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Post #Asv9aaedKN9Yo2XllA by [email protected] |
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So much of cybersecurity is "We must secure the Orphan Crushing Machine so… |
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Post #Asv9heQbhABYXNLkhs by [email protected] |
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@evacide You'll change your tune next time you crave a nice cold glass of o… |
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Post #Asv9iPpjRZD3YuSytU by [email protected] |
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@evacide Got a little dizzy reading that. That's relevant every day of the … |
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Post #Asv9rYsrADbuEnHyz2 by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze Without the Orphan Crushing Machine, we will have to crush the orpha… |
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Post #Asv9vvyZFYCb0z2s0e by [email protected] |
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@evacide "But crushing orphans makes more space for MY family!" |
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Post #AsvADSr2GH3NuOshgO by [email protected] |
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@evacide @mattblaze Maybe someone will build a small wifi-connected orphan crus… |
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Post #AsvAJk4z8GLh4JOpvs by [email protected] |
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@evacideBut taste better! Nothing compares to the crafted by hand real thing! @… |
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Post #AsvAOON1H1tpBe3J1k by [email protected] |
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@evacide @mattblaze Omelas organic orphan juice (not from concentrate) |
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Post #AsvATX9E4BPTrF3IJc by [email protected] |
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@0xtero @mattblaze There is now a 104% tariff on imported crushed orphans but t… |
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Post #AsvAaMywGH7AM7V49A by [email protected] |
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@evacide Especially relevant in the face of the whole Signal chat scandal. It&… |
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Post #AsvBe206JLxeOcLyee by [email protected] |
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@evacide @mattblaze juicero for kids! |
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Post #AsvBjc2BlZDbbHzWwi by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze @evacide this was the exact kind of dark joke I needed today. Thank … |
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Post #AsvBnPr0zgVWyyZwIK by [email protected] |
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@evacide Well...er...listen...er...it's an...er...SOME ORPHANS JUST NEED TO… |
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Post #AsvCgASFwwx79K6bY0 by [email protected] |
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@evacide I felt this toot in my bones. |
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Post #AsvD3E0itYbqq2DoAK by [email protected] |
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@evacide This is the exact plot line of Prime Target on Apple+. |
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Post #AsvDjjsMoMBrpSaM6q by [email protected] |
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@evacide @mattblaze You lack vision !!!.We need to build Parent Crushing Machin… |
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Post #AsvE5POjd14Kgl3fW4 by [email protected] |
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@evacide Don't be absurd. We obviously can't create a proper Torment Ne… |
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Post #AsvETLnsdywwUUEhk0 by [email protected] |
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@evacide You won’t get the Omelas contract with that attitude. |
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Post #AsvHNdUYGZGDTVA6Vc by [email protected] |
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@evacide "oh, come on! If we don't build it ourselves, someone else wi… |
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Post #AsvHbabXnVp0Zg5P04 by [email protected] |
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@evacide almost always “because if we don’t build it first, our enemies wil… |
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Post #AsvIGOiQuAc7ZglczQ by [email protected] |
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@evacide I'm not even in cybersecurity, and that still the best quote ever.… |
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Post #AsvIH50HgBqgjDRTe4 by [email protected] |
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@evacide my favourite thing about this is that sometimes the response to critic… |
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Post #AsvIIreqGneRurGQ8O by [email protected] |
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@evacide yeah seems like all the little cyberpunk nerds grew up to be filthy Co… |
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Post #AsvIM9CXV4E1C9ahLE by [email protected] |
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@evacide that’s a question for the business to answer, I’m just here to sec… |
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Post #AsvIxxHYGOzxETxnaC by [email protected] |
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@evacide dystopian novel: “don't build an orphan crushing machine”corpo… |
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Post #AsvJLZZa47IqeLerwG by [email protected] |
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@evacide Come on now, we're the geeks.We gives our boss what it seeks.The &… |
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Post #AsvM3yVKvoleciyPOi by [email protected] |
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@evacide how do we properly secure a baby in a rollercoaster… haha |
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Post #AsvO0GWyATUFHV61NA by [email protected] |
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@evacide Yah, and there are literally whole books written on this "single … |
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Post #AsvPyYQOrpK86kKpmK by [email protected] |
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@evacide confirmed |
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Post #AsvQ3YOKQ1rZS5kYaW by [email protected] |
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@evacide orphan crushing is the worst form of government there is, apart from a… |
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Post #AsvRHiOy666YVUMkAC by [email protected] |
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@evacide Crushing them by hand is expensive and doesn't enhance shareholder… |
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Post #AsvSZfF6gIZxsMsMUq by [email protected] |
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@evacideBecause it's needed for OCaaS. |
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Post #AsvT9QAqBTT9Z8vl8y by [email protected] |
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@evacideThe distinction between Cybersecurity and just plain common sense. Ther… |
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Post #AsvVjYmhqYnmbZ0BW4 by [email protected] |
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@evacide Do you have any idea how many traffic tickets orphans get? |
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Post #AsvYMVDbEukIkLHIwa by [email protected] |
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@evacide That Nexus won't torment itself, baby*. 👈😎👈*In case it… |
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Post #AsvYiqMhITxwhdBcuW by [email protected] |
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@evacide Because John Yoo wrote a memo saying it was okay. I guess. |
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Post #AsvbSezi6aj4fMPRNA by [email protected] |
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@evacide @0xtero @mattblaze are you mad, it will take us ten years to build the… |
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Post #Asvj38iblhLixSkfWi by [email protected] |
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@evacide are we not all crushed orphans before The Machine |
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Post #AsvtfqqV9S4oMWXdqK by [email protected] |
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@evacide - Preach! |
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Post #AsvxZlVsSsiru1FSa0 by [email protected] |
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@evacide @TerrorBite "The shareholders demand more orphan blood and boneme… |
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Post #Asvxg4F3kEaxj5O39M by [email protected] |
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@evacide Every time Google / Apple / Amazon / Microsoft talks about "impro… |
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Post #AswOrJ4nd0XxgNAhoO by [email protected] |
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@evacide "It's only bad when the Bad people press the Orphan Crushing … |
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Post #AswQ7wUCyGVkUtYKjg by [email protected] |
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@evacide And the absolute fuckload of people holding a CISSP with ethical code … |
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Post #AswRdqsHTF66JValYO by [email protected] |
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@evacide because the answer will usually be either "it's the CEOs pet … |
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Post #AsxinfgZolYct3LU9o by [email protected] |
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@evacide And then they extort you by saying: "Hey, but wouldn't you ra… |
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Post #At0xSQAUOjtdSvXefg by [email protected] |
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@evacide @[email protected] what if Russians put fluoride in the water … |
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Post #AtC4Q27FgnEChwOZGK by [email protected] |
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@evacide Is this an accessory to the Torment Nexus? |
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Post #AuMMdHV3ahJgk06xvs by [email protected] |
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@ozzelot @evacide @mattblaze I'll hold out till we have a FOSS Orphan Crush… |
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Post #AuMMdHdZ547dAO5lC4 by [email protected] |
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@4bz @ozzelot @evacide @mattblaze I bought the orphan crushing attachment to my… |
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Post #AuMMdRdDvBn6AE0d3A by [email protected] |
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@BabblingGeek @ozzelot @evacide @mattblaze Should have gone aftermarket! |
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Post #AuMMdRkfTVkIXJUZea by [email protected] |
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@4bz @BabblingGeek @ozzelot @evacide @mattblaze I can't wait for The Orphan… |
