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Post #AtABi6YkDaJR42tnw8 by [email protected] |
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If Elon Musk ran the Titanic, he’d charge you for a life jacket, fire the orc… |
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Post #AtABi6fpnDz3Q2DSzI by [email protected] |
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@Daojoan Probably sack half the cabin crew and the engineers keeping the engine… |
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Post #AtGJS3rqQLdqfDSApk by [email protected] |
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@Daojoan No, he'd just spout some kind of bullshit while the ship crashed. |
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Post #AtGJSMGG2Jrhi90vNw by [email protected] |
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@Daojoan his doge goonies, all in the name of "efficiency," would hav… |
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Post #AtGJSTMBefldiYqG6C by [email protected] |
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@Daojoan to be fair the iceberg wasn't doing anything. if Musk ran the tita… |
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Post #AtGJSfwmqQAqlY3eoS by [email protected] |
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@Daojoan but would the soundtrack be good? |
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Post #AtGJSid2sHAJ5BqQxU by [email protected] |
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@Daojoan and incels around the world would praise what a genius move that was |
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Post #AtGJSwQRZvP5sA3ZGC by [email protected] |
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@ApostateEnglishman @Daojoan Ah, thanks for posting this! I lost this article s… |
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Post #AtGJSwXt8FMIFFXVrc by [email protected] |
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@nihkeys @Daojoan "We've always known the Titanic was going faster tha… |
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Post #AtGJSzrUnnpEWvjiLI by [email protected] |
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@Daojoan he would also, likely come out hailing with a “funny” iceberg hat |
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Post #AtGJTBkqaLdZPmiZe4 by [email protected] |
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@Daojoan He would also fire the lifeboat operators and make sure he was the onl… |
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Post #AtGJTEFPJhGr9920Ya by [email protected] |
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@Daojoan and the watertight bulkheads would have been glued on with a water sol… |
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Post #AtGJTOynPnWGQoLOgy by [email protected] |
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@Daojoan He'd also make a cringe "let that SINK in" joke. |
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Post #AtGJTZ47upj1iEunOC by [email protected] |
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@Daojoan Rent the life jacket, charge to here the orchestra, and befriend the i… |
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Post #AtGJTjbSjkKgOWaYjo by [email protected] |
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@Daojoan selling us on the inevitability of under water living. |
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Post #AtGJTtm6v0n9wReCiu by [email protected] |
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@Daojoan if Elon Musk ran the Titanic it would've sunk 3 miles from port du… |
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Post #AtGJU4caakiBa6HFuS by [email protected] |
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@Daojoan don't look forward. A modern interpretation of The Titanic maiden … |
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@Daojoan and ready his helicopter |
