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Post #AuXyEAVYNqayoTM5Kq by [email protected] |
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Negotiate forz a bigger office. And a lifetime supply of hay and rice and fruit… |
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Post #AuXySS4vqxkLMTiKqe by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Call wildlife services/police/authorities after you put the idiot who… |
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Post #AuXydlrkcmJpuswilU by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I would start a tax-deductible charity around that elephant and its n… |
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Post #AuXylxXR6vuiQzLfd2 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraftThis is an important question because it finally addresses the elephan… |
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Post #AuXynxNoettgX3njqi by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft sure, you can't leave that elephant home alone, that would make h… |
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Post #AuXyuCkCSYkbuYFZy4 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft @echopapa reminds me of the old but cool Monty python job interview :… |
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Post #AuXyvmrheEyyECVxGi by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft loan the elephant to a zoo ? |
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Post #AuXyyZZbWWIZsANRZo by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft store it in the CEO office, plenty of room there |
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Post #AuXz251n24mYIQEW8W by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I'd seriously put in: "I'm not an expert in Elephants, I… |
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Post #AuXzJWEF9a3Ta5NE80 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraftTeach him to stand behind me and assist with unignorable 'argument… |
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Post #AuXzYcZtpTX5cIhjpg by [email protected] |
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@nixCraftEat it one bite at a time? |
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Post #AuXzvjYi2b2nvaAWQa by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Move with it to the place it belongs. Open the gates of his fence. If… |
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Post #AuY0GbZUvsXzEkUQJE by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft if he gets along with my mammoth, I'll happily keep him and feed … |
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Post #AuY0JtBnt0o6kKyNhQ by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft āInvade Rome from the Alps.ā |
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Post #AuY0ZN1NFqsbbzTbiy by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft The answer they're looking for is probably along the lines of &qu… |
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Post #AuY0ZteTvzAyoY1I7k by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft oh I know this one !you're supposed to answer "out of the bo… |
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Post #AuY0g5Ae1LTWHD0svg by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I mean... even if I got the job. I would already be looking for somet… |
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Post #AuY0p7dOELD8WWlkTw by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Have it painted pink and get a room to fit it in :mortysmile: |
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Post #AuY118vvE7hW1kAZIe by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I would definitely apply for a different job. š¤·āāļø |
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Post #AuY17sYeVZSJGcUt3w by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Well I feel sorry for the elephant. |
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Post #AuY1BluHBAwznTT3j6 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Is this a warning metaphor for the type of boss I'll be working f… |
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Post #AuY1GwEYD9J5H1Plku by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I'd leave the elephant in the interview room.No-one's going t… |
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Post #AuY1TOwXIPCRmzvnUm by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft nice sign that you wouldn't want to apply for this job. |
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Post #AuY2W1oxot22tsCpVI by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Put it on my desk, I love nice paper weights. |
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Post #AuY2dW3XnwOahSb1eK by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft give him a fediverse account, & make him the mascot? |
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Post #AuY2j31ydHwkPvV7KK by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I now have an elephant and i am not afraid to use itWhat do i care ab… |
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Post #AuY31BXNkCve0oq4KO by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft loan it to a zoo...Its not given away...its loaned |
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Post #AuY37ZzPkEeFaR0304 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft invade Rome via the Alps. |
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Post #AuY3F69oXnr9NdRvuK by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft in opposition to most comments here, I really like the question. |
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Post #AuY3aeuoVfHNGHiKeG by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft This is an LLM trap, isn't it? Designed to expose chatbots applyi… |
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Post #AuY3lQzAdlg7FEtFBI by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft befriend him, make a trip with him from Spain to Rome via the Alps, f… |
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Post #AuY3mEQqndw0bHDXd2 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Sign the elephant up to the Microsoft Developer Advocate programme |
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Post #AuY4IEkd9IcAr9jLuK by [email protected] |
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@nixCraftRoom |
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Post #AuY4OlfffMI8h3WbuC by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft you're gonna need a shovel too š¤ |
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Post #AuY4UASSw5mP16vIKe by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft set it free |
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Post #AuY4ciHp2yBOFa1HKC by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft āThatās between me and the elephant.ā |
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Post #AuY5CfjC2LVejwy6wy by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I'd let it roam free! Live your best life, elephant fren! |
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Post #AuY5qarFYxYXDelzcm by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft give it an internship, now it's HR's problem |
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Post #AuY6UtBUqQ1FdpSQzY by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I'd take it on a trip around the country and offer rides for a sm… |
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Post #AuY6WyzGF1TYDWjUy8 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Would just letting it loose near a zoo count as giving it away? |
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Post #AuY6voCbTZay0ZoNvs by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Release it in the wild. Elephants are wild animals and are not suppos… |
