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Post #AuauQheh9RQ0kbEStU by [email protected] |
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One of the times - oh yeah, somehow there was a transaction lock on the databas… |
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Post #AuauiRvkM4evC1fcBs by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill Always SELECT before DELETE, like you “ls” before you “rm… |
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Post #AuauyZVlw843L3CzXU by [email protected] |
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Also, I'm pretty sure I've said this before, but I'll say it again:… |
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Post #AuawCba18uR7lJRwci by [email protected] |
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@hal_pomeranz But just this ONE time? I mean it's such a quick little chang… |
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Post #AuawGgZ2YMz0NXwEj2 by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill always BEGIN; so when this happens you can ROLLBACK; |
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Post #AuawGggU6gwCkdQBKS by [email protected] |
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@feld https://infosec.exchange/@JessTheUnstill/114592580408542398 |
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Post #AuawImOvp48n3qD01A by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill I would never contemplate such a thing! Egads! Gadzooks even! |
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Post #Aub5FYqAgRQnipUQq0 by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill one of the epiphanies i had as i grew in my career was truly un… |
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Post #Aub5Q72APLccfQ8FKi by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill Not me gaining the trust of administrators in two dozen departm… |
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Post #Aub5RaMspVGPw1WZl2 by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill❤️And this never goes away, never ends. As a senior you keep… |
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Post #Aub6rnD3o7zTFHzSEa by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstillWorking on a developer's desktop in 1999. Oh, they've al… |
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Post #Aub6rtOco2o2QtRm5o by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill I once worked for a CEO where the (very) occasional conversatio… |
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@JessTheUnstill also let them know the adrenaline rush when the terminal takes … |
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Post #Aub8cByw8ZC3Lm4ZpQ by [email protected] |
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@paul_ipv6 Yeah, one of the nicer things about my career journey was that I got… |
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Post #Aub9SH3sUolGAADcKO by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill @paul_ipv6 this. So much is about creating safety for people. P… |
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Post #Aub9SHAc5m9IV3MzpI by [email protected] |
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I can pretty easily say those few years were my favorite years of my career. Sa… |
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Post #Aub9eTsieodDOlotX6 by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill one of my first bosses, among many bits of wisdom, gave me one … |
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Post #Aub9ohauWp68p8McnQ by [email protected] |
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I also wonder a lot about how it would have been different if I'd been out … |
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Post #Aub9zsLGuPMBLJNQ8G by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill he was also the one that taught me how to pick my battles, mana… |
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@JessTheUnstill Damn do I have stories ... |
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Post #AubAR59DPF6AsRi73Q by [email protected] |
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@paul_ipv6 I have gone both ways on that lesson over the years.January - "… |
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Post #AubAaXO1mf8d459DV2 by ltning |
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@JessTheUnstill ... and yes, I do tell my colleagues (including and especially … |
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Post #AubAckelPwvcnf216e by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill indeed...that's where the "pick your battles" cam… |
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Post #AubFbUg1qLmWimqJea by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill in 1996, after midnight, dialed in to a friend's linux mach… |
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Post #AubFbUmlRJAZ3fzh9U by [email protected] |
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@sekka So it was trying to move / into /deb/? That's kinda impressive - I d… |
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Post #AubFbW6eWqfl9eJ5n6 by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill Or, on the sql side, something akin to:update prod_users SET us… |
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Post #AubH2MpnD3XOAfmuqu by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill One thing I've always loved about working with computers is… |
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Post #AubH2MwApKdqUSm0nY by [email protected] |
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@raven667 Idk, I've been around computers long enough to know that no matte… |
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Post #AubHP0x6jTcYxw0aB6 by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill If you also are one of the DBAs, you have to make cookies and f… |
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Post #AubHP14CJ7IBJvKFEG by [email protected] |
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@Linkshaender Could you explain the sticky note? Guessing it's a SQL joke, … |
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Post #AubKcYe54bcx5eG5BY by [email protected] |
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@SecurityWriter 💯 - though as a IC, I'm still (justifiably) wary of any … |
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Post #AubLLrvEFZP1uGswOu by [email protected] |
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@sekka I have done almost exactly the same thing, but it was having root and mo… |
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Post #AubLXU7AailXXo0dyS by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill @paul_ipv6 there were a couple occasions I’ve had that, most … |
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Post #AubLbO4N0cJnxCYpCy by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill @paul_ipv6 it is possible for a place to be imperfectly good. I… |
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Post #AubLgkk090t7iSalBw by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill @paul_ipv6Oh man, that reminds me of the ${DREAM_JOB} I had fro… |
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Post #AubLiSILhHkh5OTAo4 by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill I haven’t brought down prod in at LEAST a week 😂 :blobhaj_… |
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Post #AubP8MkzD51rIkuYSG by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill I agree with this and do it the best I can. (I have a natural t… |
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Post #AubPlTmF2hvSMt9IaO by [email protected] |
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@paul_ipv6 @JessTheUnstill Depending on the nonsensical instructions, that migh… |
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I mean, sure it has to pass a smell test. "Delete all the security camera … |
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Post #AubPutU0q0LYhT6zFg by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill Jumpscare |
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@JessTheUnstill I actually think it was /* .deb /debs now that I think about it. |
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Post #AubPw8ZgDJdFnLM6HA by [email protected] |
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@sekka Ah yup, that'd do it 🙃 |
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Post #AubQDJdOLYPD1GHbQ8 by [email protected] |
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1 is ... Something weird is going on here and I need a paper trail.2 is ... Sig… |
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Post #AubSwiEjvENwGIWig4 by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill @lispi314 the ones we need to walk through all this are the new… |
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Post #AubcXYEYyTh7Xa5Kd6 by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill 100% I had that very conversation today with somebody terrified… |
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Post #Aubce3gqvwmMq1Q7Au by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill I don’t need to tell the juniors the fuckups I made when I wa… |
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@trochee @JessTheUnstill I feel like making mistakes like that really cement on… |
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@JessTheUnstill I always tell them to let me know immediately if they need help… |
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@JessTheUnstill only one minion ever truly pissed me off.And they were only rea… |
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@JessTheUnstill I've broken _aircraft_. Super-expensive aircraft. The saf… |
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Okay, but by the THIRD time an $60 million FA/18 fell in the drink, I think a l… |
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@JessTheUnstill I wish my management had had my back like that. My last FTE tec… |
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@corbden Not that I'm ever going to be the person signing big contracts lik… |
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@jack Yup, "bringing down Prod" is just a euphemism for any class of … |
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@JessTheUnstill I have lost count of the number of times I've said:- I'… |
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@JessTheUnstill It's assuring that folks like you exist out there. |
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Post #AucZHBVXb3OVidUSqu by [email protected] |
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@corbden I mean, why would I want to keep giving money to a vendor who wants to… |
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@JessTheUnstill we use to say, and especially if someone gets criticized for do… |
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@paul_ipv6 One of the best lessons for working in IT came from an older coworke… |
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@Starkimarm @JessTheUnstill most of the more successful consulting gigs i did s… |
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@JessTheUnstillAll the feels. (Yes, I have edited a live dataset and deleted th… |
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@JessTheUnstill I would also recommend that seniors talk about all of the fucku… |
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@JessTheUnstill :100a: |
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@JessTheUnstill you can’t graduate to seniority unless you’ve messed up at … |
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@TimWardCam @JessTheUnstill right, this is what I told my current junior too, w… |
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@danielaKay @JessTheUnstill Exactly.When I became a portfolio-holding councillo… |
