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Post #Auvb6OHPf3sG3c6LzM by [email protected] | |
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a new type of job employment has arrived, thanks to vibe coders 𤣠can you i… | |
Post #AuvbEmFcQBPiidGGO0 by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft the "Actual" kind. | |
Post #AuvbTnKmfxjIQFq2C0 by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft They may also need to complement the developer with a psychologist. | |
Post #AuvbcJfGM9q50fTqPw by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft "Yes." | |
Post #Auvbl7IRi40lG10Kem by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft "you're going to have to rewrite 100% of this shit, and at m… | |
Post #Auvbn7wSHVh3q0g2Ea by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft the answer to the "kind of developer" question would be &qu… | |
Post #AuvbqScPrVeypntSEq by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft I have great cut/copy/paste skills! Any other qualifications? ;) | |
Post #AuvbykcsnJRX0645KK by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft I can guarantee that their 70% estimate is likely much less too š | |
Post #AuvcIG18J6CvrPi1Tc by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft I'm a bricklayer, I think I will be good for that job. | |
Post #AuvcSe13w0nxBgd3mC by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft OK maybe you can get by without Maintainability, Security, Year 2038.… | |
Post #AuvcTg2hsy9DlJtHE0 by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft https://gregdonald.com/pages/my-consulting-rates | |
Post #Auvd8gh0NEnJeQILxI by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft not working on such crap. | |
Post #AuvdPVjYN7Z6aMVcES by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft In some ways it's weird that this crash didn't happen in othe… | |
Post #AuvdufEV6Wgd1Wq63k by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft the moment they realize they need the most expensive and rare kind.- … | |
Post #Auve7NW8HX0RqP9Iwa by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft The Vibe Code Whisperer | |
Post #AuveGi6d6RdcIyfc4u by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft NOT ME!!!! | |
Post #AuveI1th0M0pybFRIW by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft 70% ? Dreamer. Nothing but a dreamer. I hope AI crashes and burns in … | |
Post #Auvec2qPC3lOhmFpy4 by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft I think they're called pentesters | |
Post #Auvel7e8hzTcClqUVs by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft what AI do they use! š¤ | |
Post #AuvemEJHQ2n1A3cJ4y by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft w00t.this is one of those "burn all existing code, plow it under… | |
Post #Auvf7EAR91LEnfUd3g by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft Imagine posting something like this and not even having the self-awar… | |
Post #Auvfy0E7hoSIucNm4W by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft I was told that AI was amaizing... that you can connect it with tests… | |
Post #Auvgs7hr5GOoKI38vA by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft Never ever ever ever take such jobs! Ever | |
Post #AuvhMT3sFafZFHomtE by [email protected] | |
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@stux @nixCraft there are definitely things you learn as warnings about potenti… | |
Post #AuvhTFOHTcY8sCb10a by [email protected] | |
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@[email protected] @[email protected] Only 3x?! | |
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@trinsec @nixCraft that assumes covering complete demolition time and reimpleme… | |
Post #Auvhbtqqvbt0g25OxU by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft what even is a stack website? | |
Post #AuvhgNbCGmXu5ytp9U by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft What kind of developers? Real ones, to completely rewrite the app pro… | |
Post #AuvhgVXwikhOkDRLCC by [email protected] | |
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@gd @elverkonge @nixCraft Vibe-coding rate seems low, tbh | |
Post #Auvi7Hl85daTnoNJD6 by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft Maybe, for developers this should become an interview topic: "ho… | |
Post #AuviozbEy3uaDuag2S by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft @SecurityWriter They add that later. After the product launch. | |
Post #AuvjKeSF7W5vuSTi2y by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft get away from me! š | |
Post #AuvjNzqA45Dt6aGEZE by [email protected] | |
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I used to freelance as a developer.I think I might pivot to "understander&… | |
Post #Auvjw90IVADPN4HimO by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft Iād be willing to bet on that 70% working figure. | |
Post #AuvkcFfg6Q8GDDicdc by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft Why didn't he ask his AI this question? | |
Post #AuvkekMYxjwLyoy2rY by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft I can imagine. But I dont want to...too scared. | |
Post #AuvkfigqfRol56v5oO by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft Bad news, dip shits. Fixing that 30%, is gonna take a lot longer than… | |
Post #Auvlf0zLFWVJUsnWD2 by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft Donāt help him! Let the AI give him advice. | |
Post #AuvlnS4OReIno0BRC4 by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft We developers should collectively tell these people where to shove it! | |
Post #AuvmMG0nGhfWXl62Bk by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft @mhoye Do they even know what their creation is supposed to be doing?… | |
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@nixCraft This is hilarious. Last week, I was at a conference, and most of the … | |
Post #Auvn9WycyuADLiZwS8 by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft hey, I have developed a weather prediction service.printf("Rain … | |
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@nixCraft if you have a problem, and no-one else can help...(Just let them know… | |
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@nixCraft @drahardja Human language translators have been expected to do āmac… | |
Post #Auvnm8Rm7IMEZ5cVcG by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft the first 70% of the work takes 20% of the time, and the other 300% o… | |
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@nixCraft Why don't they just prompt the LLM advices about the job, instead… | |
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@nixCraft š | |
