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Sometimes, I receive questions which leave both me, and the person asking, bamb…
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@neil I think we should burn the modern web down and just start over at this po…
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@Razemix @neil YES!
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It is as if the "old magic" has got lost in a sea of "cloud&quot…
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@neil I made my website in Netscape Communicator. Zero enshittification!
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@neil hilarious
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@neil Wait... No CGNAT? I've never found an ISP with such option where I li…
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@danielcasanueva @neil I've had the same IP since 2007, when I last changed…
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@neil @davep My own email server was in the bookcase behind me.
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@neil Sadly also pervasive deep in tech architecture as well. I've had peop…
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@etchedpixels Yes, a similar thing!
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@etchedpixels @neil A few years ago, I listened to two developers talking about…
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@larsmb @etchedpixels @neil Wat‽ What was their reasoning? Did they think it …
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@neil I'm somewhat envious of people who have ISPs good enough for this. I …
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@TerryHancock > I assume this means you must have a fixed-IP service?Yes, v4…
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@neil @TerryHancock it helps a lot, Andrews and Arnold aren't the only ISP …
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@lanodan We had lettuce from our garden this evening, and our first ripe strawb…
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@neil Same for my tiny site on my solar-powered RPi...
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@neil Since the Cloud is just technically someone else's computer, from *th…
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@neil I think you might like this article: https://infrequently.org/2025/06/con…
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@intrbiz Thank you!
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@neil I will also say, that as a Software Engineer, I'm feeling increasingl…
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The fedi Slashdot effect?Far less of a challenge if your page doesn't requi…
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@neil last time my blog was on the front page of HN my server was using 1% of 1…
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@neil honestly, even with all of the above a website can still load fast.It&#39…
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@virtulis @neil I've tooted my Drupal site's links for heavens sake, an…
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@virtulis Yeah, the number of requests I see going to unpkg is too damn high. B…
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@neil Is that moustache from AWS or Azure?
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@darkling @neil 🤣🤣
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@azonenberg I remember somebody running a blog and trying to get it to go viral…
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@argv_minus_one @azonenberg I don't *aim* to break my blog, but I toot link…
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@neilTap the sign. https://lewiswork.etsy.com/listing/1835962605
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@LewisWorkshop @neil You got FAST dialup and modem, you lucky bastard?I only wa…
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@argv_minus_one @azonenberg @neil I think that’s one of the biggest issues to…
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@cerement @argv_minus_one @neil I'm the crazy who implemented a ssh server …
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@neil @argv_minus_one @azonenberg It's not like aren't enough servers a…
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@neil funny that my website has exactly 30Mb of images, but nothing else, it&#3…
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@lanodan @neil didn't check but very likely this png image is wa larger tha…
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@azonenberg That's the spirit!
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@Razemix @neil Can we please also burn down javascript and html and replace the…
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@etchedpixels HTML itself isn't so bad and (when written properly/semantica…
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@neil I've done it!https://eliasrudberg.se/*proud of ancient magic achievem…
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@neil It does work pretty well.
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@bweller Right!
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@neil damn that *is* just text! huh!
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@argv_minus_one @azonenberg @neil Just like how you can write safe, reliable so…
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@brouhaha @argv_minus_one @azonenberg @neil the last two words of that are the …
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@neil our uni web team could learn a thing or two from this.They have added loa…
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@neil It's amazing how many static web sites you can serve from a single ng…
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@neil I had multiple Serious Discussions with people in $lastjob over them havi…
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@darkling @neil This is me at $CurrentJob
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@neil You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means…
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@neil I do it.And with some pictures.And a few lines of PHP to show a directory…
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@keefmarshall @neil I looked at Wordpress.Hell of a lot of layers and code to s…
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@edward @neil brilliant
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@etchedpixels @Razemix @neil I could go pher that.
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@neil"Cloud" is marketspeak for "surrender your soul to us"…
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@neil similarly, you don’t need piles of accessibility code if you just use t…
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@neil quick. Invent a pretend CDN domain that will only sign up customers with …
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@neil What LLM model do you use?...
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@Lydie @neil Bless! There's a name I've not heard in an age.
