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Post #AvUeESdQSA8IHAXES8 by [email protected] |
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WANKBOT 2000 SAYS "I GOT YOU BRO (tugs) SELECT SPEED (fast/ultra-fast/2kHz… |
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Post #AvUeESkA37WKc3gbx2 by [email protected] |
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@cstross Reading the term “penile degloving” made me wince. |
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Post #AvWDlLy9woteiGc3PM by [email protected] |
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@cstross "After long years of research we've finally found it: The mos… |
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Post #AvWDlV8lqjjT9me9hI by [email protected] |
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@cstross Gee, thanks for the nightmares |
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Post #AvWDlesTeAdnM96Hgm by [email protected] |
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@cstross And all I’m thinking is „is it good UX design, if you have to stab… |
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Post #AvWDlyWWbUxsHqz2FU by [email protected] |
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@cstross what is that? Why is it wearing headphones? 😬 |
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Post #AvWDlycuDm4Kbdy8C8 by [email protected] |
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@FediThing @cstross it’s obviously an anthropomorphic telepresence urinal. Wh… |
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Post #AvWDlykLm61WyjS4nY by [email protected] |
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@c0dec0dec0de @FediThing @cstross it is though https://www.redhotcyber.com/en/p… |
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Post #AvWDlyrnKPyjLow1Oy by [email protected] |
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@aburka @c0dec0dec0de @FediThing @cstross What are the arms for? Does it hold y… |
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Post #AvWDlztxTrIsYoxGPg by [email protected] |
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@FediThing @cstross it doesn't want to listen to its users. |
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Post #AvWDm823FeWxmEnq8e by [email protected] |
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@cstross oh Christ. All right, who let the pissplay folk and robofuckers invent… |
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Post #AvWDmCoPTnacbNSW4O by [email protected] |
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@cstross Does it say "UROBOT" on the front? Abbreviation of URination… |
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Post #AvWDmHTg8Iyf4WnWwy by [email protected] |
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@cstross Wait, if I could have a bot follow me around and be ready any minute I… |
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Post #AvWDmJtHA6doYUn07s by [email protected] |
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@cstross what a great time saver. You could actually do your taxes at the same … |
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Post #AvWDmRyX6RbFd7JJQm by [email protected] |
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@aburka @FediThing @cstross thanks! I hate it |
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Post #AvWDmS4Yk2Q7vo87pA by [email protected] |
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@c0dec0dec0de @FediThing @cstross every single person involved in the design an… |
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Post #AvWDmUGKbF1citeYS0 by [email protected] |
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@mindpersephone @cstross "... looks just like a Telefunken U47..." |
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Post #AvWDmWryuEKWoFHePg by [email protected] |
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@cstross it also bring business opportunities in the form of 3rd-party body she… |
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Post #AvWDmjHakpwjJ9MGzw by [email protected] |
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@cstross "I haven't got my glasses on. Does that say blow dry?" |
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Post #AvWDms0CKsNeLoI0dU by [email protected] |
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@c0dec0dec0de @FediThing @cstross and I thought it was bad when I had a colleag… |
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Post #AvWDn0vv89J439MDia by [email protected] |
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@FediThing @cstross Noise cancelling headphones.Because of the screaming. |
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Post #AvWDn5ZPtFHCQnrops by [email protected] |
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@aburka When China invades Taiwan they are in for a hell of a shock. The robot … |
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Post #AvWDnDMwtU3acS5yVs by [email protected] |
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@aburka @c0dec0dec0de @FediThing @cstross Do we know why it has hands? Dare we … |
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Post #AvWDnQ6PYHYK6vSS2a by [email protected] |
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@aburka @c0dec0dec0de @FediThing @cstross @tbn97 wow, that’s totally my fetis… |
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Post #AvWDnQDr6bVWU0wOe0 by [email protected] |
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@revndm @aburka @c0dec0dec0de @FediThing @cstross your poor Roomba 😜😂 |
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Post #AvWDnWSbuesJpVtGTY by [email protected] |
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@aburka @c0dec0dec0de @FediThing @cstross How aobut "no"? |
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Post #AvWDnfh7a4pWT7kTqK by [email protected] |
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@cstross With the convenient SloppySeconds® brand jizz receptacle. Much better… |
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Post #AvWDnouZJRvz3R6qYK by [email protected] |
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@aburka @c0dec0dec0de @FediThing @cstross It was only when the Urobots started … |
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Post #AvWDo4KI06QArYG6E4 by [email protected] |
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@cstross 😝 2kHz is a frequency that has historically been limited to teenage… |
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Post #AvWDo9Djnt9S2gERCy by [email protected] |
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@cstross Now I feel a lot less awkward about using this one. |
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Post #AvWDoCv638cJW1Xbhw by [email protected] |
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@cstross At last, a use case for AI and streaming data |
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Post #AvWDoO6qRnYCDe7e2y by [email protected] |
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@cstross I was going to ask why it had hands.But now you've put *that* imag… |
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Post #AvWDoPxLa58pwlh5WK by [email protected] |
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@cstrossIt's all vacuum bots smiering cat or dogshit all over the floor aga… |
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Post #AvWDoqawXUGOZ6Q4qe by [email protected] |
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@Uilebheist @cstross It’s a urine analyzing “robot”. |
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Post #AvWDozra4zv5JJGzWy by [email protected] |
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@cstross that's close, but this is the real deal: https://www.alibaba.com/p… |
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Post #AvWDpBoTeMZEN9ugMK by [email protected] |
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@cstross “like uber for pissing” |
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Post #AvWDpNBDOAI7crdUpM by [email protected] |
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@c0dec0dec0de @aburka @FediThing @cstross It doesn't take much imagination … |
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Post #AvWDpPVUjjhYqL8iiO by [email protected] |
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@cstross ok "penile degloving" is not a phrase I ever needed to read |
