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a new type of job employment has arrived, thanks to vibe coders 🤣 can you i…
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@nixCraft the "Actual" kind.
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@nixCraft They may also need to complement the developer with a psychologist.
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@nixCraft "Yes."
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@nixCraft "you're going to have to rewrite 100% of this shit, and at m…
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@nixCraft the answer to the "kind of developer" question would be &qu…
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@nixCraft I have great cut/copy/paste skills! Any other qualifications? ;)
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@nixCraft I can guarantee that their 70% estimate is likely much less too šŸ˜‚
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@nixCraft I'm a bricklayer, I think I will be good for that job.
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@nixCraft OK maybe you can get by without Maintainability, Security, Year 2038.…
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@nixCraft https://gregdonald.com/pages/my-consulting-rates
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@nixCraft not working on such crap.
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@nixCraft In some ways it's weird that this crash didn't happen in othe…
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@nixCraft the moment they realize they need the most expensive and rare kind.- …
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@nixCraft The Vibe Code Whisperer
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@nixCraft NOT ME!!!!
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@nixCraft 70% ? Dreamer. Nothing but a dreamer. I hope AI crashes and burns in …
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@nixCraft I think they're called pentesters
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@nixCraft what AI do they use! šŸ¤”
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@nixCraft w00t.this is one of those "burn all existing code, plow it under…
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@nixCraft Imagine posting something like this and not even having the self-awar…
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@nixCraft I was told that AI was amaizing... that you can connect it with tests…
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@nixCraft Never ever ever ever take such jobs! Ever
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@stux @nixCraft there are definitely things you learn as warnings about potenti…
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@[email protected] @[email protected] Only 3x?!
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@trinsec @nixCraft that assumes covering complete demolition time and reimpleme…
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@nixCraft what even is a stack website?
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@nixCraft What kind of developers? Real ones, to completely rewrite the app pro…
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@gd @elverkonge @nixCraft Vibe-coding rate seems low, tbh
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@nixCraft Maybe, for developers this should become an interview topic: "ho…
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@nixCraft @SecurityWriter They add that later. After the product launch.
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@nixCraft get away from me! 😁
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I used to freelance as a developer.I think I might pivot to "understander&…
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@nixCraft I’d be willing to bet on that 70% working figure.
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@nixCraft Why didn't he ask his AI this question?
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@nixCraft I can imagine. But I dont want to...too scared.
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@nixCraft Bad news, dip shits. Fixing that 30%, is gonna take a lot longer than…
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@nixCraft Don’t help him! Let the AI give him advice.
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@nixCraft We developers should collectively tell these people where to shove it!
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@nixCraft @mhoye Do they even know what their creation is supposed to be doing?…
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@nixCraft This is hilarious. Last week, I was at a conference, and most of the …
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@nixCraft hey, I have developed a weather prediction service.printf("Rain …
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@nixCraft if you have a problem, and no-one else can help...(Just let them know…
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@nixCraft @drahardja Human language translators have been expected to do ā€œmac…
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@nixCraft the first 70% of the work takes 20% of the time, and the other 300% o…
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@nixCraft Why don't they just prompt the LLM advices about the job, instead…
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@nixCraft šŸ˜‚
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@nixCraft I believe filing for bankruptcy is the best solution for everyone inv…
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@nixCraft I'd say: First get rid of the complete management and don't h…
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@nixCraft I think the only option for erkanat is euthanasia.
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@nixCraft joke on us haters: they can hire people and pay their salaries so it …
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@nixCraft Time to pivot to a consultant to scam those morons I guess
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@nixCraft nice developer joke, had me grinning over all of my 4 cheeks so wide,…
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@nixCraft No-one can afford to pay my fee for such project, where it is an endl…
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@nixCraftIt is true that taking this job would provide excellent job security. …
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@nixCraft I wouldn’t help this guy for all the money in his dad’s bank acco…
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@nixCraft #supabase, even without the AI, is like custom made for security flaw…
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@nixCraft @mhoye They will soon realize that the final 30% of development takes…
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@nixCraft Soooo, you know that meme with the price list:Dev rates:I write your …
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@nixCraft Ah yes the old 70:30 rule... Minimum vibable product :picardfacepalm:
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@nixCraft I called it. It's going to be a golden era for "technical de…
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@mrunessonAnd never let them know your home or business address because they ma…
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@doug @nixCraft there's a reason people sometimes use assets that look like…
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@swelljoe @doug @nixCraft hmmm. I think I'm noticing a pattern with curiosi…
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@mbpaz @nixCraft iirc the weather forecast "tomorrow will be the same weat…
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@vroom @nixCraft Impressive - better accuracy with the same computational cost.…
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@rotopenguin @nixCraft 100% rewrite + 300% of the time of a rewrite trying to s…
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@cavallo_pazzo "We are paving a street. We've been able to fit 70% of …
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@gooba42 @nixCraft "Software and drug dealing are the two industries, wher…
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@f4grx @nixCraft I'm not in the business anymore, but if I was, I wouldn&#3…
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@gbargoud @rotopenguin @nixCraft exactly. I’ll take the job. I’ll charge st…
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@swelljoe @doug @nixCraft I have also seen situations where people have created…
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@doug @nixCraft "...but I asked the AI, and it was VERY confident! 70% ex…
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@[email protected] @[email protected] Ah I see. Can't disag…
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@nixCraft Coders that specialize in fixing things AI fucked up better call them…
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@sandorspruit @doug @nixCraft To be fair, I think I'd probably rather have …
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@swelljoe @doug @nixCraft Well designed being the operative word 😬
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@gooba42 uhm... have you ever compared the workmanship and materials of an anti…
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@nixCraft If you use A.I., you're lost. We will all bury you laughing.
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@sandorspruit @doug @nixCraft sure, if they're exclusively vibe coding the …
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@nixCraft sounds like when real writers had to be brought in to fix AI produced…
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@nixCraft > Now we want to understandYeah, funny about that, it turns out &q…
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@nixCraft It's Springtime For Hackers...
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@eris2catsCyber Resilience Act has entered the chat@gooba42 @nixCraft
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@nixCraftThis is techbros creating job security for anybody who is competent in…
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@gooba42 @nixCraft One difference is that the software horrors are invisible to…
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@tasinone @nixCraft Right. I mean, they probably used to bad model and didn&#39…
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@loke @nixCraft šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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@snarkweekFeels about right.So I wonder how cheap AI tools have to be to cover …
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@gbargoud @rotopenguin @nixCraft The hourly rate for such a developer should be…
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@sirwumpus they're all ai stooges. The congressional budget bill has a 10 y…
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@nixCraft I'd be probably cheaper to just throw everything away and let som…
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@ericawrites If Mr #TACO cannot respect the rule of law from Federal Judges, th…
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@nixCraft I thought the Pareto principle is 80/20?So you might need for other L…
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@nixCraft the age of the 10x Developer is over!Long live the 30% Dev
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