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True definition of critical infrastructure
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@beyondmachines1 a temporary fix will become a permanent solution.
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@beyondmachines1 "Touch and die" that about sums it
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@beyondmachines1 @justine so many memories
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@beyondmachines1 I have one of these but the lid can be closed
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@cynical_melomaniac @beyondmachines1 But there is a fan. So, there must be expe…
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@beyondmachines1 Don't worry. As a software engineer, I can confidently say…
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@beyondmachines1 Out of curiosity the 3rd image, Técnico Lisboa, is the Lisbon…
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@beyondmachines1 Cats report that it is not up to modern infrastructure standar…
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@beyondmachines1 Oh god. Sweet memories of college in the 1990s, when my tech-s…
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@cynical_melomaniac @beyondmachines1 I prefer to retrieve death by slowly drizz…
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@beyondmachines1 I bet all those patch cables could hold the switch and the car…
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@beyondmachines1 I had one of these at old job...it was only responsible for a …
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@beyondmachines1 i have done one of those things.
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@beyondmachines1 I once had to power a voicemail server with a bench power supp…
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@beyondmachines1 @nivrig we have a Mac like that in a server closet. Exact same…
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@[email protected] the first one... damn... even me as a total l…
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@beyondmachines1 The term is "Snowflake Server".
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@beyondmachines1 True
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@beyondmachines1 Ive done all of these in production. :smug:
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@beyondmachines1 who leaked pics of my infra??? lol
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@beyondmachines1 hey, at least i migrated 60TB of data today bc i moved the rac…
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@beyondmachines1 at one point in my career, doing backbone for one of the large…
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@xchange @beyondmachines1 You will certainly not regret putting 30 to 40 pounds…
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@beyondmachines1 People do know it is trivial to disable power/sleep functions …
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@nuintari probably, but like the rest of the idea it was supposed to be tempora…
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@Crimekillz@⚧.fm Achievement unlocked!
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@Stellar Yes. But: "this is temporary", just make it work.
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@DemonHouser always
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@cenobyte so it's no longer a temporary solution?
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@kajer You still have ways to go then :)
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@MuseumJoe one has to chase that uptime!
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@SpaceLifeForm
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@dragonfi as long as the code runs, it's fine!
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@beyondmachines1 protip: make sure the internal speaker is connected, so that w…
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@evilotto spoken like a true veteran
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@beyondmachines1 Can be improved by stabilizing the lid with a (full) cup.
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@mbaudis coffee, uknown days old.
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@chucker Until the day when the battery expands from being continuously charged…
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@fseiffert @chucker @nivrig or switch to RPi, like Technico Lisboa did 🤷‍�…
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@beyondmachines1 why do some people use Mac as a server?
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@BingsPingsDings The unibody Macs were/are extremely well built and had all the…
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@beyondmachines1 My favorite server rack is the server I have on top of two out…
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@ocdtrekkie because two aluminium PC cases and frames are rated not to buckle u…
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@beyondmachines1 “If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid.”
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@argv_minus_one until it stops working for a stupid reason. But that's a pr…
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@beyondmachines1 I like the last one: 'Touch and Die'. Security by thre…
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@vollkorn depending on what will fail if it's touched and how much time one…
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@beyondmachines1 Nothing is so permanent as the temporary solution.
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@fseiffert @chucker @beyondmachines1 @nivrigThe battery should not charge conti…
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@beyondmachines1 The mysterious box with a USB that glows coming out of it is h…
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@beyondmachines1 @PicardTips This should be illegal.
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@funqr @cynical_melomaniac I won't mention names, but something not unlike …
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@beyondmachines1 Or it may just be a description of what will happen. For examp…
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@vollkorn i'm imagining a Boeing 737 Max with a RPi somewhere in the avioni…
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@beyondmachines1 I'm afraid something to the same effect ist considered nor…
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@foolishowl @xchange this should be fine...
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@beyondmachines1 this brings back memories... Once we dampened a fiber connecti…
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@tristan let the one who hasn't dropped a database in production cast the f…
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@beyondmachines1 Nope being run as a research and dev server. Sagemath and a zn…
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@vollkorn looking at the series of unfortunate events that befell Boeing, it se…
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@beyondmachines1 @DemonHouser I've seen way too many faulty sensors bridged…
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@beyondmachines1 @kalleboo took me 3 months of arguing for a Mac mini for a CI …
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