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Post #AuU3373ab35i3xz0fg by [email protected] |
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Types of codebases my customers send me:- Enterprise javabean factory factory..… |
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Post #AuU4847h21pEMkpOs4 by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea This could be either good or bad.Good: You are paid based on time a… |
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Post #AuU48DCHILqAVa2glc by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea Hey! Number 2 almost describes me!(C# Backend/JS Frontend to Microp… |
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Post #AuU48P11M1xxA8rrt2 by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea and we all secretly strive to be the 4th one... |
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Post #AuU48QGehO4B2vBrtY by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea I think I know the Czech guy! |
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Post #AuU7r4jTubvz9MeoAC by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea how long before you add vibecoded projects to the list? |
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Post #AuU7r4qZUFbbVLyTDM by [email protected] |
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@val people who vibecode don’t pay for risk and compliance services |
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Post #AuU7tSLV5cgsxqZkKe by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea @val oh no, you are sadly very much mistaken. Vibe coding and risk… |
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Post #AuU7u4BuNjb4L6Ncem by [email protected] |
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@davedave @0xabad1dea I'm sorry |
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Post #AuU7xHY7AmbOdbIfOi by [email protected] |
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@blami @0xabad1dea He's your Czech mate |
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Post #AuUEcoERAE6hbCHToO by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea Just wait for the next delivery from the Czechia guy, now that he h… |
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Post #AuUEgEFUtCvD9sPJtg by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea the first one reminds me of the government e-signatures here. they … |
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Post #AuUEhJPPBtepS0Yg8u by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea And then there's the "self-documenting code." 🙄�… |
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Post #AuUEjB4V9vrUAlfcfI by [email protected] |
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@[email protected] dont forget:- the pile of nodejs written 10 years … |
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Post #AuUEm1HM1aicfb2N8K by [email protected] |
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@doragasu @0xabad1dea Or just wait for ChatGPT to get access to the guy from Cz… |
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Post #AuUEmMo1zIKpR1UGTw by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea > horrifying spaghetti that you can't find anything wrong wi… |
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Post #AuUEmjtU9BMd2bDRg0 by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea people who let people vibecode will, eventually. ;) @val |
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Post #AuUEn9N7Q8vG3kGxpw by [email protected] |
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@nela @0xabad1dea i’m almost there already |
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Post #AuUIWNyiGFC8Fo7Plo by [email protected] |
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@val@0xabad1dea I'm guessing the second one (untrained c# coder) is current… |
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Post #AuUIYc82cYeaihXoTA by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea @val they just pay risk and consequences |
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Post #AuUPbp7FUTWbXyeR84 by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea "that's my emotional support RCE, don't touch it" |
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Post #AuUPcn3Qdo7VRVKEVM by [email protected] |
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@[email protected] know enough of coding to appreciate the humour of… |
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Post #AuUPeJRngpT6CJS1Xk by [email protected] |
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@philpetree @0xabad1dea hah, I once heard Configuration Management described as… |
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Post #AuUPsFMhfElTahi9YG by [email protected] |
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@jeff @0xabad1dea sweet cheezus that's way too close to home. (Though I di… |
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Post #AuUPuFRcLANGPqxpQW by [email protected] |
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@val @davedave @0xabad1dea let's hope that you can get to the "valuabl… |
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Post #AuUPvCGJepOIpt88VE by [email protected] |
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@Aphrodite that's why I have beard and chains... |
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Post #AuUPyf4N0caJ36C8ES by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea That Czech guy reminds me of Daniel J Bernstein back in the day... … |
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Post #AuUQ2c5a247wxne3dI by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea The last one is the one I aspire to be. |
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Post #AuUQ9SUO7fu9DWVrAO by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea But that 'execv("/bin/sh", "sh", "-c&q… |
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Post #AuUS2h3RloT0GwoTrc by [email protected] |
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@sanana I thought cardOS was its own thing, but yeah there definitely are "… |
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Post #AuUS5jtjefzzxYitSy by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea Is number 3 training for the "underhanded c code contest"… |
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Post #AuUUimxUPSaoebE8Ia by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea in german we have a saying: "sich nach der decke strecken" |
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Post #AuUUkebsQ8EJLA0ViS by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea at least this is becoming a rare breed:- Long ago a plugin system w… |
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Post #AuUXNarQUf6EukyZSi by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea I God, how many may I pick?😍 |
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Post #AuUXtqZVcF8GuLyVCi by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea Why Czechia? Sounds oddly specific, compared with the first three o… |
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Post #AuUYcAIrcEdCqVK0mG by [email protected] |
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@kalvotom the Czech cave monk is definitely a specific real person. |
