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Who tf is the decimal 😭
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@nixCraft A cyborg.
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@nixCraft Yesterday I was, half the man I'd used to be 🎶
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@nixCraft It's either half-alive or half-dead
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@nixCraft Count happened mid birth?
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@nixCraft TACO?
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@nixCraft Half a person 😄😄
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@nixCraft half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be
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@nixCraft Mr and Mrs Point decided to encumber their child with the name Floati…
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@nixCraft 🍅/🍅
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@nixCraft all of Trump's cabinet + trump. With a 50% margin of error.
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@nixCraft half man half elephant
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@nixCraft They were being born while the query was running 😅
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@nixCraft Half-Life 3
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@nixCraft
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@nixCraft it's me. After todays work, I feel like a half-died-person.
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@nixCraft I guess they figure someone somewhere is still halfway stuck in a vag…
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@nixCraft Porbally me. I've long felt like I'm an NPC.
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@nixCraft Genetically, some are only partially human. You know, some vampires, …
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@nixCraft It's not a single half person. It's all the billionaires who …
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@nixCraft No wait maybe it's....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v_R180kIGs
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@[email protected] Someone in comas on life support that haven't die…
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@nixCraft It's me. The other half is a cat.
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@nixCrafthttps://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=Ej0HaDLaoRk
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@nixCraft Halfsharkalligatorhalfman
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@nixCraft putin, Trump, Musk, Bezos, Kim (from North Korea, not Kardashian, eve…
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@nixCraft one was just born in that exact second.
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@nixCraft one guy who is a half of a man he used to be
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@nixCraft Never watched two and a half menor The naked gun 2 1/2?
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@jeni Now I need to see this movie!👍😆@nixCraft
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@nixCraft he's now but a half of a man he once was...
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@FandaSin @nixCraft This is the best I can do!https://youtu.be/Abky6hbKPpg
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@jeni I was expecting something little bit different, but thanks anyway.👍 �…
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@nixCraft The 0.5 is the knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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@nixCraft It's actually three people. They're triplets: Hemi, Demi and …
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@nixCraft if you add up all the supernumerary nipples they come to 2102.5 people
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@nixCraft Suddenly I'm not half the man I used to be
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@nixCraft My guess, about half a million republicans.They have lost almost all …
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@nixCraft Somebody who is "a little" pregnant? ;)
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@nixCraft a baby was in the process of being born when you googled that
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@Drat Oooh that must be it.
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@nixCraft it could be a centaur, but then there should also be 0.5 horses somew…
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@nixCraft its gotta be Gordon Freeman, he's lived half a life
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@nixCraft it's a centaur
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@nixCraft I’m not quite dead.
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@nixCraft Fellow called Schrodinger.
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@nixCraft Possibly a Sackville-Baggins, a Hornblower, or a Proudfoot? Maybe a …
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@nixCraft Didn't you watch "2 nd 1/2 Men"?
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@nixCraftSo accurate it measures babies half way out
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@nixCraft AI
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@nixCraft Someone is feeding Schroedinger's cat
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@nixCraft was gonna make a clever comment, but it’s already been covered.☺�…
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@nixCraft it gets even weirder when you realise that I am 1⅓ of a person
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@nixCraft It's a very good dog.
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@nixCraft anyone have access to biscuit statistics, to see if there's a hal…
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@nixCraft My guess is JD Vance
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@nixCraft It could be like a pregnant woman, who's 4 and a half months in...
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@nixCraft Israel
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@nixCraft J.D. Vance. He only counts as half because he sold his soul to Trump.
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@nixCraftOh dont worry, hes a whole person but he only shows up half the time
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@nixCraft one couch.
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@nixCraft That's the evil half-brother from the story trope.
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@nixCraft when the calculation is so complicated we get a couple billion in rou…
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@nixCraft @Npars01Someone’s doin a Kuato.
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@nixCraft it might be me when I remain asleep
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@TheBreadmonkey @nixCraft short kings like me!
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@nixCraft I've got some ideas.
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@nixCraft Baby halfway out.
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@nixCraft Yeah that’s me. Sorry, I’m only about half here most days.
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@nixCraft werewolf.
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@nixCraft could be a random collection of bits and bobs instead of one half.
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@ferricoxide @nixCraft BRING OUT YOUR DEAD, BRING OUT YOUR DEAD
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@nixCraft a really short person?
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@nixCraft my half brother.
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@nixCraft who *are* the decimal ☝️
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@nixCraft Ask nick Lowe:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBbJL4eaGd4
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@nixCraft lol caught out by the illusion (dark pattern even) of accuracy when s…
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@nixCraft It might be someones half-brother or it's one guy with a third le…
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@nixCraft Terminator logic
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@nixCraft Gus Fring
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@nixCraft Methinks Trump and Vance together are that 0.5 person. Vance is at le…
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@nixCraft it me. Only half human.
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@nixCraft Probably me.
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@nixCraft you’ve probably got more than the average number of legs
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@nixCraft they’re just mostly-dead
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@nixCraft That would be Phil. He's missing his left half, but otherwise he&…
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@nixCraft 😆
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@nixCraft Give it 4 months🤓😎
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@nixCraft Well, there's a large number of half wits in DC right now.
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@nixCraft @catsalad conjoined twins
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@nixCraft Half Man Half Biscuit
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@nixCraft https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lyo5Ig4wXBw
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