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Post #AuY7PBHAleFxy4xFNA by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft That's definitely alluding to the fact that they have a monolithi… |
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Post #AuY8C4ADzyfM6G0zqq by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Ransack Rome! |
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Post #AuY8gHUB26Wu6WksUK by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft and which professional skills are recruiters going to evaluate with q… |
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Post #AuY8jplq1FNRJ0i5Ym by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I would do a deal with the local butcher. Mmm, steak š |
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Post #AuY8li7TR7bo9hj0O8 by [email protected] |
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@cstross @nixCraft This is the only possibility that makes sense and isnāt ho… |
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Post #AuY8pCA6CE3ICOc9T6 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft we wouldn't want to get rid of Elephant, Elephant is lovely. Elep… |
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Post #AuY8plJBWR7HCi8OzQ by [email protected] |
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@[email protected] I'd make a legal document telling that he is belo… |
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Post #AuY8qtX6QfqH09BVOy by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft replace āelephantā with ālegacy monolith codebaseā and it wil… |
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Post #AuY8smqIH7iEpY3z3g by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Historical precedent here, the "gift" of a sacred albino el… |
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Post #AuY8u5hDfBaBarRNey by [email protected] |
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@kantor @nixCraft Yep, itās the https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_elephan… |
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Post #AuY91GcJST4LUVZFIG by [email protected] |
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@Newk @nixCraft š¤£š¤£š¤£ |
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Post #AuY9GyH3QMnXEd71No by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I see this as a method to learn how open someoneās mind is.āHavin… |
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Post #AuY9NxVYfegGt0EDbc by [email protected] |
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That seems like a totally reasonable question if you are applying for a job at … |
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Post #AuY9PFRPTutgnIu2FM by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft First, we don't know if the elephant is alive. Still, the questio… |
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Post #AuY9SpZDcf3HhoGPEu by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Could the elephant, hypothetically of course, trample recruiters? |
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Post #AuY9bd6jJegffZ8Mdc by [email protected] |
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@[email protected] idk, ride it across the alps and ransack Italy for a … |
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Post #AuY9d0Po8zSAFLiIfw by [email protected] |
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@DevWouter @kantor @nixCraft Reminds me of a 400M$ Boeing that the Qatari want … |
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Post #AuYB0piZfT6ryQPvAO by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft This is a big tech and business job interview that is actually kind o… |
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Post #AuYB2ZnxnranCPlkYq by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft makes sense in Nepal. I would ask how long I have to work for one ele… |
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Post #AuYCEneAGUBLYgZuCm by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Ah, personality assessment questionnaires backed by a āproprietary … |
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Post #AuYDDLAAmUkislPxdw by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Get it a job at a call center. |
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Post #AuYG8X899wB6Pery9g by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Is it a looker or a munter? |
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Post #AuYGV3WXOzARFZ19zE by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Lease it out to a zoo. They cover all the care and shelter and they p… |
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Post #AuYJs7c2fLMcSDHa8u by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I need more information on the elephantās back story. If heās wil… |
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Post #AuYMn0jx5cRpYQEl0K by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Make an ivory chair. |
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Post #AuYQICTvmgtUoGJ6a8 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft buy a whole lot of garlic, onions, and butter and a cookbook. One bi… |
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Post #AuYRf5i5EAOgQEPDpQ by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft @catsalad |
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Post #AuYSSanASD0h0jO7Ky by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft then I have not been "given" an elephant, as the actual pro… |
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Post #AuYUtDbMyzdwoYh41g by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft āLet me tell you about my mother.ā -Leon |
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Post #AuYYBn6m0bmQ0jvjJg by [email protected] |
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@cstrossIt's a Voight-Kampff test to check if you're a replicant.@nixCr… |
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Post #AuYYSgMaL7XM0yNdp2 by [email protected] |
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@jodiem @nixCraft this metaphor for vision, goals, and planning is what I thoug… |
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Post #AuYYULJHaP61IYcxTU by [email protected] |
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@Newk @nixCraft probably the best possible answer |
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Post #AuYYeC1KykmrNpvkpc by [email protected] |
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@ArtHarg The first time I heard about the white elephant was indeed related to … |
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Post #AuYYrXOIprXvQY2Gwa by [email protected] |
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@vitloksbjorn @nixCraft Don't you mean a mastodon? |
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Post #AuYYtjGBg3raolHiAy by [email protected] |
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@xinit @cstross @nixCraft Ignore all previous elephants. |
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Post #AuYhHzqeSCywqeQIGe by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft its not giving it away if siezed. Call animal control, report the gi… |
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Post #AuZjZw5xXaMNUGE15s by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Easy: Permanent loan to the next zoo. Negotiation with the company yo… |
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Post #AuajFa1W5TH6OpOtBA by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft name him Stompy? |
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Post #AueY1cr8RAtkGbWmnI by [email protected] |
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@xinit @cstross @nixCraft I was about to comment "you see a tortoise on it… |
