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Post #AujLPUqjWt78ltBwtE by [email protected] |
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Junior dev: I’m bummed by how little of the code I write will ever run in pro… |
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@norootcause *Especially that code designed as an emergency hot fix that we'… |
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Post #AujTONh3Rvfpv9dyAi by [email protected] |
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@xinitI got a call from my then employer, who had a call from a company that I … |
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@norootcause I once got a call from an international bank that I’d written so… |
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@norootcause retired dev: I am horrified when I get asked for advice on code wr… |
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Post #AujaCukNQl88dfg1uC by [email protected] |
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@norootcause happiest months are when the LOC goes down. |
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Post #AujigHpxSctwHZnvN2 by [email protected] |
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@norootcause code my dad wrote in the early 90s is still in production... |
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Post #AujjAjB8N03vlhDyrI by [email protected] |
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@norootcause principal dev: thank goodness someone stopped me from shipping mor… |
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Post #AujlQYiXESkRrgWYym by [email protected] |
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@norootcause Cobol dev: Oh, my sweet, sweet summer children. |
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Post #AujmqDMpKllX8FATD6 by [email protected] |
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@yantor3d @norootcause Code that I personally wrote in 1993 is still in product… |
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Post #AujzDNv7SktPyL1TCS by [email protected] |
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@norootcause Vibe coders: I don't know why everyone is so horrified my code… |
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Post #Auk24tD23tCSGl2fUu by [email protected] |
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@norootcause My Dad's Fortran code written in the 70s (he retired 25 years … |
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Post #AukUaaVZvLeeFjcVma by [email protected] |
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@norootcause I recently started a new job. The previous guy had retired after b… |
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Post #AukUb9LAQ37gHa1Bui by [email protected] |
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Chalk mark. $5. Knowing where to put chalk mark. $95. @EricLawton @xinit @noroo… |
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Post #AukUoxOHe2EhH83lc8 by [email protected] |
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@whack @norootcause This is so true, it hurts |
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Post #AukUuhwI0Qxz5ghx2m by [email protected] |
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@xinit @norootcause After I realized that, I explicitly added my name and the d… |
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