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@neil @Viss I remember back in the 90s, when I did IT for a department at a hos…
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@neil This hurt to read lol
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@neil Beautiful.
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@azonenbergI'm most impressed with doing the pki side of things that quickl…
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@encthenet The AES-GCM is hardware in the STM32H735.PKI is Curve25519 using my …
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@gumnos @etchedpixels @Razemix @neil It's not even the js that ruins it. It…
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@dalias @gumnos @etchedpixels @neil 100% agree. I like JS. I don't like sev…
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@argv_minus_one @azonenberg @neil You could run it on pretty much anything made…
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@eliasr @neil Ooh! Ooh!Eye want a minimalist web page too, Elias, to verify MY …
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@neil I assume the strawberry runs strawbian?(Edit: because I can't read an…
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@azonenberg @neil Mine shrugged off Hacker News and Ars Technica just fine, and…
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@intrbiz @neil We're currently deep into the process of destroying the bios…
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@DamonHD @neil Ironically a cloud could take it offline! 😉
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@neil I am treated like a confused old fart when I tell people applications and…
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@neil "We used to optimise code, back in my day, now, do any of you kids k…
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@ftp_alun @neil if you know how to find and fix performance issues, or even bet…
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@etchedpixels @Razemix @neil that'd also mean we'd have to replace Mast…
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@kwramm @etchedpixels @Razemix @neil Egh. Leave the API and let the client deal…
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@edward @neil Checks the Server Log
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@etchedpixelsMake every browser parse djot.@Razemix @neil
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@neil That's one reason my blog is a static web site. True, it's gener…
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@intrbiz @neil I very much think that the concept of using computers to solve p…
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@etchedpixels @Razemix @neil It already exists: https://geminiprotocol.net/
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@azonenberg @cerement @argv_minus_one @neil Eye think that if Eye had the knowl…
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@rothko @edward @neil No, cloudy! 🤓
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@azonenberg @neil Modern computers are bonkers fast, and people just don't …
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@dalias @azonenberg @neil There’s a lack of time, and we’re downing in tech…
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@rmq @azonenberg @neil Maybe we should try deleting systems instead of making t…
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@ozzelot @neil Eye'm fully convinced that all the souls sent to hell have m…
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@lanodan @neil there's no bush, it's just someone else's garden
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@darkling @neil No, he made it himself from old hair and papier mâché.But he …
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@lanodan @neil there was even a song about it. https://youtu.be/xM2cImmoQdY?si=…
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@neil
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If you like writing pages in markdown without doing raw HTML, I know plenty of …
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@lanodan @neil
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@vampirdaddy @LewisWorkshop @neilHear the Speed !
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@traecer @darkling @neil This is me at $job.every("sigh")
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@martinl @edward @neil hah iswydt
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@neil People forget that not everyone builds their website in a heavy framework…
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@fishidwardrobe @etchedpixels @Razemix @neil 😂
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@simon_lucyWell https makes caching not much of a thing. I mean browser cache y…
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@rmq @etchedpixels @Razemix @neil if we'd need a dedicated client, we could…
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@lanodan @neil @dalias Fun thing I noticed recently in F-Zero (SNES)... Mute Ci…
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@keefmarshall @neil I'm at three sites right now on the cheapest VPS $provi…
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@etchedpixels @neil raw html 1.0
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@dalias @azonenberg @neil They really don't. I'm regularly mind-blown h…
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@encthenet It works well in my testing and passes all of the test vectors I&#39…
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@azonenberg Doing constant cycle runtime takes a huge chunk of the easy attacks…
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@encthenet yes and my main use case is remote management of networking and scad…
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@etchedpixels @Razemix @neil replace the markup with markup?
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@zbrown @etchedpixels @Razemix @neil HTMD?
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@LittleOwl > "Built in react/angular" on LinkedIn. But weird confe…
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@dch @neil what page score test site was that btw?
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@zymurgic @neil 640KB of JS should be enough for anyone.
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@JessTheUnstill @keefmarshall Yes! The website in my original toot is generated…
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@tschundler @dalias @azonenberg @neil
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@neil have people actually said "it cant possibly be hosted at home"
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@lyncia Yes!
