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Post AuihQhYTmOZiIffo6y by [email protected] |
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Post #AmXpNIpBuwpo6o4DMu by [email protected] |
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Any advice on how I should comfort my computer? |
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Post #AmYTWyC1TdVxBOuWrA by [email protected] |
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@catsalad Light it’s favorite scented candle and put next to its intake vent. |
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Post #AmYUW6v5e3W1uh92Ho by [email protected] |
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@catsalad Pat him on the back ports and reassure him he's doing his best. T… |
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Post #AmYv1ilzYToN6AcfvU by [email protected] |
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@catsalad don't let your laptop gaslight you. :bd00: |
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Post #AuiZm36e36hvaUK360 by [email protected] |
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@catsalad Buy a UPS for it, so it knows you care about the most important thing… |
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Post #AuiZyteAWuUc0y83rU by [email protected] |
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@catsalad yyou call it a bad bitch and stick it in. (The USB.)The next line sho… |
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Post #Auia5hxaNallnOSWiO by [email protected] |
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@catsalad Maybe one of this, to make it company ? |
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Post #Auib17tQdMjYjPtTUG by [email protected] |
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Maybe a knitted sweater will work... |
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Post #Auib17zSGxYR26iHse by [email protected] |
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@catsalad is that how you enable multi-threading? |
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Post #AuibS51hOrEDexcAs4 by [email protected] |
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Post #Auibna634pkk6StyDY by [email protected] |
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@catsalad Press the ESC button (Emotional Support Chip) until it feels secure. |
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Post #AuicNpqVzx39NGvJ6e by [email protected] |
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@catsalad "some systems have fast GPUs, and some have really fancy custom … |
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Post #AuieOyHiJCTRkDJZa4 by [email protected] |
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@catsalad Have you tried turning it off and on again? |
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Post #Auiecscm9NVUF9nZ5M by [email protected] |
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@catsalad Maybe some sort of shim |
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Post #AuifqvxidYpWbUrMps by [email protected] |
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@seism0saurus @catsalad this is the comic I used more than once too explain wha… |
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Post #Auifqw4SEWDYwO0kKm by [email protected] |
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@xfranky @catsalad It's so cute. |
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Post #Auih2G2WQhpG0q4OSu by [email protected] |
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@catsalad This reminds me of teller-machines (at shops) that often display the … |
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Post #Auih2G9c0LUsMpO3W4 by [email protected] |
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@dbat @catsalad I like that! My car says 'depress brake pedal and push butt… |
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Post #Auih30a7O822MM8sDY by [email protected] |
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@catsalad Give it some nutritious Linux and watch it thrive. |
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Post #Auih30huv8GokXn6NE by [email protected] |
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@darrenmorin Install Puppy Linux and call it a good girl? |
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Post #Auih47igKmsemtgBe4 by [email protected] |
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@catsalad I don't know, but if you find out, please tell me. My toner's… |
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Post #Auih4SnLyc5y9T1iLI by [email protected] |
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@catsalad Unplug. Plug in again at 3:30Am. |
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Post #Auih4nKhcKefqgmd6G by [email protected] |
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@catsalad I had a double-take after reading that as insincere modeThat could ha… |
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Post #Auih4zKmzpr34Qurtw by [email protected] |
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@catsalad If anyone also knows how to make my server feel supported please let … |
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Post #Auih5IKQNPqtyntLTE by [email protected] |
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@catsalad RGB Lighting |
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Post #Auih6RCkrOu7nZqisC by [email protected] |
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@catsalad @brouhaha me every morning. |
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Post #Auih6qiA1lseuDjenQ by [email protected] |
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@catsalad Just some self-assertions, enough sleep at night, and recharging week… |
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Post #Auih8HXxjtbaQMeGky by [email protected] |
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@catsalad give it the boot |
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Post #Auih8SQvGPVgBiRIoK by [email protected] |
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@[email protected] Go into the bios.Every computer needs its motherboar… |
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Post #Auih8fY8Uu0KrqukMK by [email protected] |
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@catsalad have you tried beating up an enshittification propagator? |
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Post #Auih9xOfcvy2Vf6JiC by [email protected] |
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@catsalad {{{}}} ó.ò |
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Post #AuihAJDmU6KSCGAvnE by [email protected] |