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@nixCraft I believe filing for bankruptcy is the best solution for everyone inv… | |
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@nixCraft I'd say: First get rid of the complete management and don't h… | |
Post #AuvqCjrTpfnk2eSNU0 by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft I think the only option for erkanat is euthanasia. | |
Post #AuvqLgDckIgvLl4sue by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft joke on us haters: they can hire people and pay their salaries so it … | |
Post #AuvrCw12k8cPgwaSjg by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft Time to pivot to a consultant to scam those morons I guess | |
Post #AuvrI3nvDJ4ZIKtTQu by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft nice developer joke, had me grinning over all of my 4 cheeks so wide,… | |
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@nixCraft No-one can afford to pay my fee for such project, where it is an endl… | |
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@nixCraftIt is true that taking this job would provide excellent job security. … | |
Post #AuvsKFSEy8ZlxdMMCW by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft I wouldnāt help this guy for all the money in his dadās bank acco… | |
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@nixCraft #supabase, even without the AI, is like custom made for security flaw… | |
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@nixCraft @mhoye They will soon realize that the final 30% of development takes… | |
Post #AuvuSsSa1zoJ9vlErw by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft Soooo, you know that meme with the price list:Dev rates:I write your … | |
Post #AuvuZLwvIrLiMA2dKy by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft Ah yes the old 70:30 rule... Minimum vibable product :picardfacepalm: | |
Post #AuvucE8QoUJqzOnKzI by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft I called it. It's going to be a golden era for "technical de… | |
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@mrunessonAnd never let them know your home or business address because they ma… | |
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@doug @nixCraft there's a reason people sometimes use assets that look like… | |
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@swelljoe @doug @nixCraft hmmm. I think I'm noticing a pattern with curiosi… | |
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@mbpaz @nixCraft iirc the weather forecast "tomorrow will be the same weat… | |
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@vroom @nixCraft Impressive - better accuracy with the same computational cost.… | |
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@rotopenguin @nixCraft 100% rewrite + 300% of the time of a rewrite trying to s… | |
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@cavallo_pazzo "We are paving a street. We've been able to fit 70% of … | |
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@gooba42 @nixCraft "Software and drug dealing are the two industries, wher… | |
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@f4grx @nixCraft I'm not in the business anymore, but if I was, I wouldn… | |
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@gbargoud @rotopenguin @nixCraft exactly. Iāll take the job. Iāll charge st… | |
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@swelljoe @doug @nixCraft I have also seen situations where people have created… | |
Post #Auvv3vKsInU4nCp1GK by [email protected] | |
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@doug @nixCraft "...but I asked the AI, and it was VERY confident! 70% ex… | |
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@[email protected] @[email protected] Ah I see. Can't disag… | |
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@nixCraft Coders that specialize in fixing things AI fucked up better call them… | |
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@sandorspruit @doug @nixCraft To be fair, I think I'd probably rather have … | |
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@swelljoe @doug @nixCraft Well designed being the operative word š¬ | |
Post #Auw2YlGmTcY6EIYh6G by [email protected] | |
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@gooba42 uhm... have you ever compared the workmanship and materials of an anti… | |
Post #Auw5QaTl0on6JCQETo by [email protected] | |
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@nixCraft If you use A.I., you're lost. We will all bury you laughing. | |
Post #AuwANWdJM1j5HbFZOi by [email protected] | |
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@sandorspruit @doug @nixCraft sure, if they're exclusively vibe coding the … | |
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@nixCraft sounds like when real writers had to be brought in to fix AI produced… | |
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@nixCraft > Now we want to understandYeah, funny about that, it turns out &q… | |
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@nixCraft It's Springtime For Hackers... | |
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@eris2catsCyber Resilience Act has entered the chat@gooba42 @nixCraft | |
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@nixCraftThis is techbros creating job security for anybody who is competent in… | |
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@gooba42 @nixCraft One difference is that the software horrors are invisible to… | |
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@tasinone @nixCraft Right. I mean, they probably used to bad model and didn'… | |
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@loke @nixCraft ššš | |
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@snarkweekFeels about right.So I wonder how cheap AI tools have to be to cover … | |
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@gbargoud @rotopenguin @nixCraft The hourly rate for such a developer should be… | |
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@sirwumpus they're all ai stooges. The congressional budget bill has a 10 y… | |
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@nixCraft I'd be probably cheaper to just throw everything away and let som… | |
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@ericawrites If Mr #TACO cannot respect the rule of law from Federal Judges, th… | |
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@nixCraft I thought the Pareto principle is 80/20?So you might need for other L… | |
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@nixCraft the age of the 10x Developer is over!Long live the 30% Dev |