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@neil Just curious, are you forcing all requests through HTTPS or are is some o…
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@grumble209 All https (and no support for legacy cipher suites).
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@lonewolf225 Yep!
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@neil if you doing static website, I am making a new protocol for HTML to merge…
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@solomon_schloosser Thanks, but I am happy with my current setup. Good luck wit…
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@neil You are your own “cloud”.
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@shannonkay Yes, something like that!
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@neil Sounding familiar. I feel like it's spreading.https://mstdn.social/@_…
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@_L1vY_ Yes, I think that more (but still few) people are doing this.
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@wendynather @davep Nice!
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@[email protected] It's the nice thing about sites on the Gemini…
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@Uraael Oh, I'm very much assuming good faith here, just the lack of a shar…
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@neil @Uraael It's the confidence level that gives me.
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@jonas Bravo!
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@neil It cannot be in my home? Okay, I guess I'll shut them all down then...
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@xinit Or move out! :)
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@neil YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
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@neil I currently live in a student apartment and unfortunately don't have …
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@amici Yes, I hope so too. With IPv6!
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@neil I have a feeling the cloud/cdn people have done a way too good job on mar…
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@kly Oh, I'm not dunking on people who use CDNs. There will be plenty of pe…
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@neil idk if you get this question often, but if you are hosting your web serve…
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@kebokyo The network is VLAN'd, with firewalls in place both at network lev…
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@neil @kebokyo The old saw is "unplug it, lock it in a safe, put the safe …
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@neil I always wondered, do you get problems from AI scraping your website?
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@LapisPebble I haven't noticed any problems. I haven't gone looking for…
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@neil So what frontend framework do you use?
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@zikko Yes, exactly!(HTML and CSS ftw.)
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@neil Still a mystery to me, why people use 1MB Frameworks to do the same stuff…
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@zikko I know enough JavaScript to be dangerous, which is almost exactly the wr…
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@neil @TerryHancock Also manageable by various services e.g.https://www.dynu.co…
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@kel @neil @TerryHancock A fair number of the decent DNS registrars offer this,…
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@wishy @kel @TerryHancock Same here. A Mastodon instance on an old Intel NUC in…
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@neil you are lucky to have a decent ISP at least, but yeah it makes me sad to …
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@mattl I'll be the first to agree that our site is - by choice - incredibly…
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@neil Even if you did need dynamic content, there are ways to do it efficiently…
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@argv_minus_one @neil @mattl I did something really inefficient in perl, runnin…
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@neil CDNs and the Cloud are dreamed by the utterly deranged. Even when the web…
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@dalias @azonenberg @neil i don't understand why nobody exploits this and d…
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@JessTheUnstill @keefmarshall @neil that's basically what I do, but with a …
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@dlakelan @argv_minus_one @azonenberg @neil On the backend there is cacheing, f…
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@janvenetor @lanodan @neil it's just 10KiB PNG ;)
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@alesroubicek @lanodan @neil so only one third of the mario game, and five time…
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@kwramm @etchedpixels @Razemix @neil The old web didn’t only use php, and now…
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@janvenetor @lanodan @neil So you can load 92kB WASM implementation of NES emul…
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@neil I made a really fast e-commerce site that was really fast because 90% of …
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@neil the weird big JavaScript frameworks have always baffled me just have your…
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@neil ... and each of these http requests doesn't require 30 more http requ…
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Cold-war spies already knew that.Come to think of it, bush data storage using c…
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@darkling @neil We regret to inform you that Google Stache will cease all opera…
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@neil @JessTheUnstill I use writefreely for that, which does have a server side…
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@derf @neil It would have to be a 10-day cloud!
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@keefmarshall @JessTheUnstill @freebliss Nice!
Post #AveObntluEezCMtAcy by [email protected]
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@Razemix @neil How about we revitalise the web3 by making sites in IPFS?
