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Post #AuQFOLJpBjAFC6cvya by [email protected] |
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This is not a joke. Itโs a look at the future.#Capitalism #Enshittification |
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Post #AuQFOLSKg5yBcUbjEm by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses right out of Philip K Dick's Ubik. |
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Post #AuQFOMRf051gghIhpQ by [email protected] |
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H/T - @_9CL7T9k8cjnD_ (with #AltText added by me) |
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Post #AuQKGEc4je4pqq7IUi by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses I bet the subscription is very reasonable! |
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Post #AuQKMvzqLkfu8jQdeq by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses Or shit in a bucket of sawdust, compost as humanure. |
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Post #AuQKOWfNUu829vcC0G by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses Ah but there is ALWAYS a flush pedal ( not kidding check the … |
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Post #AuQKQaq6x8llgHcZVI by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses "We've had a great time with flushing via the flushm… |
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Post #AuQKSeIX47xszCtYw4 by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses oh boomer! now go yeel at a cloud for goddarn sake |
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Post #AuQKXfJKj8OdZkf5rU by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses Present day: LED lights. Donwload the app to control the colo… |
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Post #AuQKYaRoII2smY4AUK by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses literally enshittification |
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Post #AuQKg5h8W3bFijoTR2 by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses Looking at the future, you guessed it, get our app. |
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Post #AuQKkRq08B7VYQ2Mjo by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses I thought there would be three shells where the toilet paper … |
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Post #AuQKmoNNIyZC2Cm51k by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses Subscription account. First day free, then only $1 per flush๏ฟฝ… |
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Post #AuQKmoWEm1eiTgv9qC by [email protected] |
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@jCarttarBrooke @breadandcircuses Like the early cell phones, $49.99/mo gets yo… |
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Post #AuQKoj5lvCC4E4SCbw by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses And yet the future is already here. Can we just admit that au… |
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Post #AuQKs5LZdQQK7JRl7Q by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses Throw a bucket of water into it and refuse to install the app… |
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Post #AuQKw2KIo5ytuJjheS by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses i hate this so much because it is so accurate. |
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Post #AuQOOQQF72bgbsk8Iq by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses They will individually adjust prices at the grocery store in … |
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Post #AuQOP7mjtH9T66bCq0 by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses I have no mouthAnd I must scream |
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Post #AuQOSliHtXsNnkFqHA by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses The true meaning of enshittification. |
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Post #AuQOTBJMipODBynJ2W by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses "imperial plumbing" on his back is double fitting (… |
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Post #AuQOTgixvhHqcM0gkK by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses digging up latrines sounds like a fun activity |
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Post #AuQOXFXwuwmzUBYVl2 by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses "Imperial Plumbing" |
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Post #AuQOXFf2UaSbqAsAoC by [email protected] |
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@sharif Ooh, good catch. I hadn't noticed that! |
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Post #AuQOY8DzcqVR4Ddqmu by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses Enshittification has now a whole new meaning ๐ @petitevieil… |
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Post #AuQOYQUxgUm5k3iejg by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses Wasn't it AI which will be controling our toilets?Obvious… |
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Post #AuQOYr4ItiUg9CSFQu by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses flushMe has a 1.7/5 star rating on google play |
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Post #AuQOZP1ee4ZpSpTc1Y by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses it will also analyse your poo and send the appropriate report… |
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Post #AuQOj5hvKCtiRfrqD2 by [email protected] |
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@jfrench @breadandcircuses Unfortunately, legacy toilets are unsupported. Plea… |
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Post #AuQOlKt3rHOk6T9CMq by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircusesLooking forward to the next AWS outage and all the toilets bac… |
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Post #AuQQAzqqn60mLUufzM by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses never mind the future, it's the now. 'smart' toil… |
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Post #AuQQBrE4LV4lsrBT2O by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses It's free... for now. But once we have enough users, we w… |
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Post #AuQQEFu1ZMZizpx3yq by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses I thought AI could flush when it needs to? |
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Post #AuQQEy35R1y5ugWvDM by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses "please subscribe now for more premium features like our… |
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Post #AuQSCPoDxyH339UNTU by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses Future? Can you not already get these in Japan? |
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Post #AuQTuIJNIrPCUaXwLA by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses literally #enSHITtification but now you can flush |
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Post #AuQTuIQ6tonEpThJq4 by [email protected] |
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@feike @breadandcircuses you've used up your free flushes for this week, wa… |
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Post #AuQTvrJOes3hKkIpLE by [email protected] |
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Is that really going to flush out the things with the help of an app.. ! ๐ค๏ฟฝ… |
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Post #AuQU00ZEBmQXCGgbCK by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses I see posibilities. Husband on the toilet....I flush ๐ค |
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Post #AuQU0G5gTOIlLGzEMy by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses and an account |
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Post #AuQU1C6klZcTHNvu5Y by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses Upgrade to FlushMe Proยฉ for just $15/month and you can flush… |
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Post #AuQU27QvdEct4SoJwu by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses this is SO MUCH how i feel when trying to make online banking… |
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Post #AuQU2NWToMZcyJWyp6 by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses and the option to have a small flush is an in app purchase |
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Post #AuQU3I1xiV1yEAgufY by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses ceci nes Pas une pipe!? Ceci nes Pas une toilet!!!! |
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Post #AuQU3SWogdeYmlCh9M by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses The intershit of things |
