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Genie: I'll give you ten billion dollars if you can spend one billion in a …
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@nixCraft That honestly doesn't seem that hard. Houses around here go for o…
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@nixCraft plot twist: you have to spend that first billion out of pocket
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@nixCraft Data Scientist: Can I run all my company's servers on AWS?Genie: …
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@nixCraft Me: Can I buy Twitter from Elon Musk?Genie: I said no gambling.
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@nixCraft Me: can I buy licenses for an XDR for my company with all the options…
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@nixCraft "I purchased an over-valuated startup with no revenue model.&quo…
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@nixCraft on crée une entreprise, on se vend à soit même 1 000 000 d'act…
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@nixCraft but can I invest it in crypto?
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@nixCraft but can I VC fund a startup?
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@nixCraft Me: I signed up for an AWS accountGenie: there are 5 rules
Post #AtNPwhl8dBjquB1zn6 by [email protected]
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@nixCraft I'd say it was already covered by all three existing rules 😂
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@Canageek @nixCraft are you aware how hard it is to get 1k houses in a month? A…
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@nixCraft I think that's included in "not throwing it away"...
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@kaito02 @nixCraft no gambling
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@kaito02 @nixCraft no gambling
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@nixCraft I'd just group that with gambling. I'd be an efficient genie!
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@nixCraft brewster's millions was a great film ;)
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@nixCraft Monty Brewster would like his movie plot back.
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@odr_k4tana @Canageek @nixCraft Well Vonovia (largest company for housing in Ge…
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@jonasgraphie @Canageek @nixCraft investing is gambling.
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@nixCraft "Great! Always wanted to get into retro console gaming!"&qu…
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@jezebelkat @nixCraft That's not gambling. That's philanthropy.
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@AMS @nixCraft It's gambling if I'm not sure I could successfully contr…
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@nixCraft VC: I give an "AI" company a billion dollars to not release…
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@nixCraft Heard the same joke, but with AWS services.
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@nixCraft there's those Boeing planes that China no longer wants 🤔
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@nixCraft Ha ha, but this is an easy one! I’d buy the Minnesota Twins team. T…
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@Canageek @nixCraft I had the same thought. a cash offer closes in less than th…
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@gnat @nixCraft It's easier since I don't care about the houses, They a…
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@Canageek @nixCraft great point. if my team of lawyers have any trouble I’ll …
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