Post #AvePht4Lh8AIvVIidU by [email protected]
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@zymurgic @neil Garage Delivery Network 😁
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@dch @neil Huh, I also got 96 on accessibility. Their objection? Black text o…
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@DamonHD @neil Sounds cool. Did you blog the setup? I’ve wanted to try a sola…
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@derf @neil Here's some links!https://www.earth.org.uk/note-on-Raspberry-Pi…
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@derf @neil Note that the RPi draws at most about 100Wh (0.1kWh) per day, and t…
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@purple @neil @Razemix I know what the M stands for, but it's like the &#39…
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@neil BRO, THIS SHIT IS ON MY STEAMDECK, POWERED BY A SOLAR PANEL AND MY SKILL …
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@neil Weren't DR's concurrent/multiuser team in Newbury?
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@Razemix @neil It is already smoking. Let's focus on making proper thing.
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@lanodan @neil may I suggest a better alt than the filename ?This would make yo…
Post #AvelQpW7qUZ3ykZ51c by [email protected]
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@lanodan @neil thanks !
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@lanodan @neil @janvenetor The image is 10 kB ^^It would actually be kind of sa…
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@neil there is so much cargo-culting in tech.A decade ago using a CDN had the r…
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@rysiek tbh putting my own static files into something like keycdn still makes …
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@Razemix Like this ?https://garagehq.deuxfleurs.fr/@zymurgic @neil
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@neil I have no idea if my page ever went viral because for the longest time (t…
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@simon_m I didn't say "CDNs do not make sense ever under any circumsta…
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@neil wow. What do they imagine "the cloud" is? I'm a completely …
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@lauerhahn @neil The Truth !!
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@TerryHancock @neil I host my forgejo on a dynamic IP. The IP basically only ch…
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@pietervdvn Tip: use an updater program that only actually sends an update if t…
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@neil I mean I kind of get it. DNS kind of sucks for some people. As in, unless…
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@enthusiast101 If you have fiber and a static IP address, you can run a DNS ser…
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@argv_minus_one @neilA static IP would likely have helped the issue, but it&#39…
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@enthusiast101 Well, you can also offload all the DNS stuff and still run the w…
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@neil Some folks have never heard of C10k and it shows.
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@AMS C10M was achieved ~15 years ago. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C10k_proble…
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@argv_minus_one Thanks for that C10M update! I knew C10K has long been readily …
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@TerryHancock The problem with colocation is that only you can fix it if it bre…
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@neil Although I no longer have my own machines on the net I do use a very simp…
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@karlauerbach Static site generators are a lovely thing. Even if the generator …
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@neil I used to run a web server in my home, on a 486 connected by dialup. It w…
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@argv_minus_one @neil 😂 Yep, MPAQ is doing it. #TakeTheInternetBack
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@argv_minus_one @neil My mind is boggled, argv minus one.This is starting to so…
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@jstatepost @argv_minus_one @neil I had to walk ten miles in the snow to my sch…
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@zillion @jstatepost @argv_minus_one @neil So you lived at a time when html was…
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@glitzersachen @jstatepost @argv_minus_one @neil I wrote nearly half my thesis …
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@jstatepost @argv_minus_one @neil I just think the image you suggest is hilario…
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@argv_minus_one @neil I have a VPS that is primarily used as a proxy for the in…
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@zillion @argv_minus_one @neil Same, Zillion.And Eye was living in a cardboard …
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@jstatepost @argv_minus_one @neil Well, come to think of it, I actually _did_ w…
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@[email protected] @[email protected] i run all my stu…
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@jstatepost @zillion @argv_minus_one @neil You had a cardboard box? LUXURY!
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@lerxst YOU saw what Eye did there, Ludwig!
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@jstatepost The Four Yorkshiremen sketch is one of my favorites!
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@glitzersachen @jstatepost @argv_minus_one @neil 😂
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@argv_minus_one @neilA 13 year old ebay-bargain Dell rack server in my attic ru…
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@glitzersachen @zillion @jstatepost @argv_minus_one @neil ..and there I was upd…
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@lerxst Eye heartedly concur, Ludwig.That one always cracks me up.PS: Eye remem…
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@lanodan @neil @janvenetor Right, that's what I would expect! PNG isn't…
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@lina @lanodan @neil @janvenetor My understanding is that ZLib is a core part o…
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@alcinnz @lanodan @neil @janvenetor Yes.
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@neil ahhh yes. That old chestnut. A classic.
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