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Post #AuQU3sROLQlL9SrjIu by [email protected] |
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@DeltaWye Just download our ad-supported app IScream. It's really cool! |
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Post #AuQU41Np64Fut0GVUW by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses I hesitate to look if there are already toilets that can be f… |
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Post #AuQU4CTXr8MvHw1jRA by [email protected] |
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@[email protected] we literally need an app to install air… |
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Post #AuQUZhUoZYp4TQdp3o by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses I don't call the shots in my house and my kid railroaded … |
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Post #AuQVE0O9kXMIeRkI88 by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses @yogthos osram has lamps like this |
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Post #AuQZIIRswaXndfn8b2 by [email protected] |
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@JamesMDonohoe @breadandcircuses only for those who forget that buckets exist. |
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Post #AuQZIUugbKiEITMJ9c by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses Gebrit already sells toilets with wifi in them. |
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Post #AuQZKNXKzwYTzwKoVM by [email protected] |
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@Habrok42 @breadandcircuses Some of the Geberit Aquaclean toilet/bidet have an … |
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Post #AuQZOPY1SleHOSZtHU by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses more like CRAPitalism lmao |
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Post #AuQZS5CH4Jj3R29k2K by [email protected] |
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@jCarttarBrooke @breadandcircuses it's not a problem, poorer people can flu… |
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Post #AuQZUcof2oiaHYK7AO by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses This is the graphic I made the last time FlushMe app was tren… |
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Post #AuQZUqcPj9Ex5chX1M by [email protected] |
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@UkeleleEric @breadandcircuses haha I came to reply the same thing and you beat… |
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Post #AuQZUqkZEplJUuW2jI by [email protected] |
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@daz @breadandcircuses Great minds think alike... |
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Post #AuQf07EwTjlxO7S3Xc by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses If it's yellow let it mellow. If it's Brown flush it … |
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Post #AuQqHDJYFLhoe6xlNg by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses A friend of mine just switched apartment complexes after they… |
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Post #AuQteoaY7zhilxrKXA by [email protected] |
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@infosec812 better not get IBS @breadandcircuses |
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Post #AuQtkG2tTDcHNSiE08 by [email protected] |
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@blazr tbf, I think SMS is notably less secure than an app -- if and only if th… |
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Post #AuQvjK0vQledIsTOF6 by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses It estimates the flush delay based on your diet |
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Post #AuRCLJPNjG7LhE37iK by [email protected] |
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@GreenRoc depends. Yeah, I say that, because I have built LEDs and some kind of… |
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Post #AuRCM7ThZTHYz6SHOC by [email protected] |
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@CriticalSilence yeah, disconnected gaming consoles are probably some of my fav… |
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Post #AuRCZ4FGtxrsissasi by [email protected] |
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@jCarttarBrooke @breadandcircuses But you cab invite friends and share flush ex… |
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Post #AuRFc2h1QhVYdhyBiy by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses @soframel hahahaha sad but true!! My freaking dehumidifier an… |
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Post #AuRFkCaSWkuldsn5kG by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses @soframel and WORSE than that, youโll likely need to get a … |
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Post #AuRG0ny7JMFiDEm0yu by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses Your 9.99/month subscription not only removes ads (except for… |
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Post #AuRUxayEgDfULLkyFk by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses Great cartoon. We humans seem to be intent on letting tech ru… |
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Post #AuS7qv81EQxx2y8ma8 by [email protected] |
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@p_balduino @breadandcircuses @yogthos Well. A lamp won't work on power out… |
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Post #AuS7qvFolRCjR9n0jo by [email protected] |
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@1000millimeter @breadandcircuses @yogthos very true |
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Post #AuSQwHw7l11kMVqliC by [email protected] |
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@UkeleleEric @breadandcircuses SaaS - Shitting as a service. |
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Post #AuSR32FOUIoFjK53mS by [email protected] |
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@raymierussell @UkeleleEric @breadandcircuses ๐ |
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Post #AuSR32Mq2clS6PZ0Ns by [email protected] |
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@raymierussell @UkeleleEric @breadandcircuses So shower WCs are WaaS - Wiping a… |
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Post #AuSR3bBiZxfK63d7PU by [email protected] |
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@georgebaily @feike @breadandcircuses Well, when you can watch the ad im advanc… |
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Post #AuSRGesaALe9JGuH2W by [email protected] |
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@1000millimeter @feike @breadandcircuses I have to wait 15 seconds before the &… |
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Post #AuSRJKbzyb11JuQNEm by [email protected] |
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@georgebaily @feike @breadandcircuses ๐๐ |
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Post #AuSRQwt04X4M3K0cGe by [email protected] |
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@GreenRoc Gaming is a whole new level ๐ Even if I only play alone, Steam Dec… |
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Post #AuSRwU9ESIgEBndgUS by [email protected] |
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@pjakobs @jCarttarBrooke @breadandcircuses You can omit flushing after peeing, … |
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Post #AuSdVS61Aui3SO0mxs by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses Download the app + have an account + internet connectivity + … |
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Post #AuU4ujgPodFTA7HEMC by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses a future for those who embrace it.there can be many futures i… |
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Post #AuVJnP6LdHWrlxKQXg by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses @Dragofix LinkedIn:Imperial Plumbers have changed shitting fo… |
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Post #AuVJnPDRCvCU7we5aq by [email protected] |
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@tanfonto @breadandcircuses ๐ |
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Post #AuaDTvgDAXr15QEXk8 by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircusesGod forbid. When the lights went on and off and the curtains s… |
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Post #Auf1cgjtrLd9hDAWJ6 by [email protected] |
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@breadandcircuses "Your session has timed out, please log in again" |
