t… |
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Post #Aw8dFDp8g5TOzyD4qW by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "world leading organisation" = "our managers have no e… |