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@catsaladyou and me both, monitor |
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Post #AuihAX0TEO04x23UzQ by [email protected] |
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@[email protected] A nice bath with some lavender oil, maybe some sooth… |
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Post #AuihB3dvtCa2AglSwS by [email protected] |
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@catsalad Maybe take it out for a byte to eat. |
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Post #AuihCTuHj7wrut5leC by [email protected] |
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@[email protected] cuddle it and tell it you love it unconditionally, m… |
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Post #AuihCXHnABXCOf75Ci by [email protected] |
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@catsalad I find a conductive mesh security blanket does the trick |
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Post #AuihDC2ddQm4nXL3mC by [email protected] |
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@catsalad Support group of similarly afflicted computers? |
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Post #AuihEux09KqKN2WZLU by [email protected] |
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@catsalad me when i wake up in the morning |
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Post #AuihFfMnZkoKKMwowS by [email protected] |
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@catsalad take it for a relaxing stroll in the woods. That always perks me up. |
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Post #AuihGTxjSi3zFOc1S4 by [email protected] |
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@catsalad reminds me of possessed computer in https://archives.sluggy.com/book.… |
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Post #AuihHhCBkNBsZwx7tg by [email protected] |
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@catsalad Could be worse. |
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Post #AuihI7xaEmYDaTKLNg by [email protected] |
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@BenjaminNelan @catsalad |
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Post #AuihIfgkprI8C7iNs0 by [email protected] |
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@catsalad Reboot it in safe mode |
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Post #AuihIrC041oxsDPzbE by [email protected] |
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@catsalad Maybe it's the BIOShttps://infosec.exchange/@magnetic_tape/113239… |
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Post #AuihJus5s577Zac1jc by [email protected] |
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@BenjaminNelan "We believe in you, server! We're here for you if you n… |
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Post #AuihK5cBvXvgtSFyyW by [email protected] |
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@catsalad hold snugly in your warm embrace and whisper “everything will be ok… |
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Post #AuihKH0hYl4UEeoDCq by [email protected] |
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@catsalad write it some words of affirmation |
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Post #AuihKrP4Fdx76eUBBQ by [email protected] |
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@catsalad Connect it to a VPN and say that will solve all of its problems. |
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Post #AuihKzzALJa5ivR7Ym by [email protected] |
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@catsalad waking up in the morning like ☝️ |
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Post #AuihL26gSKmcIoy9YW by [email protected] |
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@catsalad send it to bootcamp |
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Post #AuihLB84uWFKHkgtTk by [email protected] |
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@catsalad warm and cozy |
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Post #AuihM799ChZ2DrdZCK by [email protected] |
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@catsalad It may take more than that. Apple computers always feel to me like th… |
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Post #AuihMWIvfTF8FRPEPo by [email protected] |
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@catsalad socks win32 😹 |
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Post #AuihN1L8HKQQVFfvea by [email protected] |
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@strykeroz Insincere mode is when you enable the integrated LLM |
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Post #AuihN3GF8ThcSfP3JI by [email protected] |
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@catsalad that's me every morning when I wake up! |
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Post #AuihN6pnqivhXp3zea by [email protected] |
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@catsalad Linux have been self aware all this time?!? |
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Post #AuihPFtz6kIiFJ2i8W by [email protected] |
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@[email protected] Was the shim bootloader instructed to not verify ker… |
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Post #AuihPgnB89tpe149mC by [email protected] |
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@catsalad Check the feng shui and knit a hoodie for it |
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Post #AuihQcqNIQv1gj0WoK by [email protected] |
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@catsalad such insecure attachment can be a side effect of only having wireless… |
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Post #AuihQhYTmOZiIffo6y by [email protected] |
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@catsalad Me too, computer. Me too. |
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Post #AuihQq2YETNocFnw5w by [email protected] |
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@catsalad A pep talk from my box |
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Post #Auilv92UYgxG2pU264 by [email protected] |
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@catsalad everyone who watches Joe Rogan waking up in the morning |
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Post #AuioPdGUwZEqNthSgi by [email protected] |
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@catsalad |
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Post #AuipuGDulIYtqxezUO by [email protected] |
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@catsalad A cup of matcha tea and a smile should suffice. |