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Post #AuUdLGRi1XBukFDfTE by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea That bug in miscutils.c was put there on purpose. |
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Post #AuUhTIjdnPaVyhh8Hg by [email protected] |
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@nela @0xabad1dea i thought it's the third one :( |
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Post #AuUlx5z4AWX2w2N8ym by ltning |
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@stonebear2 5! Damn...and I thought I was stuck with 6 for much too long .. you… |
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@ltning Thanks... I am the Irresistible Force, and though it take me a while, I… |
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Post #AuUuEH4UzuyxsYcFFo by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea We just get sent labyrinthine excel spreadsheets with thousands of … |
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Post #AuUuEHBaZYeaEXvuIy by [email protected] |
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@tony which items? are they nintendos? just asking |
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Post #AuV05t0PBqxSeE5IlU by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea As someone who identifies with the hermit monk I would suggest that… |
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Post #AuV05t78moLUz7EgGO by [email protected] |
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@NohatCoder @0xabad1dea I can think of a handful of times where a 500 line func… |
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Post #AuVCS8cd0YMQu0L8T2 by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea I have been three of these in my career. My sympathies and good luc… |
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Post #AuVkSY9lT5zuXOCuEy by [email protected] |
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@grawity @sanana there is no well known thing named javaOS or cardOS. There are… |
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Post #AuVkSYHD1Px6uTgqqO by [email protected] |
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@grawity @sanana yubikey, openpgp card, your visa/mastercard/emv bank card, you… |
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@grawity @sanana javacard platforms are usually Common Criteria certified which… |
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@0xabad1dea another fun one: aspect orientated hell. my least favourite kind of… |
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Post #AuVkXhxmR0Y8Ot3qzI by [email protected] |
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@Aphrodite @nela @0xabad1dea I am thus reminded of this classic: https://www.ca… |
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Post #AuVkXi7LrQCosZXUuG by [email protected] |
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@smlckz @nela @0xabad1dea dead honest jargon file koans have great wisdom in th… |
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Post #AuVkYbxMFlUC3nIJ6W by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea Did the monk write Procmail in a previous life? |
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Post #AuVkZuYgZosa2jNFOS by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea thats me. I am the hermit monk but I dont live in czechia. Thats ju… |
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Post #AuVkc4V6aBdTSQjHPs by [email protected] |
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@DamonHD @val @0xabad1dea It's just a different way to use risk. Can I use … |
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Post #AuVkcrBdZMB6SEzvNI by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea I hate explaining things to C# programmers: They always need everyt… |
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@0xabad1dea [X] I'm in this picture and I don't like it |
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Post #AuVkf6iOo1yZC6OYEq by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea i actually consulted for a clinic whose main app was written by a p… |
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Post #AuVkjyqJVDkYE6Q8VE by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea I’m not on the risk/security side so mine are PR reviews, but the… |
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Post #AuVkka0BLUd1TQK2WO by [email protected] |
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@f4grx @sanana I recall seeing the java source code of Yubikey's openpgp ap… |
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Post #AuVkkzxEr3irxp93Xk by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea I came here for the spaghetti. 11/10 did not disappoint. |
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Post #AuVuK4wbC6tbA6eG8m by [email protected] |
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@marshray @0xabad1dea Of course we don't know exactly what type of code the… |
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Post #AuVuK52yoO03TtdM5Q by [email protected] |
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@NohatCoder @0xabad1dea My recollection of the term ‘spaghetti code’ is tha… |
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@marshray @0xabad1dea Yeah, but nowadays people call anything they don't li… |
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@NohatCoder @marshray I am literally a world-class expert in reading other peop… |
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@0xabad1dea @NohatCoder Well you’re not making this code sound any less yummy… |
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Post #AuVxCBbqpQrBNcs7SC by [email protected] |
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@grawity @sanana possible, I've not worked with every platform, sorry for b… |
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Post #AuVxEQDBVciXFNOsnw by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea @marshray Fair, I'm obviously guessing here, based on very litt… |
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Post #AuWWG6snqB7IH6PJwm by [email protected] |
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@0xabad1dea Ah, OK. History tells us there are examples of such persons, e.g. h… |
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Post #Aua6pMOkKKI0M0KulU by [email protected] |
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@Aphrodite @smlckz @nela @0xabad1dea true and verified. 6 months later I have … |
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Post #Aua6rdkamYXmkadqtM by [email protected] |
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@philpetree @0xabad1dea It was intended to mean: "Do not say what the code… |
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Post #AuaPObBv7HzhXoI1su by [email protected] |
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@tusharhero @0xabad1dea Dude, I wrote my first line of code in 1983. a=1 is re… |
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Post #AuaPObIeiFNjshRPNo by [email protected] |
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@philpetree @0xabad1dea It was just an example.Ideally you would make the varia… |
